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Puff Daddy Still Rich, Still Puff Daddy
Puff Daddy is back and he’s the highest paid rapper around. Sean Comb came in at number one on Forbes’s annual list of “The World’s Highest-Paid Rap Acts” earning $60 million last year, The Los Angeles...
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Cara Delevingne Wishes She Could Pour Molten Cheese on the Paparazzi
Cara Delevingne recognizes that as a runway star-turned-Hollywood actress, she cannot avoid the paparazzi. Still, before she joined Kate Moss in Milan to promote their joint Mango campaign today, she...
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“Bling Ring” Member Accused of Stalking and Solicitation of Rape
“Bling Ring” member Nicholas Prugo has been accused of stalking and solicitation of rape, The Wrap reports. Burglarizing Paris Hilton’s ridiculous home and attempting to take her damn dog too are the...
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FBI: Man Wanted for Embezzling $8.7 Million Hid in the Appalachian Trail for...
The Appalachian Trail seems like America’s Bermuda Triangle. It’s where horny politicians conveniently go missing. It’s the 2,200 miles of wilderness my boyfriends decide to go when things start to get...
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Selfies Are Deadlier Than Sharks
Bad news for the narcissistic. Not only are we embarrassing ourselves with our selfies, but we appear to be killing ourselves as well. So far this year, there have been 12 reported deaths while...
View ArticleBritney Spears Tells a Bodyguard That She's Britney, Bitch on Neil Patrick...
Neil Patrick Harris subjects his celebrity pals to some elaborate pranks on his new NBC variety show Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris. Last week’s season premiere had him auditioning for The...
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Fall Is the Worst Season
Well, great, it’s fall now, so you can tuck away those freckles and dim that dazzled stupor of being skin-warm and lazy and slightly more alive. Where just a minute ago you had in your hand a copper...
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School to Dreaded White Girl on “Spiritual Journey”: Hell No
Caycee Cunningham, an 8th grader at Lincoln Academy in Utah, would like for you to respect her right to wear dreadlocks.According to FOX 13, Cunningham studied abroad in Guatemala and, upon her return,...
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Burkina Faso Interim President Returns to Power After Weeklong Military Coup
Michel Kafando, the interim president of Burkina Faso, returned to power today after being ousted in a military coup last week. The coup, carried out by supporters of former president Blaise Compaoré,...
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This Week In Tabloids: Taylor and Calvin Will Soon Welcome a Baby to the Stage
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we head to the magazine shop down the street, see a stack of brand new tabloids, get on our knees and pray to all the gods and goddesses for printing them on time this...
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Serial Producer to Reporters: Please Respect Our Process By Not Doing Your Job
The second season of the wildly popular This American Life spinoff podcast Serial will reportedly investigate the disappearance, capture, and release of former prisoner-of-war Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl....
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Sex: The Kotaku Review
If you’re already a fan of Sex—and there are plenty of you out there—you probably don’t need this review. But if you find yourself on the fence about whether to try this much-heralded, much-argued-over...
View Article“A CNN poll this week showed the first uptick for Clinton since June,...
“A CNN poll this week showed the first uptick for Clinton since June, suggesting that perhaps Clinton has already bottomed out.. once she hits bottom, Democrats predict Clinton will find her footing.”...
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Tyga Cancels Brazilian Shows, Allegedly Because of Jealous Kylie and Big Butts
Tyga, who dates Kylie Jenner and also apparently raps, was scheduled to travel to Brazil for four shows this week, but the promoters behind the sold-out events claim Kylie made him pull out at the last...
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Summer to Fall: Drop Dead, I'm Not Done Yet
Today is the first day of astronomical fall. The days are growing noticeably shorter, the leaves are already changing, and the morning air is crisp and energizing. It’s the most wonderful time of the...
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 241: Lie Back and Think of Laguna Beach
In a recent interview with the baby registry site Cricket’s Circle, fledging memoirist Kristin Cavallari revealed much about her life, including what she’s naming her baby after (a dog). She also...
View ArticleDeadspin Here Is Some Impossibly Stupid NBA Ass-Eating Gossip To Brighten...
Deadspin Here Is Some Impossibly Stupid NBA Ass-Eating Gossip To Brighten Your Day | io9 Woman Fools Local News Into Believing She Crossed a Watermelon With a Tomato, So We Identified What It Is for...
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Here's Five Realistic Ways To Make A Better Popemobile
The Pope is coming! Everyone get ready, and if you’re in NYC, make sure to stick anything you don’t want all holy in a plastic bag, or at least cover it with a tarp. The Pope will be in NYC soon, and...
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How The Hell Did They Screw Up The Muppets So Badly?
Seriously, I’m asking, because I don’t know the answer. It’s not that the jokes aren’t funny—some of them were super funny, although last night’s series premiere was definitely hit and miss. It’s more...
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Man Pays Tribute to Legend Rick James by Robbing Banks in His Name
Rick James once told the New York Times that he had “always been a free spirit, and always gotten what [he] wanted.”In honor of the late musician’s approach to life, one devoted fan is getting what he...
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