The Budapest Train Station Where Refugees Are Trapped, Scammed, and,...
Standing on the platform in Budapest’s Keleti Station after guiding the final group of refugees onto the trains this past Friday evening, Ibrahim Kasem explained the situation to me. A kindergarten...
View ArticleNew Button Coming
Wish there were a “dislike” button? Well, damn—you should have wished for something much better. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced today that a “dislike” button is imminent for Facebook, the...
View ArticleLaFerrari Asshat Who Terrorized A Beverly Hills Neighborhood Claims...
You’ve probably seen the viral video where a LaFerrari and a white Porsche 911 GT3 blast through residential streets in Beverly Hills, scraping their bumpers, blowing past stop signs and grenading one...
View ArticleFox & Friends Calls For Rude Brit Emily Blunt to Leave Hollywood, Let...
Today three idiots trapped in a box unleashed their indignation on Emily Blunt, a British actress who, despite being “very pretty,” has thus far declined to display the appropriate deference due our...
View ArticleDon't Have Sex With Robots, Say Ethicists
Robot ethicists have launched the Campaign Against Sex Robots, seeking a ban on the development of robotic sexytimes.The reality of pleasure bots is fast approaching. Mechanical toys for sexual...
View ArticleMore Than Half of the United States Is Abnormally Dry or Officially in a Drought
One of the biggest weather stories in recent years is the distinct lack of weather in much of the country—the drought is an ongoing, slow-motion disaster in the western United States, but abnormally...
View ArticleNYPD Union President: Non-Cops "Are Not Qualified" to Judge the Actions of...
Responding to widespread condemnation of the NYPD officer who wrongly tackled tennis star James Blake last week, Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association President Patrick Lynch sent a blistering letter to...
View ArticleAt Least 16 Dead, Four Missing After Flash Floods Sweep Through Southern Utah
At least 16 people, including nine children, were killed this week when flash flooding struck Zion National Park and a Utah border town best known as the headquarters of a fundamentalist Mormon sect.12...
View ArticleGrill Beef: Kentucky Man Arrested Over Alleged Hot Brisket Attack at BBQ Fest
A barbecue cook was charged with second-degree wanton endangerment this weekend for allegedly throwing a piece of hot brisket at another cook, burning her face, neck and shoulders, WKYT reports.Police...
View ArticleHungry Bear Cub Breaks Into Pizza Joint, Eats "All The Icing"
This week, a hungry little bear cub snuck into a Colorado Springs pizza parlor, climbing shelves and eating icing and oil before finally taking a nap, NBC News reports.Louie’s Pizza owner Louie...
View ArticleJeb Bush's New Video About America Was Shot in England
Jeb Bush’s Super PAC, Right to Rise, premiered a new campaign ad this week denouncing Donald Trump and touting America’s bright new future. What a commercial, what a country—if there were a voting...
View Article7 Kids Not Named Mohamed Who Brought Homemade Clocks to School And Didn't Get...
Hoping to impress the teachers at his new school, an Irving, Texas, high school freshman named Ahmed Mohamed brought a homemade clock with him to MacArthur High Monday morning, which he’d assembled...
View ArticleBrad Pitt Spends $385,000 to Ride Around Town Like a Sexy Nazi
Brad Pitt, an actor who is apparently obsessed with World War II in both his personal and professional life, now gets to live the Nazi dream on a $385,000 Nazi-era motorcycle.Now I’m not suggesting...
View ArticleKate Bush's Hounds of Love Songs, Ranked
Thirty years ago today, one of the finest (and wildest) pop albums of all time was released. Kate Bush’s Hounds of Love is almost perfect (for true perfection, see the Kate Bush album that preceded it,...
View ArticleThe Arrest of a 14-Year-Old For Making a Clock Is the End Result of a Decade...
There are sprawling industries and self-proclaimed career “terrorism experts” in the U.S. that profit greatly by deliberately exaggerating the threat of Terrorism and keeping Americans in a state of...
View ArticleToday's Best Deals: Travel Router, Yonanas, Fossil Sale, and More
Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on...
View ArticleLeonardo DiCaprio Keeps up With the Kardashians
Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, is in town for fashion week or for another reason, and guess what—he’s partying.Page Six reports that on Monday night, DiCaprio attended...
View Article“Dear Sir, I am sorry to have to inform you that I do not believe in the...
“Dear Sir, I am sorry to have to inform you that I do not believe in the Bible as a divine revelation & therefore not in Jesus Christ as the son of God. Yours faithfully. Ch. Darwin”
View ArticleMurderer Finally Lured Down From Prison Roof With Pizza and a Coke
Stuart Horner, the convicted murderer who protested conditions at Manchester, England’s Strangeways prison by climbing onto its roof and remaining there for more than 60 hours, has finally come down....
View ArticleThis Is the Best Kardashian Video, Because it Is the Realest
The Kardashians are the most omnipresent family in America, but that also requires them to be the most manufactured. Their reality television show is revealing, but it is of course controlled by them...
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