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CIA Director John Brennan Took the Oath of Office on a Constitution Missing...
Vice President Joe Biden privately swore in CIA Director John Brennan today in the Roosevelt Room. The White House notes that Brennan took the oath of office on the Constitution's original draft, a...
View ArticleNeptune Puts the Kibosh on Couple's Saccharine Seaside Proposal
Matt Hartman's proposal to his fiancée Lis began the way most of these insufferable public displays of affections often do. He stood atop a rock just off the shore of Laguna beach, and performed a...
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In Which You Politely Suggested We're Incorrect, or You Just Wanted to Know...
It was a pretty polite week in the hate mail department. Mostly people just wanted to be helpful and ask how our day was, which was pretty appreciated. But here they are, below, the considerate...
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Bloomberg Blames NYC's Homeless Problem on Jet Setting Playboy Millionaires
Mayor Bloomberg believes that the reason behind New York City's staggering rise in homelessness is not because of the city's high unemployment or incredible inequality, but rather people (who would be...
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Air Force Stops Reporting Drone Strikes in Afghanistan
The Air Force has reversed a policy of reporting drone strikes in Afghanistan and has wiped the information from past reports that were on its website as well. Last October, the Air Force Central...
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Bees Attack Over 40 Young Children in South Africa
A swarm of bees descended on a group of young children who were on a field trip to a "bunny park" near Johannesburg on Friday. The children were waiting to be loaded onto their school bus after...
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U.S. Delays Award to Egyptian Activist After Finding Her Anti-Semitic Tweets
Samira Ibrahim was scheduled to receive an award yesterday from First Lady Michelle Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry honoring her as one of the "International Women of Courage". But that was...
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Staring Into the Abyss
Almost two years ago I walked into the Hunts Point neighborhood of the Bronx with my camera. I came because I was told not to go, that it was the poorest neighborhood in all of New York and one of the...
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Lucky, Bored Arizona Couple Win Their Second Million Dollar Lotto
For the second time in 17 years, an Arizona couple has won a cool million while playing the lotto, this time receiving the second prize in their state's Powerball. Diane and Kerry Carmichael, a retired...
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iPhone Thief Posts Picture of Himself Smoking Weed on Victim's Facebook
The NYPD is trying to get a "status update" on a particularly unlucky iPhone thief who took a picture of himself smoking weed with a stolen iPhone. Unfortunately for him, the iPhone was set to post any...
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Elon Musk Would Like to Build a Spaceport in Texas, Die on Mars
For SpaceX and Tesla founder Elon Musk the future is.... now. Now, now, now! In a keynote address at SXSW today, Musk laid out his plan to open a Spaceport in Texas (if lawmakers play along), as well...
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Woman Sues Church for Refusing to Display Her Dead Husband's NASCAR-Themed,...
Shannon Carr's late husband, Jason Carr, loved watching NASCAR and the Indianapolis Colts from his favorite couch. So when Jason died two years ago in a car accident, his wife decided a fitting...
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Another Cruise Ship Shit Disaster as Over 100 Royal Caribbean Passengers...
Just a few weeks after the shit-covered, disabled Carnival Cruise landed in Alabama, the cruise industry was hit with another PR disaster: Last week, a Royal Caribbean cruise ship returned to shore...
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Doc Warns of 'Apocalyptic' Superbug 'Ticking Time Bomb'
Drug-resistant superbugs are "a ticking time-bomb not only for the UK but also for the world," England's top medical official warns in her first annual report, released today. Chief Medical Officer...
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Somebody Should Figure Out How to Pay for Journalism, Says Guy Whose Job It...
For a solid week now, media types have been discussing the ethical and economic quandaries of asking writers to write for free. For—oh, about a decade and a half now, at least—media types have been...
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How About That: Porn Stars Look Different Before and After Their Makeup...
Would you be surprised if I told you that putting on makeup enhances the aesthetic appeal of some women? No? How about if I told you that the same truism applies to porn stars? Still nothing? Okay,...
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Reminder: The U.S. Senate Should Be Abolished
The United States Senate, like the electoral college, is a profoundly undemocratic institution that should be abolished. If we ever want to live in a well-functioning democracy that actually reflects...
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Either Colin Powell's Facebook Was Hacked Or He Has Had a Sudden Change of...
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell is the latest powerful brand to be hacked. Powell's official Facebook page has been taken over and is being peppered with insults to his old boss George W. Bush...
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Criminal Defense Lawyer's Mug Shot Ends Up Next to Own Online Ad After...
Bad: Criminal defense attorney Thomas Lewis Edwards of Gainesville, Florida, was arrested over the weekend and charges with multiple counts stemming from an alleged drunken hit-and-run. Worse: His mug...
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Breitbart.com Fooled by Joke News Site After Blasting Writer for Being Fooled...
When a Washington Post columnist fell for a fake news story on the "satire" site Daily Currant a few weeks ago, Breitbart.com's John Nolte suggested the paper was without "a shred of self-awareness,...
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