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Snow Update: It's Happening
Since spring is just around the corner, it makes sense that a big old snow storm is upon us. According to the windows and some weather reports, heavy snow is falling across the tri-state area. Snow...
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The Good Times Are Back, For Some!
The stock market is reaching new highs every day. Unemployment is at a four year low. Companies are paying higher dividends than ever before. All the wealth lost in the Great Recession has been...
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Kindergarten Teacher Terminated After Bringing Vial of Her Blood to Class,...
As many as a dozen children attending a kindergarten in the western Norwegian town of Sola may have sampled some blood that a teacher brought into class for show and tell. According to Inger Lise...
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South Dakota Is Now Allowing Teachers to Carry Guns in Classrooms
South Dakota may be last in the nation by a variety of education measures—but soon it'll be first in the only measure that counts: guns! Gov. Dennis Daugaard just signed into law a bill that would...
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'A Couple of Boobs': The Tabloid Epic and the Headline That Could Not Be...
This is the story of star-crossed lovers. This is the story of a newspaperman's last days. This is the story of A COUPLE OF BOOBS. Shayna Sykes is a 23-year-old from Macungie, Pennsylvania. She has a...
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Faux Fur Pas: Saks, Bergdorf Goodman, Bloomingdale's, and Century 21 Found...
A five-month undercover investigation conducted by the Humane Society found that major Manhattan department stores were guilty of failing to label fur on their coats. This is in violation of New York...
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International Men's Day Is November 19, You Morons
Happy International Women's Day! If you're wondering—as so many on Twitter are—when International Men's Day is celebrated, a quick Google search reveals: November 19. Just a heads up! Anyone know when...
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Oversharing Dude Gets Vibrating Dildo Stuck Up His Ass, Livetweets Trip to ER...
Guess who has at least one thumb and got a vibrating dildo stuck up his ass? Twitter user televised snowmang. The oversharing enthusiast announced last night to his several hundred Twitter followers...
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Boy Meets World Star Danielle Fishel Sheds Childhood Innocence, Clothes for...
Topanga Lawrence is all grown up — and stripping down for a men's magazine. Former child star Danielle Fishel graces the cover of Maxim's latest issue, oddly enough, as part of a promotional campaign...
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Gas Masks, Angel Wings and Fainting Spells: The Week We Lost Justin Bieber
The baddest kid you ever babysat, Justin Bieber, has had a really weird week. It kicked off last Friday with the 19th birthday he had been hyping on Twitter for days—a birthday he would later describe...
View ArticleFat Dancing Speedo Man Is the Hero We Both Need and Deserve
With a running time of nearly five minutes, this video is a bit on the long side for a viral, but stick with it, if only to watch as a middle-aged, beer-bellied, speedo-sporting Russian dance-floor...
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Bloomberg is Annoyed with Movie Trailers and "Video Games—for Adults!"
Old grumbles Bloomberg watched what might have been the tenth film he has seen in his life, and he was borderline outraged with all that nonsense that comes before it. The parade of theatrical...
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'Best Restaurant in the World' Offers Ants, Roe, and Horrible Diarrhea Illness
Say whatever nasty things you'd like about chicken-fried bro-chef Guy Fieri and his loathed Times Square feed trough, at least it hasn't made dozens and dozens of people violently ill like the best...
View ArticleOh My God: The First Promo for Louis C.K.'s HBO Special Is the Greatest
To promote his upcoming HBO special Oh My God, cult comedian Louis C.K. has released a teaser promo that utilizes a plethora of light bulbs, somber voice-overs, and a solid-gold microphone to...
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It's Fridayyy: Ditch Your Necktie and Get a Beer for Free From Magical...
In order to promote themselves and the free spirit lifestyle, the beer brand Sol ran a marketing campaign that offered commuters an opportunity to win a free beer in exchange for their work tie. After...
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James Franco: The Cynical Wizard of Oz
Sam Raimi's greatest contribution to the land of Oz is the very modern act of tribute through mockery. Though his prequel Oz the Great and Powerful takes place about 20 years before 1939's The Wizard...
View ArticleWill Smith Performs Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Song for All-Girls School...
While his son Jaden is off opening for Justin Bieber at the O2 Arena in London, Will Smith, 44, is spending his time touring the city's south side flanked by two members of Parliament. "Will Smith...
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George W. Bush's Art Teacher Says He's Painted 50 Dogs
What does George W. Bush like to paint? Himself, nude, in the bath and shower, obviously. But also: dogs. Lots of dogs. Over 50 dogs! This is according to Bonnie Floor, a Georgia artist who tells Fox 5...
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Holly Madison's Daughter Sounds Like a Very Bright Pasta
When we first met Holly Madison, she was heroically rescuing the iconic Landsdowne portrait of George Washington from the 1814 Burning of Washington by British troops. No, wait. That's Dolley Madison....
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When People Write for Free, Who Pays?
This week, veteran journalist Nate Thayer posted to his personal blog an email exchange he'd recently had with an editor from the Atlantic. The editor was asking Thayer to take something he'd already...
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