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Fear the Vegetable
Vegetables are not the wholesome foods we once thought. Despite their purported fountain-of-youth properties, it’s become clear that, in the public consciousness at least, America’s real enemy #1 is...
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Texas Police to Ahmed Mohamed: Pick Up Your Clock
Ahmed Mohamed has waited patiently to show President Barack Obama the homemade clock that got him handcuffed at his Texas school after school officials mistook it for a “hoax bomb.” Now, according to...
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Report: More Cops Charged Over Fatal Shootings in 2015 Than in Any of the...
According to The Wall Street Journal, more police officers in America have been prosecuted over fatal on-duty shootings in 2015 than in any year going back a decade.Citing research by Bowling Green...
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U.S. Gov't Admits Fingerprint Records of 5.6 Million Federal Employees Stolen...
One of the worst government data breaches in history was at first thought to have leaked the fingerprints of 1.1 million. Now the government has announced that the hack, coupled with a second related...
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Advocates: Skunks Are Getting Their Heads Stuck in Yogurt Cups and Dying
Yoplait has its trademark yogurt cup with its tapered shape and foil lid. Animal advocates want you to know that that same cup has been killing small animals for years — and General Mills refuses to...
View Article5-Year-Old Girl Breaks Through Police Barrier to Educate the Pope on...
A five-year-old girl has become one of the few mortals with whom the Pope has held congress on his trip to the U.S. this week.A video of the incident shows Sophie Cruz breaking free of a police barrier...
View ArticleDonald Trump Deems Hillary Clinton "The Original Birther"
Today Donald Trump tried to give credit where credit is due. While speaking in Charleston, South Carolina, he mocked the “shrill” Hillary Clinton for denying that she started the birther movement,...
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Reality Show's Ghost-Hunting Couple Found Dead In Grisly Murder-Suicide
A man and woman who appeared in the reality show Ghost Adventures were found dead from an apparent murder-suicide in Reno, Nev. on Tuesday. The estranged couple, Mark and Debby Constantino, were found...
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All Aboard The Dog Train, Says Nice Man Every Single Day
“All aboard,” cries the conductor, dressed for the day in his baby blue polo and matching camouflage overalls-and-hat combo.“Bark!” cry the dogs, all nine of them, as they each clamber into their...
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Teen Conservative Activist Claims Obama Blocked Him on Twitter
CJ Pearson, 13-year-old conservative activist, made headlines Friday with his YouTube video criticizing President Barack Obama for inviting Ahmed Mohamed to the White House. Now he says that the...
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Insane JMU Frat Rush Guide Includes Dorm Room Numbers of Freshman Girls,...
The Phi Gamma Delta fraternity at James Madison University did not wait one second of this new school year to start preying on “hot” freshman girls, according to a disturbing new rush guide that’s...
View ArticleWhat shape is the internet?
What shape is the internet? Noah Veltman of the WNYC data news team collected a slew of representations from publicly available patent drawings to find out. If America’s intrepid inventors are to...
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Today's Best Deals: Cheap Battery Pack, Packing Cubes, Apple Watch, and More
Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on...
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"Grace Does Her Own Shucking": Here's Grace Jones's Tour Rider
Diva memoirs have a reputation for being light on revelations, but Grace Jones is no ordinary diva, and her upcoming book I’ll Never Write My Memoirs is no ordinary book. It’s frank regarding the sex...
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Grand Theft Auto V, As Reviewed By Significant Others
By now, everyone’s read reviews of Grand Theft Auto V from people who have played it. So we thought we’d bring you some reviews from people who haven’t.Thanks to the power of crowdsourcing and Kinja™,...
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America's Imaginary Great Past
According to a new poll, 72%(!) of Americans “think their country isn’t as great as it once was.” Really? When was America greater? 1776-1865: Slavery. 1865-1914: Reconstruction era; rise of the Ku...
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Amazon Prime Will Be $67 Tomorrow, Here's Everything You Need To Know
Amazon will discount their Prime subscription to $67 tomorrow (it’s normally $99) to celebrate Transparent’s Emmy wins. Of course, what you really want to know is whether the loophole we discovered...
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Duck-on-Bus Crash Kills Four and Critically Injures 12 on Seattle Bridge
A “Ride the Ducks” land-water tour vehicle—usually known for careening around major cities in a zany manner while tour groups blow duck whistles at pedestrians—met with disaster when it collided with a...
View Article“So many of you have commented on how much you enjoy seeing photos of my pets.
“So many of you have commented on how much you enjoy seeing photos of my pets. Most recently, I was asked to share an update on my beautiful cats, my seal point Himalayan, Bartok, and my dominant...
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"Who Are We To Say That Cannibalism Is Wrong?": Eli Roth Savages "Social...
With The Green Inferno—the first of two new Eli Roth movies that will be released in the next two weeks—Eli Roth attempts the virtual impossible: making a modern cannibal movie. The Green Inferno is a...
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