Audience Member Falls Asleep During Improv Show; Cast Decides to Give Her a...
An audience member at a recent performance of the the Great Improvisation Show in Zaandam, North Holland, unwittingly became part of the act after falling asleep in her seat. Initial attempts to rouse...
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Gravely Wounded Soldier Asks Hero Medic to Show Him Her Boobs In Lieu of...
A heroic British Army medic who received a medal for her bravery last week recalled the harrowing experience that led to her Mention in Despatches — and the desperate plea for a peek at her boobs that...
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What to Do and Where to Laser Tag: A Guide to Prince Harry's Spring Break...
On Monday, Clarence House announced/warned that Britain's Prince Harry would return to the United States in May for the first time since his infamous buck naked billiards Las Vegas trip last August....
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Crisis Averted When Tennessee Lawmakers Discover Muslim Foot Bath Is Actually...
The Tennessee legislature dodged a potential firestorm today when lawmakers were able to come together and reassure one another that a possible Muslim foot bath was, in fact, just a mop sink. Ever...
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Store Charges Five-Dollar 'Just Looking' Fee to Prevent People From Browsing...
Celiac Supplies, which bills itself as "Brisbane's first & only gluten free grocery store," may find itself customer-free as well after recently instituting a new policy aimed at preventing people...
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Eva Mendes Demands Privacy for Her Dog
Most of New York Magazine's April profile of actress Eva Mendes is devoted to her refusing to talk about things. She doesn't want to talk about her role in her boyfriend Ryan Gosling's upcoming movie...
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Georgia Plans to Invade Tennessee Over Water Dispute
Georgia and Tennessee have been engaged in a long-standing battle over water rights. The dispute has to do with the Tennessee River and, as Georgia claims, state boundary lines that Tennessee may or...
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Michele Bachmann Faces Campaign Ethics Investigation as Former Staffers Lash Out
The Daily Beast broke a fairly damning story Monday morning about Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann. The report reveals that federal investigators working on behalf of the Office of...
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Breaking Bad Script Stolen From Bryan Cranston's Car
Depending on how you feel about spoilers, this could be bad news or good: Last December, someone broke into Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston's car in Albuquerque, where the show is filmed, stealing...
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'Foxy Knoxy' Faces Retrial in Murder of British Student
The highest court in Italy has ordered Amanda Knox to stand trial again for the killing of her former roommate, British exchange student Meredith Kercher, overturning Knox's 2011 acquittal. Knox will...
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Robots Have Taken All the Good Jobs, Report Economists
If you've been reading our unemployment stories—or if you've been out looking for a job lately—you know that many college graduates (and even advanced degree holders) are forced to accept low-skill...
View ArticleCaught on Camera: Angry Driver Starts Fight with Teens Who Cut Him Off, Pulls...
Footage of a violent, road-rage-fueled altercation between a North Carolina couple and car full of teens surfaced online yesterday, ultimately leading to the couple's arrest. From WITN: The video...
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As Conspiracies Swirl, Police Say Former Russian Oligarch Boris Berezovsky...
Police have confirmed that Boris Berezovsky, the Russian oligarch found dead this weekend, died from a hanging. Despite the many conspiracy theories, authorities say there was no evidence of struggle...
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Top LA Restaurant Turns to Twitter to Name 'No-Show Assholes' Who Don't Honor...
Red Medicine, a top-shelf Vietnamese fusion eatery in Beverly Hills known for stirring shit up, is back to racking up gossip inches with its latest stunt: Naming and shaming customers who don't honor...
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The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed...
Last week in Egypt, a group of Russian photographers apparently climbed the Great Pyramid of Giza—hiding from guards for four hours after closing time before beginning the ascent. Climbing the pyramid,...
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Unemployment Stories, Vol. 32: 'You Are Slowly Erased From the Lives of Your...
For the twelve million Americans who are officially unemployed, life's problems run much deeper than the fact that their friends may be uncomfortable talking to them about job stuff. Each week, we...
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Beautiful Mind James Franco Explains Anne 'Hathahaters'
In 2011, America's most cherished treasures, acTORS James Franco and Anne Hathaway, hosted the Oscars. They didn't do a great job, but everyone's since moved on. We don't spend too much time...
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Meet The 17-Year-Old Who Just Sold An iPhone App He Started In High School...
Meet 17-year-old British high schooler Nick D'Aloisio, the Justin Bieber of iPhone app development. He just sold his iPhone app Summly, which he started when he was 15, to Yahoo for $30 million,...
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Aspiring Model Scores State-Funded Boob Job After Convincing Doctor Her Flat...
A mother of two from Leeds who idolizes Katie Price and aspires to be a glamour model has received a fully-funded breast enhancement courtesy of the British taxpayer. Josie Cunningham recently...
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Cowardice As a Political Philosophy
The tenth anniversary of the Iraq War was marked by a procession of mostly liberal pundits solemnly apologizing for supporting the ill-fated invasion in the first place. As the issue of gay marriage...
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