Urban Carbon Efficiency Could Save Trillions
The global discussion about cutting carbon emissions often centers on how much it would cost in the short term. But in the long term, trillions of dollars could be saved.Yes, it will cost money to...
View ArticleSandra Bullock "Stood Out" With "Gorgeous" BF On Double Date With Jen...
Jennifer Aniston’s life is one big celebrity sexy party, and you know what: it’s fine. This weekend, Jen and her new husband Justin Theroux (actor) went on a “star-studded double date” in Austin,...
View ArticleKim Davis Betrayed: Deputy Clerk Will Continue to Issue Marriage Licenses...
In what could be termed as a serious power grab—or, alternatively, lawful compliance with a judge’s orders—a deputy Kentucky clerk says he’ll ensure couples can get married in his county, despite the...
View ArticleThe Only Religious Freedom Mike Huckabee Cares About Is His Own
On today’s episode of Morning Joe, Mike Huckabee repeatedly refused to answer whether he would stand up for others’ supposed “religious liberty” as he has for Kim Davis. As you probably are aware,...
View ArticleThis Week In Tabloids: Trust Me, Beyoncé and Jay Z Are Definitely Splitting Up
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a call from Beyoncé, pause the episode of Cheers we’re watching on Netflix, answer the phone, say, “Bey? You there?” listen to her breathe into the phone for a...
View ArticleBurning Man Is Also Infested With Undercover FBI Agents
Guess what, those swarming insects aren’t the only bugs on the Burning Man playa these days. http://gawker.com/burning-man-is...See, until this week, the only thing attendees had to worry about were...
View Article7 Easy Steps to Living Like It's the Victorian Era
For the modern man, venturing through life as if you were living in the 1880s and ‘90s would be no easy feat. If you were Jesse James, you would always be worried about getting killed by Robert Ford;...
View ArticleLeaked Files Show How the Heritage Foundation Navigates the Reactionary Views...
Late last month, a strange file appeared on an Amazon server belonging to the Heritage Foundation, an influential Washington, D.C.-based think tank that remains widely regarded as one of the country’s...
View ArticleWoman Pleads Guilty to Producing and Starring in Horrifying Animal Snuff Porn
A 24-year-old Texas woman pleaded guilty this week to producing and starring in gruesome “animal crush” porn videos that showed her torturing and killing animals, including cats and dogs. Ashley...
View ArticleWas Letterman's Debut Episode Better Than Colbert's? Judge For Yourself
The reviews of Stephen Colbert’s first episode of Late Show With Stephen Colbert are in. The verdict is: sure, this will do. But the future of the show will rest on how well Colbert can blend...
View ArticleWeather Channel Ends Its Rumspringa, Decides It Wants to Focus on Weather...
Years ago, The Learning Channel dumped learning in favor of Honey Boo Boo and a family led by a couple that doesn’t know how to just sit and talk at night. The History Channel slowly went from history...
View ArticleFuck Your Apple Announcement Hype
In a post from a few days ago that could just have easily been written at any point over the past seven years, Mashable proclaimed that Apple might be working on a thinner iPhone. No shit. New things...
View ArticleA Layman's Guide To The New iPhones, And Apple's Other New Crap
Earlier today, Apple Inc., a failing novelty-watch interest based in California, announced a new range of products. You can claw through technical explanations of the tick-tock of every little thing,...
View ArticleNo School in Seattle: Striking Teachers Refuse to Swallow District's Bullshit
School was scheduled to start Wednesday for more than 50,000 Seattle students, but they’re all staying home or heading back to day camps because Seattle Public Schools has asked teachers to work longer...
View ArticleReporter Claims He Was Fired for Asking Louisiana Senator David Vitter About...
Derek Myers, a television reporter with NBC affiliate WVLA in Baton Rouge, was fired from the network Tuesday after asking U.S. Senator and Louisiana gubernatorial candidate David Vitter about his...
View ArticleAt the end of the day, our impossible Apple quiz seems to have proven there’s...
At the end of the day, our impossible Apple quiz seems to have proven there’s no way to tell the difference between the iPhone hype of 2015 and the iPhone hype of 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, or 2014....
View ArticleNew Jersey Woman Admits to Administering Fatal Dick Injection
This week, an unlicensed cosmetic surgeon pled guilty to reckless manslaughter for injecting silicone into a New Jersey man’s penis, killing him, the Associated Press reports.As part of her plea deal,...
View ArticleThree Children Found Fatally Stabbed in Car Outside LA Elementary School
On Wednesday, three brothers ranging in age from 8 to 12 were found stabbed to death in the backseat of an SUV near a South Los Angeles elementary school, KTLA reports.According to the station,...
View ArticleMichael Stipe to Donald Trump, Other Candidates Using Band's Music: "Go Fuck...
Judging by their use of “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” at a Tea Party rally today, Republican presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are huge fans of seminal...
View ArticleCops: Texas Woman Charged With Unlawful Carry After Hiding Loaded Gun in Vagina
A suspected drug dealer was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon this week after police allegedly found a fully-loaded .22 caliber handgun in her vagina, USA Today reports.31-year-old Ashley...
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