Spoiled Kid Tries To Get New Ferrari By Setting Fire To Old One
It’s easy for all of us cash-deprived near-animals to judge the actions of our monied betters. So I’m asking you to keep an open mind when considering the tale of a 20-year-old son of a Swiss...
View Article50 Years After the Riots, Watts Projects and LAPD Learn to Co-Exist
At a recent staff meeting at the Southeast Division station of the Los Angeles Police Department, Ryan Whiteman, a tall, barrel-chested sergeant, ran down the mid-year crime stats for Jordan Downs, a...
View ArticleOlsen Twins Sued by Intern Who Claims She Worked 50 Hours a Week for No Pay
A former intern for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s Dualstar Entertainment is suing the Olsens, claiming she worked 50-hour weeks under horrible conditions and was offered neither pay nor college credit...
View ArticleThe Most Important Scenes from Fantastic Four (As I Remember Them)
The new Fantastic Four movie is unquestionably a box office bomb, which critics have savaged with scathing reviews such as “More like the Unfantastic Four!” For those of you who want to avoid sitting...
View ArticleWhat Is NASA Hiding? Aliens?
Steven Tyler once sang, “Pink it’s my new obsession, pink it’s not even a question.” How wrong he was. A pink UFO was allegedly spotted hovering above the International Space Station in footage shot by...
View ArticleLawrence Lessig's Ideas Are Correct, Important, Too Boring for American Voters
Lawrence Lessig, a Harvard professor who has been one of America’s most active voices in the fight to reform campaign finance laws, is running for president.http://gawker.com/lawrence-lessi...Lessig’s...
View ArticleGeno Smith Punched By Teammate, Out 6-10 Weeks
The Jets’ 2015 season has officially begun:Geno out 6 to 10 weeks becuse of an altercation in the locker room. Broken jaw. Requires surgery. IK Enemkpali hit him. Been released. #JetsAugust 11,...
View ArticleBrooklynites answer: What did Sean Price mean to you?
Brooklynites answer: What did Sean Price mean to you?
View ArticleEverything Is Not a "Hack"
You can “hack” a computer. You don’t have to “hack” every last thing. “Unhappy at Work? Try Hacking Your Job”“Here’s a Chipotle Ordering Hack to Double Your Burrito’s Size”“Our Constitution doesn’t...
View ArticleMegyn Kelly Is Receiving Death Threats From Rabid Donald Trump Supporters:...
Gabriel Sherman of New York magazine has a lengthy report about Donald Trump’s tense relationship with Fox News and its star anchor Megyn Kelly, whom Trump recently accused of unfairly targeting him...
View ArticleWalmart Trucker Who Hit Tracy Morgan Was Awake for 28 Hours, Driving for 14
The Walmart truck driver who seriously injured Tracy Morgan and killed comedian Jimmy Mack McNair when he rear-ended their limo bus last June had been awake for 28 hours and driving for nearly 14, an...
View Article500 Days of Kristin, Day 198: Urgent Message From Kristin
ATTN: social media intern who runs the Twitter account for the shoe company Chinese Laundry–You have made a grave error from which you will never, ever recover. To make matters worse, it was Kristin...
View ArticleSources Who Are Definitely Not Ben Affleck's Publicist: The Nanny Was in...
Earlier today, we brought you the news that Ben Affleck allegedly tricked his wife into watching their kids so he could have sex with the woman they were paying to watch their kids. Now we have an...
View ArticlePrisoners Say They Were Beaten, Choked In Aftermath of Killers' Escape
In the days after convicted murderers Richard Matt and David Sweat escaped Clinton Correction Facility, corrections officers allegedly beat, choked, and threatened to waterboard the inmates remaining...
View ArticleAre Motorcycles in Constant Need of Repair or Are People Who Ride Motorcycles...
You always see motorcycle owners outside, tinkering with their motorcycles. Why? They’d have you believe they were out there fixing something all the time. La, la, la, fixing my bike, la, la, la. But...
View ArticleSoda Executives Are Just as Evil as Tobacco Executives
A report out of the New York Times makes it one thing very clear: Big Soda is quietly killing people while funding bad smokescreen science that says the opposite. How long until the people who run Coke...
View ArticleNYPD Union Uses Flickr in Innovative New Push to Shame the Homeless
A Flickr account operated by the union representing New York Police Department sergeants has spent the last week or so prolifically shaming the city’s most destitute residents. So far, the Sergeants...
View ArticleDoes Ted Cruz Regret the Eradication of Polio?
In today’s edition of No, I Hate Abortion More, Senator Ted Cruz attempted to one-up his GOP running mates in the form of an overwrought tirade against Planned Parenthood and—if we’re to take him at...
View ArticleBiologists at Yellowstone National Park say they have caught an adult female...
Biologists at Yellowstone National Park say they have caught an adult female grizzly bear near where a “partially consumed” hiker was found on Friday. Officials say the bear will be euthanized if DNA...
View ArticleArlington Police: Officer Who Shot Christian Taylor Fired for "Poor Judgement"
At a press conference on Tuesday, Arlington Police Chief Will Johnson said the officer who fatally shot Christian Taylor on Friday has been terminated “for exercising poor judgement” and had no...
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