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Justin Bieber Cancels Lisbon Concert, Observes #SundayFunday on Twitter
Normal boy Justin Bieber seems poised to turn his weird, bad week into a weird, bad fortnight. The singer abruptly canceled the second of two scheduled Portuguese concert appearances just days before...
View ArticleAdorable Dancing Nana Loves to Runaround, 'Could Dance All Fucking Day'
One day last September, Chelsey Feole was in her car blasting some "Runaround Sue" and waiting on her nana. Little did she know that as soon as Dion's dulcet tones struck 88-year-old Nana Feole's...
View ArticleMountain Climber's Terrifying 100-Foot Fall Captured on His Helmet Cam
After a chunk of ice was inadvertently dislodged by another mountain climber above him, Mark Roberts was sent shooting down Parsley Fern Gully in Snowdonia without any means of slowing down. Finally...
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Unemployment Stories, Vol. 30: 'I Want to Wear Something Other Than Sweatpants'
The official US unemployment rate fell to 7.7% last month, its lowest in four years. For the long-term unemployed, however, the outlook is still extraordinarily grim. Each week, we bring you true...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake Returns Kanye West’s Glove Slap in the Weeniest Music Beef...
While performing the musical equivalent of twinkletoes, "Suit & Tie," on Saturday Night Live this weekend, Justin Timberlake altered one of its lines in an apparent jab at Kanye West. "My hit's so...
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Tina Fey Tells a Photographer 'Go Fuck Yourself' After He Asks About Taylor...
Looks like anyone hoping to see a grown woman battle a 14-year-old 24-year-old in the press will be going home disappointed; Tina Fey has neither the time nor the patience for you to make her...
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Self-Conscious Airplane Passenger Ends Up in Hospital After Refusing to Leave...
A tubby middle-aged man traveling by plane to the Northeast Chinese city of Harbin chose vanity over his veins last week and ended up in the hospital as a result. According to local media reports, the...
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New Boy Scout Poll Asks If It's 'Acceptable' for Gay Men to Camp with Boys
A tipster—identifying himself as cub scout parent in Texas—forwards us part of a new poll the Boy Scouts of America is asking him and other parents to complete. As the BSA gets closer to making a...
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Coney Island Is Cleaner Since that Devastating Hurricane Hit
Beloved New York day trip destination and shithole Coney Island was hit hard by Hurricane Sandy. Not to worry: Matt Chaban reports that, with the official opening of CONEY SUMMER 2013 FUCK YEAH CLAM...
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Police Kept Man on 'Most Wanted' List for Months Even Though He Wasn't Wanted...
For six months, a new lawsuit alleges, Chau Van (pictured), was one of Oakland's "most wanted criminals," according to the Oakland Police Department. The only problem? He wasn't actually wanted for...
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Strangers Come Together to Form Human Chain that Saves Young Boy from Drowning
Beachgoers rushed to save a young boy from drowning off the coast of Napier, New Zealand, yesterday, forming a human chain that helped pull the struggling lad back to shore. 12-year-old Josh McQuoid...
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'Little Twerp ... Get a Life': The New Yorker's Jon Lee Anderson Thinks He's...
Jon Lee Anderson, a writer for a weekly magazine called the New Yorker, got angry on Twitter today. A reader with the Twitter name of Mitch Lake (@mlake9) had tweeted at Anderson (@jonleeanderson) to...
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Judge Blocks NYC's Soda Ban, Calling It 'Arbitrary and Capricious'
One day before Mayor Bloomberg's ban on large sugary drinks was to go in effect in New York City, New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling blocked the restrictive new regulations saying they are...
View Article'Don't Be an Asshole': Mountain Goat John Darnielle Sings a Short Yet...
As you may have heard, Justin Bieber had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week last week, fueled in part by paparazzi fatigue. To the rescue is Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle with a...
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It Would Be Great if Millionaires Would Not Lecture Us on 'Living With Less'
There is something about achieving great financial success that seduces people into believing that they are life coaches. This problem seem particularly endemic to the tech millionaire set. You are not...
View ArticleNerdy Boss Learns Dance Moves from Young Employees — Then Teaches Them How...
Here's everything you need to know about this eminently entertaining video, courtesy of the "big nature nerd/mountain man boss" himself, John Griffith: California Conservation Corps members Antwon...
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Fear of the Dark: A Girls Recap
Caye Caulker, Belize— When you feel yourself crumbling, fading out, you usually react in an impetuous, flakey manner, and succumb to your id, despite the protests or concerns of those close to you....
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Teacher Accidentally Emails Students Secret School Document Revealing What...
A high school teacher in Israel incited a major student protest today after she accidentally emailed several juniors an internal "burn book"-like document containing many disparaging and insulting...
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America Hates Matt Lauer
It's been almost nine months since Ann Curry's body was roughly shoved into a supply closet marked "FOR EMERGENCIES" at 30 Rockefeller Center, and her former co-host Matt Lauer has just given birth to...
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Ancient Mummies Had High Rates of Heart Disease, Too
Clogged arteries, or in scientist talk, "atherosclerosis," has long been associated with our modern, gluttonous ways, including our propensity for smoking and obesity. Americans, naturally, considered...
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