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Kim Davis Is Pretty Much Cool With You Saying She's Awful
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names will never hurt contemptuous, anti-gay civil servants.In an exclusive interview with ABC News, Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis said that the harsh...
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Larry Wilmore Got Bernie Sanders to Say "On Fleek," As One Does
On Monday, Nightly Show host Larry Wilmore engaged in the age-old comedy tradition of making an old white guy say #teenblackthings, encouraging guest Bernie Sanders to say his plans for criminal...
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Dalai Lama: A Female Dalai Lama Must Be Attractive, 'Otherwise Not Much Use'
On Monday, the BBC posted an edited interview with the Dalai Lama in which, among other things, the highest-ranking Tibetan Buddhist expresses some unexpectedly fucked-up opinions about women and their...
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Wily Raccoon Tricks Good-Natured Hippie Into Loving Her
Say you’re a wild raccoon and you want to use the Precious Moments-esque saucer eyes you’ve been gifted with to trick a human into feeding you regularly. You could pick just anyone, or you could be...
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Teen Girl Claims Kylie Jenner Staged a Car Crash to Keep Her from True Love...
A 17-year-old non-celebrity, who those Kylie Jenner’s “camp” claim never to have heard of, is suing Kylie for allegedly threatening her, having her followed, and eventually staging a car accident to...
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Sean Penn, Who Was Once Accused of Assaulting Madonna, Says He's Not Like...
Sean Penn—a famous actor who has been accused of beating up a woman—says he’s nothing like Terrence Howard—a famous actor who has been arrested for beating up a woman. And incredibly, Penn is suing...
View ArticleIf Bill Gates gave away his entire fortune, he could give $1,736 to every...
If Bill Gates gave away his entire fortune, he could give $1,736 to every American living in poverty, enough for each of them to buy themselves an Apple laptop. http://gawker.com/is-it-okay-to-...
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The Arrest Report for the Sunrise, Florida Disembowelment Incident
On September 20, police officers in Sunrise, Florida detained a 24-year-old man named Fidel Lopez after he admitted to disemboweling his 31-year-old girlfriend, Maria Nemeth. Police released the...
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 240: Kristin Naming Her Daughter After a Bitch
Kristin Cavallari is currently pregnant with a baby girl due this fall. (Her book is due many months later.) Ever the planner, Kristin—who named her first two children Camden and Jaxon—has already...
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Showgirls Director Paul Verhoeven: "Yes, It Was Over the Top--and That Was on...
Years ago, Showgirls star Gina Gershon admitted that she was aware of how ridiculous the movie was while they were filming it. Then just this summer, Elizabeth Berkley finally made peace with the movie...
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Liberal Wesleyan Students Fight to Ban the Free Press
College newspaper controversies. Is there anything more amusing? I’ll tell you a secret: there is not. Oh, we have a good one today.At Wesleyan—the dictionary representation of “Stereotypical...
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No Costco for Old Men: 24-Year-Old Arrested for Elder Abuse After Alleged...
Violence erupted Sunday at a Burbank, California, Costco after an elderly shopper reprimanded a 24-year-old man for allegedly eating too many Nutella samples. According to police, Derrick Gharabighi...
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Legendary Tech Investor Stumped By Names of New "Diverse" Colleagues
The miserable lack of diversity in Silicon Valley is so exhaustively documented by now that we’ve nearly run out of ways to point it out. It’s most conspicuous at the top echelons, where the money is...
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Inside The Most Awkward Volkswagen Party In The World
At any big, flashy new car release, you expect to be accosted by public relations people all wearing name tags. “How do you like it?” they normally ask, or “Isn’t this exciting?” After I spent a few...
View ArticleDeadspin Bear To Rude Homeowner: Here’s Some Shit For Ya | Gizmodo Why Some...
Deadspin Bear To Rude Homeowner: Here’s Some Shit For Ya | Gizmodo Why Some Boys in the Dominican Republic Grow Penises at Puberty | Jezebel Dalai Lama: A Female Dalai Lama Must Be Attractive,...
View ArticleOn Tuesday, a Florida judge decided that the case against Matthew Apperson,...
On Tuesday, a Florida judge decided that the case against Matthew Apperson, who allegedly tried to kill George Zimmerman in a roadway shooting this May, will go to trial. According to Reuters,...
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This Is Brian Williams, Reporting Live After Six-Month Suspension
This afternoon, for the first time after a six-month suspension without pay, Brian Williams returned to the air. As live news anchor at MSNBC, Williams covered Pope Francis’ visit to the United States,...
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Paleontologist Calls New Dino A "Fat Pony"
Some humans spend a lifetime waiting to be discovered. Dinosaurs spend millions of years waiting to be discovered, like “Eva,” the dino recently pieced together by a team of Colorado-based...
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Trump to Colbert on Obama's Birthplace: "I Don't Talk About That Anymore"
Stephen Colbert is the latest to ask Donald Trump if he knows where President Barack Obama was born.CNN Money reports that, during today’s taping for tonight’s Late Show episode, Colbert tried to make...
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Federal Judge Unchains "Happy Birthday" Lyrics
A federal judge ruled that the lyrics to “Happy Birthday to You” are not protected by copyright, Variety reports. The song we know as “Happy Birthday to You” has a dark and muddled history. In 1893, a...
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