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D.C.-Area Starbucks Employees, Please Draw Dicks on Your Customers' Cups
Today, in a letter posted on the company's website, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz announced that D.C.-area Starbucks employees will be writing "Come Together" on customers' cups, encouraging Republicans...
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Fox News Refers to the Westboro Baptist Church as a 'Left-Wing Cult'
At Fox Nation, the Fox News owned-and-operated website maintained by conservative jingoists too radical for the Free Republic, the Westboro Baptist Church is now a "left-wing cult." In a write-up of a...
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The De-Tackyfication of the American Christmas Tree
In a time older than dirt, before kids carried $500 worth of sext computers in their pockets, my mom always used to drop me off at the same place at the "snooty mall" when she did Christmas shopping....
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The Story Behind the Stories You Loved This Year: Kate Middleton's Boobs
What happens behind the scenes at Gawker? We know you ask yourselves this question every single hour of every single day, and we don't blame you. We are fascinating. Sometimes we order sandwiches for...
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'Misidentified Man' Mistakenly Locked Up in Psychiatric Hospital, Injected...
A psychiatric hospital in Western Australia is in the process of determining how a healthy man came to be held at the facility and injected with antipsychotic drugs after being mistaken for a runaway...
View ArticleI Can't Stop Watching These Chinese People Get Hit In The Face With Lemon...
Go to Deadspin to read the full story of what happened to these poor people at the Shanghai Orient Shopping Center when this totally necessary live shark tank set up in the middle of a supermarket...
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The Story Behind the Stories You Loved This Year: Hulk Hogan's Mesmerizing...
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View ArticleBob Herzog Is the Best Traffic Reporter in the Country — And It's Not Because...
Although he might be. The real reason Cincinnati-based traffic reporter and morning news anchor Bob Herzog is the best is because of a wacky weekly tradition known as "Dance Party Friday." Why? "For...
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The Grierson & Leitch Worst Movies of 2012
It's the final week of 2012, so we're wrapping the year up the way movie people are supposed to wrap the year up: Lists! Today, we each give our five worst movies of 2012. Tomorrow, we count down each...
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If You Help Gone, Baby, Gone Writer Dennis Lehane Locate His Lost Dog, He'll...
The beloved rescue dog of acclaimed novelist Dennis Lehane (of Mystic River, Shutter Island, and Gone, Baby, Gone fame) recently went missing in Brookline — the suburban Boston town Lehane calls home....
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Many Christmases Ruined Because Gift Card Money Doesn't Cover Drugs
Your family doesn't get you at all. This Christmas, they got you $50 gift card to Forever 21, a $25 certificate to Starbucks, and a $30 card to Blinds on the Go, when at heart, you're a...
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'Like a War Zone': Intense CCTV Footage Shows Christmas Day Tornado Tossing...
A tornado described by the National Weather Service as "large and extremely dangerous" cut through Mobile, Alabama on Christmas Day, causing significant damage and turning off the lights in thousands...
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Watch Barbara Walters Awkwardly Ask The Obamas 'How They Keep the Fire Going'
Barbara Walters landed the first post-election interview with the Obamas, and she used the opportunity to focus exclusively on the important issues of the day. Just kidding-she went straight for the...
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Philadelphia High Schools Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
After a recent program revealed that five percent of the city's high schoolers tested positive for STDs, including HIV, Philadelphia is installing free condom dispensers in nearly a third of its high...
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Kate Winslet Married Someone Named Ned Rock'nRoll Earlier This Month
If you're rich and famous, sometimes surviving a hurricane hell-fire on a private island can lead to true love. Such was the case with Kate Winslet and the amazingly named Ned Rock'nRoll. According to...
View ArticleUnable to Decide Whether to Laugh or Cry During Medical Procedure, Adorable...
If you opened up the dictionary to "laughing to keep from crying," you'd probably find this video. Little Julia was frightened of having the callus around her plantar wart scraped off, so she reacted...
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Most Popular 'We the People' Petition Yet Calls on White House to Label the...
On the day of the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, two new petitions were added to the Obama administration's home-brewed "We the People" petitioning system. One...
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The Year's Most Insipid Political Gesture
If you buy coffee at a Starbucks in the Washington, DC area today or tomorrow, do not be surprised to find the words "Come Together" scrawled illegibly on your cup. You can blame this on the fact that...
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Man Bets His Buddies He Could Eat Thirty Raw Eggs in a Row; Could Not
A man in Tunisia lost a bet and his life after consuming 28 raw eggs in a single sitting for the entertainment of his friends. The 20-year-old, identified by a local radio station as Dhaou Fatnassi of...
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Let Is Snow! Greetings From Brattleboro, Vt.
There are lots of wonderful things about spending a week in my hometown, Brattleboro, Vt. Here we have a stocked kitchen, two dogs, a fireplace, and the maple syrup flows from the sink faucets. And as...
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