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Jonathan Franzen's Purity Is an Irrelevant Piece of Shit
It is obvious from its first page that Purity is a worthless novel and its author, Jonathan Franzen, a worthless writer. Even the very first line, spoken by one of Franzen’s “characters,” is...
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Silicon Valley Trend Watch: Growing a Beard to Mask Pure Evil
In a past age, the American robber baron class would combat bad publicity by building a library or calling in the Pinkertons. Today, Silicon Valley’s captains of industry convince people they’re not a...
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A New Ponderous John McPhee Story About the Act of Writing? Fuck Yeah!!
Stop what you are doing right this minute and prepare yourself for the arrival of thoroughly shocking news: John McPhee has written a ponderous New Yorker story about the process of writing...
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Someone Is Trying to Sell a Very Sexy and Very Real and VERY PRIVATE Photo of...
ATTN Taylor Swift and anyone who can keep a secret (this is private): Someone is trying to sell an “intimate photo” of Taylor Swift with the Scottish DJ Calvin Harris. Calvin Harris is, as Taylor Swift...
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Despite El Niño, Atlantic Ocean Keeps Cranking Out Tropical Cyclones
This Saturday is the climatological peak of hurricane season in the Atlantic Ocean. It’s been a weird year with about seven storms so far, and we still have more than two months until it’s over. The...
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How Ashley Madison Hid Its Fembot Con From Users and Investigators
The developers at Ashley Madison created their first artificial woman sometime in early 2002. Her nickname was Sensuous Kitten, and she is listed as the tenth member of Ashley Madison in the company’s...
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Someone Broke Into Dan Bilzerian's House and Went Straight for the Guns
Instagram’s walking Entourage, Dan Bilzerian, enjoys many things—money, women, hurling women off his roof—but perhaps the thing he enjoys most is firearms. He owns many, many guns, and they’re quite...
View ArticleThe publisher of the LA Times, Austin Beutner, has been fired by Tribune Co.,...
The publisher of the LA Times, Austin Beutner, has been fired by Tribune Co., which was reportedly unhappy with his performance. Beutner’s goodbye note can be read here. If you know any...
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 226: U Can Pre-Order Now
In January, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari announced that she was writing her first book, due out in the spring of 2016. She said at the time that the tome—then titled Balancing on...
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Clinton Offers Email Server Apology: "That Was a Mistake, I'm Sorry"
In a new interview with ABC’s David Muir, Hillary Clinton offers what resembles an apology for her use of a secret personal email server. This probably won’t do much to help her.The former Secretary of...
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An Engineering Student Got So Drunk, He Doesn't Remember Designing a Sweet Plane
An unnamed Michigan Tech student who’s been giving interviews under the alias “Mark” got blackout drunk Friday night and stumbled home to his roommate. This would hardly be news—Mark puts his pants on...
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Correction: Terry Gilliam Not Killed by Hella Sick Vin Diesel Movie
Variety regrets the error.[Image via Variety]
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Hungarian Camerawoman Fired for Kicking and Tripping Migrants Running from...
A camerawoman for a Hungarian news station has been fired after other reporters filmed her kicking and tripping migrant refugees, including children, as they ran from police. The incident happened near...
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British Airways Boeing 777 Burns At Las Vegas McCarran International Airport
A British Airways 777 caught fire at Las Vegas McCarran International Airport this evening. Reports state the fire began in one of the engines but that can not be confirmed at this time. All 159...
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Jail Deputies Charged With Murder for Fatal Beating of Mentally Ill Inmate
On Tuesday, three California jail deputies were charged with what their boss called the “vile and cowardly” murder of Michael Tyree, a homeless man who was found beaten death in his cell last month...
View ArticleAccording to the AP, a jury has recommended the death sentence for Frazier...
According to the AP, a jury has recommended the death sentence for Frazier Glenn Miller, the white supremacist convicted of murdering three people at Jewish community centers last year. During closing...
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Serena Prevails Over Venus In Three Sets, Advances To US Open Semifinals
Despite how obviously great Serena and Venus Williams are, their Grand Slam match-ups haven’t always been thrilling tennis, with the sisters subduing their emotions and not always playing at their...
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Stephen Colbert Kicks Off Late Show Debut With Star-Spangled Jon Stewart Cameo
For almost a decade, Jon Stewart’s Daily Show served as the lead-in to Stephen Colbert’s titular Report and Tuesday night, Stewart came out of retirement to introduce his longtime comedy collaborator...
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Survivor is Pissed That Kim Davis Used 'Eye of the Tiger'
Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to gay couples, was released from jail Tuesday morning. To celebrate her release after six hard days in prison, Davis did what any...
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At Least Nine Shootings Reported Along Short Stretch of Arizona Highway
Arizona police say motorists should be “hyper vigilant” on a Phoenix highway, where a presumed sniper has been shooting at drivers almost daily for the last two weeks.The alleged shootings have all...
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