Kid Rapper's Adult-Themed Music Videos Alarm Child Services
A 9-year-old rapper who goes by "Lil Poopy" and whose music videos include sexually suggestive scene and references to drug use has received a visit from Massachusetts child welfare authorities after...
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Fung Wah No More: Notorious Beacon of Terrible Transportation Has Been Shut Down
In the most inevitable news story today, the Fung Wah bus company has been told to pack their bags. After inspectors discovered cracks in the frames of several of the buses during a surprise...
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Miss Delaware Teen USA Resigns After Porn Video Surfaces
Melissa King, who was crowned Miss Delaware Teen USA in November, reportedly resigned from her post today amid claims that she appeared in a pornographic movie shortly after her 18th birthday last...
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Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally Covering Riskay's 'Smell Yo Dick' Is As...
If I told you this video had Nancy & Beth duo Megan Mullally and Stephanie Hunt being joined on stage at LA's Largo Theater by Mullally's husband Nick Offerman for a cover of Riskay's classic love...
View ArticleTV Minister Pat Robertson Confirms Demons Could Be Clinging to Your Thrift...
And you thought bringing home some bed bugs or a coat that smells like R. Kelly's sheets was your biggest thrift store concern. Turns out there are bigger demons at play, and those demons could be...
View ArticleWestboro Baptist Church Members Have Their Day Thoroughly Ruined by 'Fanatic...
Comedian Brick Stone (real name: Dave Sirus) has made harassing Westboro Baptist Church members his life's mission. What began as an attempt to understand the source of the Phelps Clan's unyielding...
View ArticleBros Helping Bros: Boston Frat Raises Thousands of Dollars for Transgender...
Frat bros do lots of things that upset us. They host "racist ragers." They butt-chug fine pinot grigio. They host barbecues on Locust Walk during finals when you're trying to study OH MY GOD TURN DOWN...
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How to Pick on a Nine-Year-Old Girl Without Offending the World: A Dispatch...
The Nybro Action Team consists of Hjalmar Sveinbjőrnsson and Alex Bejerstrand, two under-employed roommates living in Nybro, a small industrial town in southern Sweden. Hjalmar is a chef; Alex takes...
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Anne Hathaway Knows That You Hate Her
Oscar-winning ball of sunshine and jazz-hands-fueled energy Anne Hathaway (pictured above, raising the roof) puts the "Oy!" in "cloying" and knows that you're mocking her. She's affected by the mass...
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TV Host Suffers Harrowing Fainting Spell While Discussing the Importance of...
The host of a Croatian TV program for kids suffered a scary-looking fall after she fainted on camera while introducing the show's topic of the day: Oxygen. "Good morning and welcome to School hour,"...
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I Can't Stop Staring at These Instagrams from North Korea
AP's chief photographer in Asia, David Guttenfelder, has been in North Korea for the past week. It's not his first time—it's his 20th, dating back to 2000—and it's not the first time he's been there...
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Today's Song: AlunaGeorge 'Attracting Flies'
"Attracting Flies" is another brilliant single from British R&B future-retroists AlunaGeorge. With each track (including my favorite single of 2012, "Your Drums, Your Love"), they hone their craft...
View ArticleNic Cage-Loving High School Quiz Contestants Win Game, Life
In between cleaning Advanced Math and Science Academy Charter School's clock at this week's edition of WGBH-TV's High School Quiz Show, the boys from Brookline High decided to have some Nic...
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Terrifying Sea Monster Found in New Jersey River
The above pictured sea beast was reportedly pulled from the Raritan River in New Jersey river sometime last week two summers ago by a Doug Cutler who, as luck would have it, was fishing with a bow and...
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Budweiser Sued By Drinkers in Three States for Allegedly Watering Down Their...
Exciting month for Anheuser-Busch. First, they convinced Marcus Mumford-collaborator Justin Timberlake to become the "creative director" for Bud Light Platinum. And now the company is being sued by...
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Peaced-Out Pope Gives Final Address: 'I'm Not Coming Down From the Cross'
Some 50,000 people turned out at the Vatican today to watch Pope soon-to-be-Emeritus Benedict XVI give his farewell address at St. Peter's Square, cheering and waving flags as the 85-year-old Pontiff,...
View ArticleWatch One Direction's Harry Styles Double Over After Getting Hit in the Groin...
Move over "Man Getting Hit By Football" — there's a new Sheriff of groin-strike videos in town, and it stars One Direction's Harry Styles. During the boy band's concert at Glasgow's SECC Arena last...
View ArticleHot Air Balloon's Explosion, Plummet Captured on Terrifying Video from Nearby...
A passenger on a nearby balloon managed to capture video of the hot air balloon accident that claimed the lives of 19 tourists yesterday in Luxor, Egypt: Smoke billows from the balloon's basket for...
View ArticleChildren in Eastern Congo Meet a White Person for the First Time; Can't Get...
While on an aid mission to Eastern Congo, UFC veteran Justin "The Viking" Wren got to meet and interact with the children of the Mbuti pygmy tribe who have never seen a white person, much less touched...
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Three Dead, Seven Injured in Swiss Shooting This Morning
A shooting at a factory close to the Swiss city of Lucerne has left at least three dead and seven injured, according to reports (Swiss authorities haven't confirmed those numbers). The killer is most...
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