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View ArticleAn Expensive Sandwich Should Come With a Side
“When Did It Become OK For A $12 Sandwich Not To Come With A Side?” Wow—I could not agree more. For $12 you should definitely get a side. [Photo: Flickr]
View ArticleA List of People Clinton Should Ask for Advice About Her Email Scandal
Hillary Clinton initially brushed off critics of her decision to use a private email server by saying it was more convenient. But now her “convenience” is derailing her presidential campaign....
View Article100-Inmate Riot at New Folsom Prison Leaves One Dead, at Least Five Stabbed
Authorities say one inmate was killed and at least five others were hospitalized with stab wounds on Wednesday after a riot involving about 100 inmates at California State Prison, Sacramento, called...
View ArticleBumble Bee Foods has agreed to pay $6 million to settle criminal charges over...
Bumble Bee Foods has agreed to pay $6 million to settle criminal charges over the death of worker burned alive in an industrial pressure cooker, the AP reports. “This is the worst circumstances of...
View ArticleChelsea Manning Faces "Indefinite Solitary Confinement" for Possession of...
Chelsea Manning, who is currently serving a 35-year prison sentence for leaking government documents to WikiLeaks, has been threatened with possible “indefinite solitary confinement” for a series of...
View ArticleTurns Out Back Door Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and House Minority Leader Nancy...
What do the nation’s premiere teen mom sex tape purveyor and the nation’s House minority leader have in common? The answer, surprisingly, is lack of access. See, earlier this month Nancy Pelosi went to...
View ArticleCops: NYC Drug Dealer Disguised His Coke Shipments With Minion Dolls
Happy birthday, kiddo. Here’s one of those Minion things you like, plus a little box stuffed with cocaine. What’s in the big one? Also cocaine. According to a press release from the New York City...
View ArticleNow we know how fast the universe is dying.
Now we know how fast the universe is dying. Nothing matters.
View ArticleRiot City: A Remembrance
I was a young boy in 1965 when we moved into an area of Los Angeles where many New Orleans expatriates settled. I got to watch my older brothers and their friends run like rabbits when the pigs would...
View ArticleThe Constitution: Old Bullshit?
Americans tend to think of our Constitution as a hallowed source of wisdom that should be tampered with only in the most extreme circumstances. But what if it’s really just old—and dumb? I’m not saying...
View ArticleWould You Have Sexual Intercourse With President Warren Harding?
One more historical dispute has been settled by DNA analysis, according to today’s New York Times: Nan Britton, who claimed to have been a longtime mistress of President Warren G. Harding, did in fact...
View ArticleDonald Trump Has Gone Completely Bing-Bong
Donald Trump, speaking in Michigan Tuesday: “Jeb Bush or Hillary, or one of these politicians, all controlled by lobbyists and special interests—and donors, people like me from previous months—total...
View ArticleOne Brave County Defies Law, Refuses Gay Couples Right to Marry
In the face of adversity, one courageous defender is holding strong: the Rowan County clerk’s office in Morehead, KY, which is bravely defying a federal judge’s order in its quest to ensure that not...
View ArticleFacebook Pulls College Kid's Internship After He Exposes Privacy Leak
This spring, undergraduate coder and incoming Facebook intern Aran Khanna published a problem with Facebook Messenger, the most popular app on the entire iTunes Store: it was transmitting your location...
View ArticleLook at This Fucking Shark
Deep Blue is one of the largest great whites ever caught on film, with an estimated length of 20 feet. That’s funny because she looks at least 5,000 feet long to me. In the gif above, she’s like, “Hey...
View ArticlePlanned Parenthood's Cecile Richards Is a Women's Health Advocate, Not a Monster
In our second episode of This Broad’s Life, we followed Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards around Washington, D.C. in early July—just weeks before the organization fell under attack from the...
View ArticleBen Carson Gives Himself Permission to Use Fetal Tissue, NO ONE ELSE
After weeks of GOP candidates pandering to the anti-Planned Parenthood masses, it looks like the one man who should know better re:fetal tissue donations—famed ex-neurosurgeon Ben Carson—actually does...
View ArticleJustice Dept.: Human Beings Need Sleep, So Stop Fining Them for Sleeping Outside
Human beings need sleep. Homeless people are human beings. Therefore, homeless people need sleep and shouldn’t be banned from getting it in what is often the only place they can: outdoors. That’s the...
View ArticleIs Donald Trump Running a False Flag Campaign to Help Hillary Clinton?
Donald Trump, the 69-year-old New York real estate mogul and unrepentant bigot, is still dominating the Republican presidential primary polls. Trump’s sudden ascendance, accelerated by his willingness...
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