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"Single White Female" Naya Rivera Not Sorry She Ass-Shamed Kim K

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"Single White Female" Naya Rivera Not Sorry She Ass-Shamed Kim K

Glee "star" Naya Rivera posted a straight-up rude comment on Kim Kardashian's Instagram of her bare-ass Paper cover on Tuesday. She is not sorry for that comment.

On Kim's post, Naya wrote:

"Single White Female" Naya Rivera Not Sorry She Ass-Shamed Kim K

Then yesterday, Naya posted a sassy photo of herself with Instagram founder Kevin Systrom and hashtagged it #instagramgotmeintrouble.

LOL, I guess.

Meanwhile, Kim's BFF Jonathan Cheban (who does...something) published a post on his blog declaring Naya a "single white female" who only uses Kim for publicity.

"Single White Female" Naya Rivera Not Sorry She Ass-Shamed Kim K

Making the obvious reference to Naya's ex-fiancé Big Sean's "I Don't Fuck With You" song, Cheban writes:

Naya has always been a step BEHIND... And this time she has seriously fallen BEHIND like Daylight Savings Time!

After a year-long tour of impersonating Kim, she decided to come out of her shell and make a real statement about Kim's Paper cover (which has to be one of the hottest, if not the hottest cover all year).

As expected, she's getting some press and when all else fails, use Kim. ...

We all know you want to be Kim, but you don't got it boo, and the only cover you will be gracing is the Single White Female 2 straight to DVD box set.

He then goes on to post side-by-side comparisons of Naya dressing like Kim. For her part, Kim has not commented on any of this.

Maybe her Paper cover just broke everyone's brains.

[Photos via Instagram/Getty]


Lucky Bastard Jerry Seinfeld Grabs Coffee With Amy Schumer

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Lucky Bastard Jerry Seinfeld Grabs Coffee With Amy Schumer

Jerry Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," a webseries about Seinfeld getting paid to drive classic and/or expensive automobiles, just picked up Amy Schumer in a semi-functional '70s Ferrari for a chat about dating, having a short temper, psychotherapy, and whether Kate Upton is funny (no).

Feel free to skip directly to the "getting coffee" part. Schumer only really shines after (spoiler alert) the Ferrari doesn't quite make it to the coffee shop.

It's not Schumer at her uncensored funniest (Comedians in Cars needs sponsors for Seinfeld's sweet rides, after all) but she still steals the show from Seinfeld and makes sure Acura is paying for at least one good vagina joke.

[h/t EW]

Some Italian Idiot Thought He Could Find a Needle in a Haystack

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Some Italian Idiot Thought He Could Find a Needle in a Haystack

Guess how performance artist Sven Sachsalber just spent the past two days?

Sachsalber was burrowed deep in a giant pile of hay inside Paris' Palais de Tokyo to—get this—find a needle. The artist, the Telegraph writes, "is usually the main protagonist in his creations, often based on 'physical exhaustion.'" His past stunts have included, the BBC reports, "spending 24 hours in a locked room with a cow and sawing off tree branches while perched on top."

He started looking for the needle at noon yesterday, working until midnight; he took a 12 hour break before resuming his search today. "Who knows how long it will take to find it," the museum told the Telegraph.

He found it.

[H/T Mashable // Image via Palais de Tokyo]

You Can Now Order a Knockoff Soylent Called "Schmoylent"

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You Can Now Order a Knockoff Soylent Called "Schmoylent"

Addicts will go to great lengths to get their fix. And shipping delays for the meal replacement Soylent have created a market of famished nu food fiends. One San Francisco startup has decided to fill the void with a knockoff powder they call "Schmoylent."

Tipsters by names of Josh and Steve tell Valleywag that their Mission District co-working space has been infiltrated by a company called "axcho," which uses the shared offices to concoct copycat Soylent:

With all the powder in there, I have to wonder if they know about fine particle explosions.... My office mate and I were joking that maybe they are building some kind of gluten bomb.

The gluten bomb being mixed by food hacking terrorists is none other than Schmoylent. Axcho claims that "impatient Soylent backers" were demanding a quick-shipping version of Soylent, and they are stepping in to satisfy that demand.

As Motherboard's Adrianne Jeffries wrote last month, Soylent has an infamously long backlog of orders:

The company told me my Soylent would take 10 to 12 weeks to arrive. It took 20. If I had been dependent on Soylent as my primary food source, I would have died waiting for it.

Schmoylent, on the other hand, is advertised to ship within one and three weeks.

Axcho even reached out to Soylent inventor Rob Rhinehart during a "fireside chat" (which took place on an online bulletin board), asking if they'd be sued for their version of the fart-spawning slurry:

I thought it would be funny to sell a DIY recipe based on official Soylent, which I could call " Schmoylent". Is this cute and harmless, or should I expect to hear from your legal department if I go ahead with this?

Rhinehart gave them the go-ahead, but laid down a robotic word to the wise about going up against the real thing:

I won't stop you from selling "Schmoylent" on legal grounds, but I must caution you it is unwise to enter in to direct competition with us.

Rhinehart doesn't have much to worry about. One Schmoylent reviewer said the drinkable meal "turned into grits" when mixed.

"It's probably edible but only just."http://valleywag.gawker.com/new-york-hipst...

To contact the author of this post, please email kevin@valleywag.com.

Photo: DevilGwennie

Iggy Azalea and Nick Young's Distressingly Boring Pool

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Iggy Azalea and Nick Young's Distressingly Boring Pool

Here is this week's Gawker Review of Pools prompt: do the residents make the pool, or does the pool make the residents?

This week Iggy Azalea and her basketball player boyfriend Nick Young bought the above pool for $3.45 million. It is expansive but nondescript. It has a nifty little lounge area with partially submerged reclining chairs, and the hot tub appears as if it could fit a whole party of people. But there are probably a thousand better residential pools in Los Angeles, and I think that estimation is extremely conservative.

Judging only by their pool, you might conclude that Iggy Azalea and Nick Young are themselves boring, and only notable for merely existing. Such an assessment would be incorrect. Young is one of the most charismatic players in the NBA—last year he singlehandedly made one of the worst Lakers teams ever strangely compelling by doing things like nonchalantly celebrating a three-pointer as it ricocheted off the rim. Iggy, on the other hand, is not exactly a good rapper, but she is at least a pop culture lightning rod, and as a couple they have each other's backs in a way that is very sweet. They also look good as models.

They are a definitive couple of 2014, a moment in time, and they—we—deserve better than a pool this dull. Here it is from a different angle:

Iggy Azalea and Nick Young's Distressingly Boring Pool

Aside from the pool being purely cookie cutter in shape, the stone to pool ratio of this backyard is way out of wack. Given an ample canvass, this pool's designer drew a stick figure and called it a day.

But we must also consider that Iggy Azalea and Nick Young, a young and fun couple, will elevate their pool, instead of having their pool drag them down. The gravitational force of one's pool is a complicated question, but let's consider the history of this pool.

This pool's most recent owner was Selena Gomez. It likely played at least a supporting role in the feud between Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom, which culminated in a near-fistfight in an Italian restaurant in Ibiza, with Leonardo DiCaprio cheering on. This mere connection to one of the great celebrity rivalries in years suggests that a pool's owners can help it overcome its blandness.

Iggy Azalea and Nick Young have their work cut out for them.

Previously in Gawker Review of Pools:

Would You Pay $85 Million For This Pool? Beyoncé and Jay Z Might.

Sheryl Crow's $11M Los Angeles Home Had the Perfect Real Estate Listing

Alex Rodriguez Is a Sucker Who Bought Meryl Streep's Tiny-Ass Pool

[images via Variety]

Bad Writing About Joan Didion Is No Way to Praise Joan Didion

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Bad Writing About Joan Didion Is No Way to Praise Joan Didion

Are you a writer? Do you admire the writing of Joan Didion? Do you want to express this admiration? Here's a good way to do it: Read some Didion to yourself, and then go out and write a good essay about something, in a voice that sounds like you and reflects your era.

Here's a bad way to do it: Write a native ad-cum-essay in support of the planned Didion documentary, praising Didion's surpassing and exemplary craft, and include the following:

Didion's talent is Mozartian, building simultaneously on several scales, in several registers—and always with a razor arc of finely tuned control.

Joan Didion has done a lot of different things in her work, but she hasn't turned Mozart's scores into a razor and then thrown that razor through the air, transmuting that into a well-tuned piano or guitar in the course of its arc. Nor has she composed many passages as sociopathic as this:

Then, when she was on the cusp of her seventies, death in the family tore her life apart.

The books that narrated that crisis, The Year of Magical Thinking and Blue Nights, brought Didion mainstream popularity. It's often assumed that this was due to their heartrending subject matter—the death of Didion's husband, John Gregory Dunne, and of her daughter, Quintana Roo Dunne. Yet many people have written frank accounts of wrenching family losses; few catch the national imagination so vividly. Didion was specially equipped to write these books because, in some sense, they were works for which she'd been rehearsing all her working life.

Fortunate readers, fortunate book marketplace, that Joan Didion's talents should so perfectly suit the occasion of the deaths of her family. Back-to-back hits! (Cf. BuzzFeed, yesterday: "A Father Sings to His Dying Newborn Son After His Wife Dies Following Childbirth / The video has spread across the world.")

[Photograph via Getty]

What to Watch on TV This ​Weekend

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Are you having a case of the Cold November Rains? Everywhere you go, there's precipitation of one kind or another. In most of the areas where you are, if you are reading this, it's getting sucky out there. Best to stay in. Have some hot chocolate, watch some television shows. Crawl into the TV waves, like a pouch; like a marsupial. Wait for spring.

FRIDAY

  • At 6/5c. MTV offers two hours of its show Friendzone, which gives ordinary people—this season, specifically southerners—the chance to bully the people they claim to love into public promises they will absolutely not be keeping.
  • At 7/6c. Syfy's Haven continues to die a slow but essentially welcome death.
  • And starting at 7:30/6:30c. it's three and a half hours of those awards you've definitely heard of, the Hollywood Film Awards, on CBS. You know the ones. For the Hollywood Films.

At 8/7c.

  • TNT fulfills the dreams of a very specific kind of person by putting them On the Menu of Cabo Wabo and/or Sammy's Beach Bar & Grill,
  • The ubiquitous Wendi McLendon-Covey visits CW's Whose Line Is It Anyway?, answering the titular question with her characteristic semen-cracking aplomb, and on ABC there's
  • Last Man Standing, which is for old shitty white guys, as the title suggests, and
  • Cristela, which nobody really knows who that is for.

At 9/8c.

  • A girl gets caught in a lie in an episode of the CW's most fashion-related show, America's Next Top Model, entitled "The Girl Who Gets Caught in a Lie," and
  • On TLC, participants are encouraged to Say Yes to "A Dress Like None The Rest," a nonsense phrase,
  • H2's Ancient Aliens claims there are ancient "Aliens Among Us," such as the ageless
  • Kendra on Top, who is certainly not one of
  • ID's Deadly Women, although she is, like the deadly dames in this episode in "Total Control," not to mention "on top," and of course
  • It's Shark Tank's 100th episode, speaking of get-rich-quick schemes (such as murder, hoaxing about aliens, and/or being "on top").

At 10/9c.

  • Brad Meltzer's Lost History this week is about "JFK's Brain," if that interests you at all, while
  • On CMT it's Kenny Chesney Live From The Flora-Bama, which sounds vaguely Muslim to me,
  • Constantine continues to rage against the dying of the light and
  • Untold Stories of the ER celebrates its 100th episode, and begins its ninth season, on the Health Channel, which is a channel about health but also secrets,
  • And HBO plays host to assholes Bill Maher, Rand Paul and Andrew Sullivan, suffering poor old Martin Short to listen to them talk out their asses for however long Real Time goes every week, followed by that damned Foo Fighters show
  • Which is called, equally insufferably, Sonic Highways.

SATURDAY

At 8/7c.

  • All that matters is the Lifetime movie (and afterspecial) about Aaliyah, or else
  • The Haunting of Billy Ray Cyrus on LMN.
  • I mean you could watch the particular gonzo-looking MOW Northpole on Hallmark, it being mid-November and all, or
  • The newest My Cat From Hell, but honestly.

At 9/8c.

  • BBCA's janky-ass Atlantis begins its second season,
  • TNT serves up another double helping of its doomed show about the transporting, The Transporter The Series,
  • Hell on Wheels continues on AMC,
  • Starz begins its new drama The Missing,
  • My boy Eric Church is on ACL, and of course,
  • LMN's premiere platform for up-and-coming young actors who can honestly list "playing a child with something inside it" as a special skill on their résumés, The Ghost Inside My Child, reenacts both "Killed by a Bomb" And "Bonfire Gone Wrong."

At 10/9c.

  • TLC's Sex Sent Me to the ER won't send you nearly that far, but it might send you to dreamland, or at least you'll sleep easier than you would if you'd watched
  • The special "Strippercam" episode of ID's Scorned: Love Kills, in which somebody dies as a result of being filmed stripping or near strippers, which is still not as disturbing as
  • The fact that DIY's Vanilla Ice Goes Amish reaches the end of its second motherfucking season tonight.

At 10:30/9:30c. on Adult Swim Black Dynamite addresses the always-timely Bill Cosby, and an hour later Woody Harrelson hosts SNL with musical guest Kendrick Lamar.

SUNDAY

The new order of Fox comedies is as follows: Mulaney in the old shitty Bob's Burger slot at 7:30/6:30c., then Simpsons, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers. They flipped, not unlike a burger or a Mulaney, to make the evening more enjoyable for you, the viewer.

At 8/7c.

  • In Hallmark Channel's Dan Brown's Angels & Ornaments the monks are just going berserk in the timeless war between the angels and the ornaments, whipping themselves and one another, as class traitor Mary Magdalene uses the electric technology of one Mr. Thomas Edison against the grub-worms of equality's brood.
  • Once Upon a Time on ABC is a special two-hour episode in which all of the characters simultaneously realize that in the Fairytale Land of the Time Before, they had not yet become accomplices to a brutally cynical exercise in corporate synergy, and must smash a sacred mirror before their purer, wiser selves can enter our world to destroy the warped, predatory demons they've become. Lost's Elizabeth Mitchell guest-stars.
  • The Paradise comes to its second-season conclusion on PBS but have no fear because Real Housewives of Atlanta is just getting started.

At 9/8c.

  • Oprah determines the Now-Abouts of Former FLDS Leader Willie Jessop, as well as former polygamists Apollonia, Darryl Strawberry and Niki Taylor.
  • TLC's 90 Day Fiancé checks in to make sure itself is still creepy—it is!—and meanwhile
  • On Comedy Central, a Comedy Central Special called Jeff Dunham: All Over The Map, where Jeff Dunham smears his feces all over a Mercator-projection map of the world, focusing on the Middle East, as a bunch of illiterate trash laugh their ample asses off.
  • Meanwhile, on TV we're told is for grownups, Homeland and Newsroom face off against The Walking Dead and The Good Wife, but it's the last one wins first-watch rights due to its title, "Sticky Content."

At 10/9c.

  • Revenge makes grim "Contact" opposite Showtime's increasingly dire The Affair versus
  • HBO's vastly more disturbing The Comeback and Getting On versus a
  • CSI investigation a criminal scene while exploring the mystery of "The Twin Paradox" and
  • House of DVF on E! explores the mystery of "Why I Did This" in a special episode titled "Why Did I Do This?"
  • My Five Wives on TLC tries to determine who are the wives in this scenario and
  • CNN's Lisa Ling explains what is priests on This Is Life With Lisa Ling: "Called to the Collar."

Finally, if you have nothing better to do than watch Kenya Moore and Sherri Shepherd at 11/10c. on Watch What Happens: Live, think again because I swear to God, you do.

Morning Afteris a brutally cynical exercise in corporate synergy brought to you by Gawker. What are you watching this weekend? What are we missing out on? Recommendations and discussions down below.

Goldman Sachs Sucks at Recruiting Engineers Until They See the Salary

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Goldman Sachs Sucks at Recruiting Engineers Until They See the Salary

The recruiting funnel from the Ivy League to Goldman Sachs has been short on engineers ever since Silicon Valley decided to exploit Wall Street's moral failings to fill their tech campuses. But according to Dealbook, the vampiric cephalopod is biting back with a "new, hipper website" and a bunch of buzzwords.

At the Columbia event, the screen at the front of the room had a word cloud showing the cool fields — at least for computer scientists — that Goldman engineers work in, among them "machine learning," "data mining" and "cloud computing."

Part of the investment bank's problem may be that it's fighting stereotypes of startups from the last tech boom:

The Goldman employees knew they had an uphill battle. They were fighting against perceptions of Wall Street as boring and regulation-bound and Silicon Valley as the promised land of flip-flops, beanbag chairs and million-dollar stock options.

The perks of Startupland have gotten much more alluring than bean-filled chairs. To counter the industry's "change the world" selling point, Goldman argues you can make a bigger impact in finance:

"Whereas in other opportunities you might be considering, it is working one type of data or one type of application, we deal in hundreds of products in hundreds of markets, with thousands or tens of thousands of clients, every day, millions of times of day worldwide," Afsheen Afshar, a managing director at Goldman Sachs, told the students [at Columbia].

Of course the opportunity to make a global impact may not be as convincing coming from the engineers of the financial contagion. So that's when R. Martin Chavez, Goldman's chief information officer, steps in with Wall Street's foolproof recruiting tactic, says Dealbook:

If nothing else, Mr. Chavez said, candidates' concerns are usually assuaged when they see the generous compensation that Goldman offers.

"As soon as we start talking to the candidates about what our starting packages look like, the lifestyle questions about flip-flops and beanbags really start to go away," he said.

Just don't spend it all on beanbags, kids.

To contact the author of this post, please email nitasha@gawker.com.

[Image via GoldmanSachs.com]


Zen Koans Explained: "A Letter to a Dying Man"

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Zen Koans Explained: "A Letter to a Dying Man"

Pour one glass of water into another. Now ask yourself: how can you tell which water came from the first glass, and which from the second? As you think about this, you're struck by a bird. The bird survives—but never forgets.

The koan: "A Letter to a Dying Man"

Bassui wrote the following letter to one of his disciples who was about to die:

"The essence of your mind is not born, so it will never die. It is not an existence, which is perishable. It is not an emptiness, which is a mere void. It has neither color nor form. It enjoys no pleasures and suffers no pains.

"I know you are very ill. Like a good Zen student, you are facing that sickness squarely. You may not know exactly who is suffering, but question yourself: What is the essence of this mind? Think only of this. You will need no more. Covet nothing. Your end which is endless is as a snowflake dissolving in the pure air."

The enlightenment: With that, Bassui set down his pen and admired his work. "Yes, that will do," he said to himself. "That will do very nicely."

He folded the letter evenly, put it in an envelope, and addressed it with simple yet beautiful calligraphic strokes. He stuck the letter in his coat and, whistling a pleasant tune, went out for a leisurely lunch before ambling over to his dying friend's house. When he got there, he found that his friend had just died.

"What do you have there?" the man's grieving wife asked Bassui.

"Oh, uh... pornography," Bassui said. Then he ran home and published his letter in a book instead.

This has been "Zen Koans Explained." Brooms for the desert.

[Photo: Shutterstock]

​Your Weekend TV Streaming Guide

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​Your Weekend TV Streaming Guide

It's been a long week full of weird weather for most of us, and travel for an odd number of people so close to the holidays in my experience, but all of that is over now. It's officially cold enough to log some serious blanket time, so curl up, check out the Weekend Guide to what's airing in the upcoming days, and enjoy this week's Morning After Guide to Streaming.

Generation Kill (on HBO GO and Amazon Prime)
When we talk about Veterans Day we usually think about grandpas and sexy history people, but did you know we're currently sending soldiers to fight in other countries? When they come back here, they're Veterans too, and they deserve that same care and respect. In the same sense that maybe Christmas is not about stupid fucking diamonds and Playstations, maybe Veterans Day week would be a nice time to think about how women and men younger than you are right now are serving your country, and why they might be doing that. Seems like maybe a better way to spend this week than worshiping the irrelevant past, in my very subjective opinion, since the truth is you would love your grandpa either way.

Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond (Netflix, 4 episodes)
James Bond is a silly fun fantasy for men, boys, girls and women. But did you know that Ian Fleming was a playboy and a spy also? Played by Iron Man's dad, with a lot of fucking (in the British style).

Editor's Pick: Delectable Mustaches (Amazon Prime)
The Amazon Prime Instant Video Editor's Choice categories are bonks: "Delectable Mustaches," "Beautifully Spoken Dialogue," "Tentacles Prevail," "Humans are strange creatures," "Ghosts lurking" and "Masculinity Reigns Supreme." This week I have chosen the category for you of "Delectable Mustaches" not because mustaches are inherently interesting, even this month, but because of the choices, which include:

  • Bronson (2008) Tom Hardy grows muscles under the guiding hand of one Nicolas Winding Refn. As one Amazon reviewer explains, "Tom Hardy is a great actor, but movies that move back and forth , become rather boring ."
  • Rio Grande (1950) John Ford's John Wayne classic with Maureen O'Hara about the rampant cockblocking of those goddamn Apaches back in frontier days.
  • Serpico (1973) Al Pacino robs a bank to pay for surgery so he can finally smell his girlfriend. Prequel to 1992's Scent of a Woman, and the last good thing that man ever did.
  • A Field In England (2013) In 1648 some English Civil War soldiers are tortured by an alchemist in a vast mushroom field, eventually becoming popular jam band The String Cheese Incident but only when they are ready.
  • The Visitor (1980): Space Jesus and sketchy android Lance Henriksen fight against a demonic little girl and her pet hawk, also played by Lance Henriksen.
  • Pulp Fiction (1984) This little-known film pairs Samuel L. Jackson with the opportunity for Quentin Tarantino to say the n-word about sixty million times. An opportunity provided by this film to get his shit back on track was later squandered by its star, heterosexual Scientologist John Travolta; soundtrack also featured Travolta performing as his alter-ego Lou Bega.

Lock 'N Load with R. Lee Ermey (Hulu)
This History Channel classic combines everything you love about crazy old men talking nonsense, cartoons, and things exploding. I am a big fan of weaponry although I cannot retain the information longer than it takes me to fall asleep and wake up again, so this series is perfect. You can keep your reality shows and your family dramas, I just want a person to mansplain at me at the top of his lungs about how things kill.

Bonus Hulu Original: A show called simply Man, about some guys. Masculinity Reigns Supreme, as they say.

[Image via]

Previous editions ofthe Weekend Stream are here. You live in the future now! Almost any media you can think of, you can find from the chair you're sitting in. Even if you can't, take comfort in the fact that the amount of things you can't find online will never go up: Only down. In that spirit,Morning Afterasks: What are you streaming this weekend?

"Choose Your Own Adventure" Creator R.A. Montgomery Dead at 78

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"Choose Your Own Adventure" Creator R.A. Montgomery Dead at 78

Every adventure has to end sometime: R.A. Montgomery, the author and publisher who launched the Choose Your Own Adventure series that got a generation of '80s kids hooked on reading, died Sunday at his home in Vermont. He was 78. A cause of death hasn't been made public.

Montgomery created Choose Your Own Adventure in 1977 when he spun Edward Packard's interactive kids' story, Sugarcane Island, into a concept for an entire series. He started publishing the books with Bantam 2 years later.

The series has now expanded to 230 books, selling a total of 250 million copies worldwide. Although Montgomery eventually brought on other writers, he initially split the CYOA writing duties evenly with Packard. Starting with book #2, Journey Under the Sea, he went on to write more than 50 books for Choose Your Own Adventure and its various spinoffs.

In 2003, Montgomery founded a company called ChooseCo to revive the series and reprint several of the original adventures. His final book, Gus vs. the Robot King, about a kid who's jealous of a robot sidekick, came out in September.

He's survived by his wife, co-author and ChooseCo cofounder, Shannon Gilligan.

[h/t AV Club, Photo: CYOA.com]

Google Faces Class Action Suit For Exploiting Contract Workers

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Google Faces Class Action Suit For Exploiting Contract Workers

Google has become the latest tech company hit with a lawsuit for exploiting contract workers. Reuters reports that a class action suit has been filed against Google, alleging the company misclassified employees as independent contractors. The plaintiff behind the suit also alleges he was refused the overtime wages and was not paid for all the time spent working.

In the latest case against Google, plaintiff Jacob McPherson said he began work in 2013 at $35 per hour as a "site merchandiser for magazines" in the Google Play unit. He was classified as a freelancer and paid through an outside agency, the lawsuit said, although he worked in Google's New York offices.

McPherson was limited to billing 30 hours a week but worked more than that. Google declined to pay him for those extra hours, nor for any overtime over 40 hours a week. Google eventually terminated his contract after he asked for more hours to be covered in the contract, the lawsuit said.

This is the second lawsuit to come to light this week accusing a tech company of abusing the independent contractor employment model. Freelancers are commonly used by on-demand service startups like Uber and Taskrabbit, but larger companies also use contractors to fill office positions. Earlier this week, Valleywag discovered Handy was the target of a lawsuit filed by former contractors, claiming they were denied minimum wages.

To contact the author of this post, please email kevin@valleywag.com.

Photo: AP

91-Year-Old Dead Woman Wakes Up, Is Not Dead, Whoops

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91-Year-Old Dead Woman Wakes Up, Is Not Dead, Whoops

91-year-old Janina Kolkiewicz was declared dead on November 6th and her body was sent to a funeral home. Eleven hours later, she woke up.

According to CNN, Kolkiewicz was declared dead by her family's doctor who found her not breathing and unresponsive. The doctor spoke to CNN's Polish affiliate TVN about how he for sure thought she was dead, he swears!:

"I checked the pulse on the forearm artery, carotid artery also. I listened to the heart, to the breathing. I also examined the pupils. There were no reflexes. Typical symptoms of death."

Sounds like death to me! The doctor signed her death certificate and her body was taken to a funeral home in Ostrow Lubelski, a town in eastern Poland, the BBC reports. The mortuary staff called eleven hours later to tell the family that, uh, Janina Kolkiewicz was not dead. Can you come and get her?

The staff picked up on the fact that she was alive after they reportedly noticed "movement in her body bag while it was in storage."

According to the BBC, Kolkiewicz warmed up back at home with bowl of soup and two pancakes. She says she feels "fine" and "normal."

[image via Shutterstock]

Frat Pledge Before Death: "It's About to Be a Very Eventful Night"

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Frat Pledge Before Death: "It's About to Be a Very Eventful Night"

A dead fraternity pledge shared an eerily prescient message on social media Wednesday, tweeting, "It's about to be a very eventful night to say the least," just hours before he was found unconscious on the floor of a West Virginia University frat house.

Late Wednesday night, 18-year-old Nolan Burch was found without a pulse and not breathing inside WVU's Kappa Sigma house. On Thursday, the university suspended all fraternities and sororities until further notice. On Friday, Burch died.

Burch's final message, along with an earlier one reading "Still hammered," can still be seen on the teen's Twitter page.

According to Kappa Sigma's national office, the WVU chapter of the fraternity had been suspended for "previous, unrelated violations" since mid-October and had been told on Monday to cease operations.

[ Image via Twitter]

In case you're wondering, that tiger is still on the loose in France.


Today's Lesson: Both You and Morgan Freeman are Wrong About Racism

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Today's Lesson: Both You and Morgan Freeman are Wrong About Racism

To the student in my race and ethnicity class who doesn't want to talk about race:

I feel we've come to a bad place in the semester. There are four weeks left. We're exhausted. We're bruised. We're hurt. We've hurt each other. I wish I could have prevented that. Maybe I could have. Or maybe there's no way for us to even approach an honest conversation about race without hurting each other. I don't know. I'm sorry, either way.

I've been reading your papers and a lot of you are upset about some of the anonymous comments that were made in class a few weeks ago. I am, too. At least one person in the class said that they think racism isn't a problem in the United States. They said we shouldn't talk about race. They said that they think talking about race only makes the situation worse.

It made some of you angry. It made me angry, too. It feels like nothing short of a slap in the face. It is a slap in the face to the experiences I've had, watching racism hurt and damage people I love. It is a slap in the face to my belief that we can only get better by talking about race–by being compassionately honest with each other.

I want to say to the person who wrote that, I'm sorry you're here. I don't understand why you're here. I don't know why you took a class on race and ethnicity if you felt that way. I wish it wasn't too late for you to drop. It must be painful for you to listen to a conversation that you believe is making things worse. You believe you are making the problem worse by being in this class. That must be a difficult situation to be in.

You're not alone in thinking this, of course. Morgan Freeman, the voice of God, no less, backs you up. He also said we should stop obsessing over race. Being black doesn't make him any more right. Being Morgan Freeman doesn't make him any more right. Both you and Morgan Freeman are wrong.

I'm not going to argue with you about whether racism is still a problem in the United States and around the world. We're over halfway through the semester and if what you've learned so far hasn't convinced you, nothing will. I've told you that though wealth is the great leveler in this country, the gap between the average wealth of white families and black families is not shrinking, but growing. Currently, a typical black household accumulates one-tenth the wealth of a typical white household. You know that Native Americans, with higher rates of suicide, alcoholism and diabetes, live on average five years less than other Americans, just one of the ways racism steals lives away. You've read that African-Americans are discriminated against in job hiring before anyone ever sees their face, just on the basis of having a name like Aisha or Jamal, instead of Emily or John. And if the studies and the numbers don't sway you, you've heard the stories firsthand from your fellow students. But you're still not convinced.

My only real hope for you at this point is that there's a lag effect happening here. This is the hope that many of us as teachers cling to in the face of occasional despair. Maybe someday in the future something will happen to you that will change your mind. Maybe eventually you will hear these conversations through more receptive ears. Maybe you will love someone who's hurt by racism. Maybe you will be hurt in some way yourself. I am not wishing this on you. But as a teacher, there's nothing else I can do for you now.

I don't know if any of you have noticed, but I am a white person. I am a white person in the most ordinary of ways. There is nothing that makes me particularly special or extraordinary as a white person. Nothing that makes me any less privileged in my whiteness.

Like many of you, I grew up in a small town with very few people who weren't white. I didn't grow up with a black president, but in many other ways our situations were the same. I saw black people when we drove into the city and I was taught to be afraid of them. There was an Asian-American girl in my school, and the only time we really much noticed she was different was when we made fun of her last name, because it sounded foreign and weird. No one stopped us from doing that, not even our parents. Native Americans were people with feathers in their hair or faces on the tub of butter. They may as well not have existed as real people at all. Hispanics were the men who were backside taking care of the horses at the racetrack where my mother worked. They were hard to understand. I learned Spanish in high school, but not really with any intention of being able to talk to those people.

That's where I come from. That's my legacy. So you might wonder why I'm here, feeling angry at some of you because you don't want to see your white privilege. Because you are clinging to it with so much energy that if you just let go, I feel we could power the whole of the planet for decades.

You might wonder, so let me tell you that there are a lot of reasons I'm here. James Baldwin is the one I want to talk about. None of you really read the syllabus, I know, but there's a quote from him on the first page. He was a writer and a civil rights activist. He was a master of the essay. He understood better than anyone what race is doing to us as Americans–to all of us. White people are not safe from its damages. It is not good for any of us. That is why I am here.

Partly because of James Baldwin, I believe racism is my problem. My problem. I claim it. It is not my problem because I am guilty. It is my problem because I am responsible. I didn't create racism. It's not my fault. But if I do nothing, I become a part of it. And it is not something I want to be a part of. I can make that decision. You can make that decision. We can all make that decision.

I know that it can be hard as a white person to read and talk about racism. It's hard for everyone to read and talk about racism, because it is an ugly thing. When we confront racism, we commit to staring into the face of something both repellant and familiar. It's hard for all of us, but what I know most about is what it's like to be white and I can understand the temptation of defensiveness for us white folks. Of resentment. Of feeling accused. I understand the lure of clinging to all the ways in which you, too, don't have it so good. I am more than familiar with the temptation to demonstrate your own oppression.

But it's time to grow up. Children make excuses. Children engage in competitions to one-up each other. You're not a child anymore. It's time to do better.

I saw Jesse Williamson tweeting about Ferguson on Twitter the other day and I want to tell you one of the things he said: "White people have played a crucial role in nearly every social justice movement in this country. Indifference is not your duty or heritage." I want to ask you, the white people in the class, what is your duty or heritage?

The way I see it, as a white person confronted with the history and continuing legacy of racial inequality in the world, there are two directions you can go. You can deny that reality. You can pretend to be color blind. You can argue that the Dallas Cowboys mascot is equally as offensive as the Washington Redskins. You can explain the fact that a black man has a one in three chance of ending up in prison compared to a white man's one in seventeen chance by saying that black men are more violent or more likely to use drugs, even in the face of contradictory evidence. To your classmate who was told by her white gran-pal at a local nursing home that she didn't even want to talk to her because she was Latina you might suggest to get over it. It's just an isolated incident. The fading racism of the older generation. If we just wait it out, you might say to her, it'll all go away.

There's no denying that's part of our heritage as white people. You'd be stepping right into the shoes of Bull Connor and others who fought against the civil rights movement with violence and brutality. You can ally yourself with those today who talk about the "race card" and believe that everything bad that's happened to them is attributable to affirmative action. You could pick up that torch. It's fairly easy. There are consequences–unpleasant ones–but they're harder to see. It certainly feels like a safe and comfortable way to go.

Or you can pick another legacy. A different heritage. That of John Brown, crazy as he may have been, who was willing to die to end slavery even though he was white. You can follow in the footsteps of Walter Francis White–a white man–who led the NAACP for over twenty years and helped hasten the end of segregation by raising the money that funded Brown v. Board of Education. You can look to the example of Andrew Goodman and Michael Schwerner, who along with James Chaney, were murdered in Philadelphia, Mississippi in 1964 because they were working to secure black people's right to vote. You can decide that indifference is not your duty or heritage.

The second path isn't easy. It can be fairly dangerous. It's not comfortable. It means you will have hard conversations. It means you will often be exhausted and discouraged. It looks on the surface to be a fairly simple choice. Easy versus hard. Comfortable versus dangerous. It looks like a no-brainer, I know.

But then there's James Baldwin, whispering in my ear: "Whoever debases other is debasing himself." When you deny the suffering of others, you end up diminished yourself. Like everything else I've said, you can believe that or not. I am certain it is truth.

So, those are the stakes and that's the question we're left with–what is our legacy going to be? After you've sat in this class for fourteen weeks, the excuses are gone. Maybe as a white person, you didn't know before. You really did believe the struggle was over. But from here on out, to go on believing that is a choice, and not a default position. What are you going to choose?

Think about it. There's still some time left in the semester. Take a look at the syllabus. Decide whether you're going to claim racism as your problem. Your responsibility. Try it on for size. Think about what it might mean. Contemplate your legacy, the heritage you'll leave for your children. Your grandchildren.

It's a hard thing we're doing here together. There are dangers and risks. But maybe it can still be worth it in the end.

"Everything now, we must assume, is in our hands; we have no right to assume otherwise. If we—and now I mean the relatively conscious whites and the relatively conscious blacks, who must, like lovers, insist on, or create, the consciousness of the others—do not falter in our duty now, we may be able, handful that we are, to end the racial nightmare, and achieve our country, and change the history of the world."

— James Baldwin, "The Fire Next Time"

Robyn Ryle is a writer who also teaches sociology at a small liberal arts college in the Midwest. She thinks the world would be a better place if more people read James Baldwin. You can find her on Twitter, @RobynRyle.

[Illustration by Tara Jacoby]

Watch Johnny Depp's Bizarre, Maybe Drunken Hollywood Film Awards Speech

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Last night at the Hollywood Film Awards, whatever that is, Johnny Depp introduced the Shep Gordon documentary Supermensch, and seemed, um, like he was having a very good time!

"Thas suh weirdess micaphone I've everseen in my life," he begins, swaying and grabbing at the—admittedly sort of strange, I guess—microphone. "Right? Ehhhaa," he continues.

Shep Gordon seemed to enjoy it, at the very least.

[h/t Pajiba]

Bill Cosby Responds to Rape Questions with Silence, Head-Shaking

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Bill Cosby Responds to Rape Questions with Silence, Head-Shaking

On Saturday, Weekend Edition host Scott Simon ended an interview with Bill and Camille Cosby by asking the comedian point-blank for comment on the accusations by more than a dozen women of sexual assault. In response, Cosby only shook his head.

From NPR's transcript of the segment:

SIMON: This question gives me no pleasure Mr. Cosby, but there have been serious allegations raised about you in recent days.

[SILENCE]

SIMON: You're shaking your head no. I'm in the news business. I have to ask the question. Do you have any response to those charges?

[SILENCE]

SIMON: Shaking your head no. There are people who love you who might like to hear from you about this. I want to give you the chance.

[SILENCE]

Shortly after his Weekend Edition appearance, the Associated Press reported that Cosby's scheduled spot on Wednesday's Late Show with David Letterman had been canceled. This follows a similar cancelation by The Queen Latifah Show last month.

The charges against Cosby have been public for almost a decade, but have received renewed attention after comedian Hannibal Buress called him "a rapist" during a recent stand-up set.

Cosby had originally been invited onto Weekend Edition to discuss his collection of African art.

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Amanda Bynes: "I'm Gonna Murder My Family"

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Amanda Bynes: "I'm Gonna Murder My Family"

TMZ released a pair of of audio recordings today in which Amanda Bynes talks about her desire to slit her parents' wrists and burn down their house.

The recordings were taken last week by Bynes' West Hollywood roommates, and TMZ claims members of her family "wanted [them] to post the audio" because it "could be a wake-up call for medical professionals to intervene and get her help." Amanda's parents recently gave up their conservatorship over their daughter, hoping to transfer it to a mental health professional.

In the first recording, Amanda mentions calling her mother and threatening her, as well as her desire to harm her father. Though she stresses that she would not carry out what seem to be murderous day dreams, the audio is quite troubling:

In the second recording, she goes on a confusing rant against a friend, telling him, "You're so gay it hurts my feelings":

[image via Getty]

Jose Canseco's Gross-Smelling Finger Fell Off [Graphic Update]

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Jose Canseco's Gross-Smelling Finger Fell Off [Graphic Update]

When I sit down to play poker—or do anything really—a lot of things cross my mind, but none of those things is whether or not my finger is about to fall off. I implicitly trust that all ten of my fingers will stay where they have been for my 26 years on this planet. Alas, this is something that Jose Canseco needs to worry about, who has to be careful that when he excitedly yells "all in!" and throws his chips in the middle of the table that he doesn't add a finger to the post.

If you want to make a little bit of money, Jose, we've been known to put a bounty on things before. I'd think video of this is worth at least $20, maybe $30.

Update (12:42 p.m.): ACKKKKKKKKK!

Jose Canseco's Gross-Smelling Finger Fell Off [Graphic Update]

Photo via Nick Laham/Getty

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