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New Bond Script Leaks: Execs Scrambling to Fix Awful Ending

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New Bond Script Leaks: Execs Scrambling to Fix Awful Ending

According to emails leaked in the Sony hack, the new James Bond movie, Spectre, which began filming this week, will likely clock in among the most expensive movies ever made, with a current projected budget "in the mid $300Ms." Why? Possibly because the script—which leaked in full alongside copious, desperate notes to improve it—features a messy third act that executives are still trying to rework after months of tweaking.

Already delayed because of director Sam Mendes' difficulty juggling his schedule, Spectre was further held up when the first draft of the script had to be punched up by Neal Purvis and Robert Wade, veteran screenwriters of the last Bond movie, Skyfall. They weren't the only writers to have a crack at the movie: In October, another screenwriter, Jez Butterworth, was "rewriting" and "tweaking story lines." And according to emails in the leak obtained by Gawker, the script was going through major revisions at least into November. The movie began filming last week.

Throughout the rounds of notes we saw, executives seemed mostly happy with the movie's first two acts (spoilers ahead, if you care): Bond, having destroyed part of Mexico City on a rogue operation, and facing forced retirement as MI-6 merges with its sister agency MI-5, escapes across Europe on a mission posthumously assigned to him by his late boss, M (played by Judi Dench). He seduces the wife (Monica Bellucci) of a man he assassinated, and, using information from her, attends a meeting of a sinister group of masked terrorists led by a man who knows Bond from his past. Meanwhile, Bond's current boss, M (Ralph Fiennes), battles his likely successor and the head of MI-5, C (Andrew Scott), over the future of an intelligence sharing program called Nine Eyes. Bond witnesses the death of Mr. White, a villain from Casino Royale, and finds White's daughter Madeiline Swann (Lea Seydoux) in Austria. The pair head to Morocco, get drunk, screw, have stilted conversations, take a train to the desert, and kill a henchman named Mr. Hinx (Dave Bautista).

In two rounds of studio notes and dozens of emails critiquing the script, executives at Sony and MGM agree that the film is generally good up to around this point. "For what it's worth, I think first 100 pages are fantastic," writes Jonathan Glickman, the president of MGM's film division, in an email dated October 9. "It's fun, emotional and the major logic issues have been rectified. And the relationship with Madeline is terrific." (Our read is that it's about as good as the last couple Bond movies, which is to say: Not very.)

But Glickman echoes a sentiment that is consistent among those who have read the script: "You guys set me up for a let down on climax," Glickman says. "So I was not surprised."

The studio notes, if you read the script, are accurate. The problems seem to start when Bond meets the villain, a mysterious man named Heinrich Stockmann, who also uses the alias Franz Oberhauser, played by Christoph Waltz. In an irritating expository monologue, Stockmann confesses over dinner that he is Bond's older foster-brother and also the head of a terrorist organization named Spectre. Bond is tortured; and then for unclear reasons manages to bluff Stockmann into rushing back to London, where it has become clear that C has been working for Stockmann the entire time. Bond, accompanied by Q, who was in the next cell the whole time, follows Stockmann to London, where he kills him.

Stockmann is not a particularly compelling villain; his motivations are never made particularly clear; his connection with Bond completely forced. The plot, once Stockmann arrives, becomes difficult to follow, and, honestly, kind of boring. Stockmann, we ought to note, also has an attractive womanservant who has the hots for Swann.

As a result, the film has a boring and uneventful third act that, according to some executives, barely even makes sense. But those working on the film are still searching for answers.

A memo of script notes from August 25th says this about the third act:

ALSO, THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME KIND OF A TWIST RATHER THAN A SERIES OF WATERY CHASES WITH GUNS. THIS IS BLOFELD AFTER ALL. WHAT DOES HE HAVE UP HIS SLEEVE?

Oddly, the name "Blofeld" appears nowhere in the actual script. The reappearance of the well-known Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld has been widely rumored, and script notes, as you can see see, sometimes call Waltz's character "Blofeld." But in the version of the script obtained by Gawker, Waltz's character is called either Stockmann or Oberhauser, and on two reads we couldn't find "Blofeld" at all.

Another note about the third act from the same document says 20 whole pages need to be cut:

WE NEED TO CUT 20 PAGES AND THIS WHOLE SET PIECE COULD GO.

A document from the next day also focuses on the need for a real "twist":

Can we plot out what details Bond uncovers and what he thinks he's found so that the end truly feels like a twist?

In his October 9 email, referring a revised version of the script, Glickman goes into further detail about why the climax of the film feels so drab:

We've already witnessed many horrible acts of terrorism, the finale should be about the biggest one yet that allows SPECTRE to profit the most. They should need the combined resources of all the intelligence agencies to pull it off. Surely there is something more pressing than suppressing one document.

Yes, as recently as October, the new Bond film was about the suppression of a single document.

Hannah Minghella, co-president of production at Columbia, was even harsher in a response email three days later that questions whether the connection between Skyfall and Spectre as emotionally resonant as the writers think:

If this is the movie that resolves the last three films then the emotional significance of that idea for Bond seems only lightly served at best. He finds the Vesper tape but never watches it. He appears to fall in love again for the first time since Vesper but there's no real emotional vulnerability there - why this girl? Why now? When he leaves with her at the end of the movie and throws his gun in the river has he gone for good or is this just a well earned vacation as is so often the ending of a Bond film. Does he feel some sense of completion that he finished the last mission M/Judy left for him? It's hard to know what significance any of these final gestures carry.

"rough rough rough..." begins another response email, this one from Elizabeth Cantillon, an ex-Columbia executive who is now a producer with an exclusive deal at Sony. She calls the set pieces centered around Bond at the end of the movie "overblown and familiar":

the "meanwhile" action for bond is simply fighting henchmen in many overblown and familiar sequences - helicopter, elevator shaft, netting. he's trying to save the girl but there must be a more dynamic set piece to come up with that doesn't involve myriad henchmen and irma while BLOFELD is in another location.

She also objects to the way Bond eliminates the film's villain: "and the killing of blofeld with a final shot to the head? i dont' know. seems brutal even for bond."

On October 21, Glickman stated that the third act still needed to be set up for the audience—a basic tenet of screenwriting:

I agree- third act needs a bit more set up so audience understands what is at stake and what is "supposed" to go down before Bond disrupts it.

A document from October 22 has an entire section titled "THIRD ACT," in which its suggested that a "surgical" look be taken of the movie's end: "We should surgically review the scene- setting in the lead up to the finale so the events of the third act are clearer."

Even into November, executives behind the movie were still trying to hammer down the third act. "Just following up - I believe you said we would get a treatment for new act three," wrote Glickman to longtime Bond producer Barbara Broccoli in a November 7 email titled "Act 3 Treatment." "Do you expect we will get this weekend?"

A week later, Glickman expressed pleasure with the changes but was still looking to tinker with the final act in order to reduce costs:

Just as we are thrilled with the creative changes made in the last outline, it feels like there will be some streamlining in the new structure that should help reduce the number.

Unfortunately, even if the structure is streamlined, edited, and improved, the script just isn't that good. Purvis and Wade, the pair brought in this summer to "punch up" the script after Bond himself, Daniel Craig, had said he hoped to "reclaim some of the old irony," haven't quite succeeded. The lines are clunkier even than classic raised-eyebrow Bonds, and the punchlines often fall flat. Here's one that barely gets a chuckle even if you know that he's wearing a mask:

New Bond Script Leaks: Execs Scrambling to Fix Awful Ending

And here's what sounds like an effort to return Bond to "the old irony" of raised eyebrows and broad winks that ends up being laughable on the page (note also the "your"/"you're" confusion):

New Bond Script Leaks: Execs Scrambling to Fix Awful Ending

One good thing: The "lesbian bad lady" from the film referred to in this Vulture item appears to have been somewhat toned down—this scene is the only one in which the character, Stockmann's henchwoman Irma Bunt, demonstrates a hint of queerness:

New Bond Script Leaks: Execs Scrambling to Fix Awful Ending

But don't trust these—for all we know, the executives and producers handling Spectre could still be tinkering with the final act. And if after seeing the movie you think it ended like shit, just know you won't be alone.


How CBS And The NFL Teamed Up To Screw Wheel Of Fortune And Jeopardy!

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How CBS And The NFL Teamed Up To Screw Wheel Of Fortune And Jeopardy!

In January, CBS acquired the rights to air NFL Network's Thursday Night Football through the first half of the season. That slate turned out to be some of the shittiest professional football ever put on television, and it was a financial catastrophe for the Tiffany network. But prime-time national NFL broadcasts hurt the bottom line elsewhere, too: at Sony Pictures Entertainment, where executives were blindsided just a week before the NFL season kicked off with the news that TNF would be pre-empting two of Sony's most lucrative properties, Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy!, on the dozens of CBS affiliates that air those two game shows.

Here is the epistolary story, pieced together from a trove of hacked emails, of how CBS tricked Sony into thinking their game shows wouldn't be affected by the NFL, and how Sony even worked with the league to develop a special Jeopardy! category recognizing what turned out to be a ratings-killer.

(For reference: Sony produces both Wheel and Jeopardy!. Leslie Ryan is the CBS V.P. of Communications; Harry Friedman is the Sony executive in charge of the two game shows; Steve Mosko is the Sony Pictures Television president; and Armando Nuñez is CEO of CBS Global Distribution.)

Date: Thursday, May 1, 2014 10:10 AM
From: Leslie Ryan
To: Harry Friedman
Subject: Meeting to pitch NFL

Hi Harry – As you probably know, CBS won the NFL contract to share Thursday night games with the NFL Network. Our colleagues reached out to us about pitching some fun tie in ideas for Wheel and Jeopardy! We'd love to meet with you to discuss next week. Would you have some times available next Wed-Fri that we could come over and chat.

Thanks!

Leslie

PS – Love the Sports Jeopardy! news. I'm a huge Dan Patrick fan and he just can't stop talking about it on his show every morning J

Sent: Friday, May 02, 2014 4:06 PM
From: Friedman, Harry
To: Ryan, Leslie
Subject: Re: Meeting to pitch NFL

What time will these games be airing ?

Date: Friday, May 2, 2014 4:12 PM
From: <Ryan>, Leslie
To: Harry Friedman
Subject: RE: Meeting to pitch NFL

Games start on Thursday, Sept. 11 and go through December. They are all Thursday night games, which typically start 8 p.m. East Coast.

Sent: Friday, May 02, 2014 4:16 PM
From: Friedman, Harry
To: Ryan, Leslie
Subject: Re: Meeting to pitch NFL

So Wheel and Jeopardy! would be preempted on some CBS stations?

On May 2, 2014, at 4:22 PM, "Ryan, Leslie" wrote:

If the shows air on West Coast stations, they would likely be pre-empted and run after the game. It shouldn't affect East Coast airings.


Sent: Friday, May 02, 2014 5:02 PM
From: Friedman, Harry
To: Ryan, Leslie
Subject: Re: Meeting to pitch NFL

I don't think it makes sense to use our assets to support programming that pre-empts us.

On May 7, 2014, at 12:53 AM, "Ryan, Leslie" wrote:

Let's discuss Friday when we meet. I pulled the station clearance lists and very few CBS stations would be affected by football. I can give you more detail Friday.

Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2014 4:16 PM
From: Friedman, Harry
To: Ryan, Leslie
Subject: Re: Meeting to pitch NFL

But if there is even one station affected, I'm not interested in doing it .

Date: Tuesday, May 6, 2014 5:07 PM
From: <Ryan>, Leslie
To: Harry Friedman
Cc: "Wentworth, John"
Subject: RE: Meeting to pitch NFL

I totally understand that concern, but on those few stations, Wheel and Jeopardy! would air immediately after football, providing a huge lead in that could benefit the shows. Those ratings still count even in a later time period. We've had discussions with our counterparts on the CBS network side and they love Wheel and Jeop! and are really excited to pitch some ideas.

(Months pass. It is now August 28th, one week before the NFL season starts.)

Date: Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:11 PM
From: George Rannie
To: Harry Friedman
Subject: CBS Thursday Night Football - Wheel of Fortune & Jeopardy! Stations

Harry:

Attached is an Excel list of W/J! CBS stations and their programming plans for the shows following the broadcast of Thursday Night Football.

CBS will broadcast 8 games (see schedule below) and air a pre-game, plus a post show for their affiliates to pick up. Below is a tally of CBS markets that responded to our survey. The list will be updated as more stations send in responses.

FYI, since NBC is airing the first Thursday game on 9/4, WJ! will probably be moved or pre-empted in those NBC markets that night.

2014 CBS WJ! Thursday Night Football Markets:
1. 34 markets moving/sliding show(s) to a different time period
2. 10 markets pre-empting show(s) (not airing at all)
3. 12 No changes for WOF
4. 14 No changes for Jeopardy!
5. 43 station responses out of 75

Large Market Breakdown:

  • WBZ Boston: Moving Jeopardy! to 1:52 A.M.
  • KTVT Dallas: Moving WOF to their sister station TXA – 21
  • KHOU Houston: No change for Jeopardy!/Pre-empting WOF
  • WTSP Tampa: Sliding Jeopardy! and pre-empting Weekend Jeopardy!
  • WCCO Minneapolis: Moving WOF to 1:30 A.M.
  • WOIO Cleveland: Jeopardy! Moves to 7:00 P.M./Sliding WOF to Friday
  • WBNS Columbus: No change for Jeopardy!/Moving WOF to 1:52 A.M.
  • WDJT Milwaukee: No change for Jeopardy!/Moving WOF to their sister station WMLW

Date: Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:24 PM
From: <Friedman>
To: "Rannie, George"
Subject: Re: CBS Thursday Night Football - Wheel of Fortune & Jeopardy! Stations

Moving /sliding in 34 markets ? Not airing at all in 10 markets? This is vastly different than what we were led to believe.

Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:27 PM
From: Friedman, Harry
To: Mosko, Steve
Subject: FW: CBS Thursday Night Football - Wheel of Fortune & Jeopardy! Stations

This sucks.

Date: Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:28 PM
From: <Mosko>
To: Friedman

How did they get such bad info…

On Aug 28, 2014, at 2:47 PM, "Friedman, Harry" wrote:

I think they always knew and simply didn't tell us knowing we would not be happy.

Date: Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:50 PM
From: <Mosko>
To: Friedman

Want me to call Armando.

Date: August 28, 2014 at 2:57:14 PM PDT
From: "Friedman, Harry"
To: "Mosko, Steve"

I do. Call me If you need background .

Date: August 28, 2014 at 6:05:08 PM EDT
From: "Mosko, Steve"
To: "Madden, Robert"

Call me

Date: August 29, 2014 at 9:58:35 AM EDT
Subject: NFL Thursday
From: "Mosko, Steve"
To: "Armando Nunez"

This is really a problem. Harry...sony k..were completely mislead with inaccurate info.. Harry worked his ass off to help you w les...and this is what we get and ramifications are huge..Harry's huge promotions this fall are at risk because Thursday is the most important night for advertisers and we now lose big chunk of country..and in a renewal year our natl 5 day ave w be down yr to yr which is horrible. If we had a better idea what we were dealing with we could have been proactive w scheduling .. Working w Neilson etc.. No we are on defense and we look really bad. Bob calling you today.

Date: Tuesday, September 2, 2014 7:15 AM
From: <Friedman>
Subject: FW: CBS Thursday Night Football - Wheel of Fortune & Jeopardy! Stations

The impact on us from Thurs Night football is far greater than we were lead to believe. We may need to move the Million $$$ winner episode to Wednesday, 9/17 . We'll make the decision later this morning, but just wanted you to start preparing.

Sent: Tuesday, September 02, 2014 7:21 AM
From: Friedman, Harry
To: Mosko, Steve
Subject: FW: CBS Thursday Night Football - Wheel of Fortune & Jeopardy! Stations

We have a Million Dollar winner from DC on Wheel during Teacher's Week. It's great episode and an even better story. The ep was scheduled to air on Thurs 9/18. Although Wednesdays have lower HUT levels, it may make sense to move it . Thoughts ?

( They did indeed move the episode up a day.)

Sent: Tuesday, September 02, 2014 10:34 AM
From: Madden, Robert
To: Nunez, Armando
Subject: Meeting to pitch NFL

Armando –

Below are the emails that we relied upon - see in particular the emails of May 2nd and May 6th which I marked in red. So while you are correct that it was not an email from you, CTD clearly led us to believe that not only would we not be preempted on the East Coast, we were also be airing immediately after the games. I guess we should have checked further but the emails were unequivocal.

We are working now with Joe to see what can be done.

Bob

Over the summer, Sony worked with CBS and the NFL to produce a special Jeopardy! category to recognize the NFL lead-in—one that, they later learned, completely backfired. That category ran in the Jeopardy! round on Thursday, Oct. 7; it was the first category selected, and contestant Josh Hager ran the category, the correct responses to which were all personalities from CBS or NFL Network football coverage. This is roughly one minute of television that was a huge amount of work for Sony employees due to the NFL's tight regulation of its public image:

Sent: Tuesday, September 02, 2014 11:04 AM
From: Friedman, Harry
To: Madden, Robert
Subject: Re: Meeting to pitch NFL

Thanks Bob. I also take issue with Armando's characterization that the NFL integration in Jeopardy! was just one category and didn't constitute "going the extra mile". Really? We were under an impossibly tight deadline to get anything at all into the shows. We dropped everything to make this happen,and our clearance people worked through the weekend to meet the NFL's rigid standards. We not only had to source and pay for "NFL acceptable " photos of CBS sports talent from libraries like Getty, but also then had to seek NFL permission to use, them. This is just one example of what we did to keep our word. I can give you a dozen more. And whatever form of "cross-promotion" they may have had in mind somehow never came up. I'm not just angry. I'm offended.

Date: September 2, 2014 at 4:15:05 PM EDT
Subject: FW: Meeting to pitch NFL
From: "Mosko, Steve"
To: "Madden, Robert"

You need to make sure armando knows I'm angry because he fucked w harry

Harry Friedman is recognized by many in the industry as a genius TV executive. His reaction to this debacle is well-reasoned:

On Sep 7, 2014, at 6:02 PM, "Friedman, Harry" wrote:

The issue that surfaced last week regarding preemptions of our shows for NFL Thursday night football is really just the tip of a looming iceberg. We're still compiling the projected numbers, but I have little doubt that the 2014/2015 seasons for Wheel Of Fortune and Jeopardy! will be adversely affected, both in ratings and in revenue, by an unprecedented number of preemptions. Being syndicated across affiliates of all broadcast networks means there will hardly be a week that will go by without Wheel and/or Jeopardy! being preempted by NFL football, college football, election debates & results, holiday specials, all-star games , awards shows , playoff games, March Madness…and the list goes on and on.

These interruptions not only wreak havoc on our sweepstakes, tournaments and valuable promotions with brand integration partners, they also undermine one of the cornerstones of our successful relationship with our audience : reliability. We are still appointment television. We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing.

We know that increasingly, TV viewers are being empowered and enable to watch what they want , when they want, and where they want…except when their favorite, regularly scheduled show id preempted. So ignoring the law of physics that says two objects cannot occupy the same space, here's my idea:

Create a system or technology…maybe in partnership with DirecTV?…with a sub-channel that provides the viewers total control of what they watch in the event of a preemption. For example, before the start of an NFL Thursday night game in Boston, a menu pops up for WBZ viewers:

At 7:30 pm , this station will present the NFL Thursday Night pre-game show. Please select from one of these viewing choices below:

* Watch Jeopardy! at its regularly scheduled time and record the pre-game show .

* Watch the pre-game show live , and record Jeopardy!

* Watch the pre-game show live at 7:30. Jeopardy! will be seen on this station at 1:52 am

I don't know if this idea is technologically possible. But I've got to believe if U-verse and others can design DVR systems capable of recording and storing 8 channels simultaneously , they can certainly do this. The benefits to the producers and syndicators are obvious; consistency, continuity, rewarding viewer loyalty, maintaining time period integrity. The viewer maintains control over what, when, and where they watch. The station and the network greatly reduce the risk of losing the viewer to the competition, in both the short term and the long term . The viewer could end up watching both the scheduled show that occupies the time period, and the program that is preempting it on the same station. Of course , if this works for Wheel and Jeopardy! it will work for any of our syndicated shows.

Anyway, all of this is to say I think this is a huge problem and wanted to come up with a way to solve it and not just complain about it. Thoughts ?

Ratings data show Wheel and Jeopardy! both suffered ratings declines due to the CBS NFL pre-emptions. The worst decline came on October 16th, when the shows were pre-empted for or up against the Jets-Patriots game.

Image by Jim Cooke

To contact the author of this post, write to tim@deadspin.com or find him on Twitter @bubbaprog.

Police in Portland, Oregon have arrested a suspect in the shooting that injured three yesterday outs

"Oh F—": Tornado Rips Through South Los Angeles

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"What the f***?! Oh sh**!" On Friday, Los Angeles was hit with a tornado for the first time since 2004, The Washington Post reports, an event captured on camera in a heavily bleeped home video.

"Aww, oh look, aww! What the f***?" The freak occurrence was just the latest example of generally freaky weather currently afflicting the West Coast, caused by the same storm that left nearly 300,000 without power this week.

"What the f***, yo?! Ay, that whole tree is gone, yo!" According to the National Weather Service, the twister was classified as an EF-0, the lowest rating for a tornado, but still pretty crazy for those of us unaccustomed to cursing out the weather.

Ebola-Stricken Sierra Leone Cancels Christmas

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Ebola-Stricken Sierra Leone Cancels Christmas

Sierra Leone will ban all public Christmas and New Year's celebrations in an effort to curtail further spread of Ebola, Agence France-Presse reports. The government's Ebola response unit told reporters on Friday that soldiers would be deployed to keep people in their homes.

Public gatherings had already been banned, The Guardian reports; these new restrictions are intended to keep people in Freetown, the nation's capital, where Ebola is rampant, from traveling to see family members elsewhere in the country where the disease may not have yet taken hold.

According to a World Health Organization (WHO) report released on Wednesday, Sierra Leone and its neighbors Guinea and Liberia account for all but 15 of a total of 6,388 Ebola-related deaths worlwide (out of a total of 17,942 cases). In the week before December 7, Sierra Leone confirmed 397 new cases—three times its neighbors' combined total—and in the last three weeks, AFP reports, Sierra Leone reported 1,319 new infections.

On Thursday, President Ernest Bai Koroma asked his citizens to stop practicing traditional remedies. "The illness started at the border, and now it is in the city, and close to two thousand people have died from the outbreak," he said, according to Sierra Leone newspaper Awoko. "The fight started with one laboratory, but today we have close to 10 labs in the country, and started with 50 bed capacity, but now we can have treatment and holding centres and we have improved on so many things."

Also on Thursday, government authorities initiated a two-week lockdown in the eastern district of Kono, The Guardian reports, where 87 people had been buried in 11 days. (This follows September's three-day, nationwide lockdown.) 25 people died in the five days before health workers arrived to investigate reports of the outbreak, a WHO report released Wednesday said.

Kono, a remote diamond-mining center with a population of 350,000, has only one hospital. The overwhelmed, under-resourced staff had not been trained to set up isolation zones. "They were actually carrying people who had died of Ebola to the morgue and passing the pregnancy ward, for example," Winnie Romeril, a WHO spokesperson who traveled with health workers to Kono, told NPR. "By the time we left there were already pregnant women dying."

[Image via AP Images]

Cops Report First Vape-Related Kid Death After Toddler Drinks E-Juice

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Cops Report First Vape-Related Kid Death After Toddler Drinks E-Juice

Police in Fort Plain, New York say a one-year-old child died this week after ingesting liquid nicotine, the "juice" used in electronic cigarettes, WABC-TV reports.

According to the American Association of Poison Control Centers, this would be the first confirmed accidental death related to the substance and the second death overall, after a 2012 suicide where a man injected himself with liquid nicotine.

From Albany's Times Union:

"It does appear to be just a tragic accident," said village police Sgt. Austin Ryan, adding that the glass bottle containing the liquid nicotine did not have a childproof cap.

The child's identity was withheld. His death is under investigation.

Emergency workers went to a home on Garfield Street at 4:06 p.m. Tuesday after getting a call that a child was "unresponsive." An ambulance took the boy to Little Falls Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 5:53 p.m.

In June, New York lawmakers passed a bill requiring all liquid nicotine to have child resistant packaging. Within the next few weeks, Governor Cuomo is expected to sign the bill into law.

[Image via Shutterstock]

NY Police Union Doesn't Want De Blasio At Cop Funerals

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NY Police Union Doesn't Want De Blasio At Cop Funerals

New York City's largest police union, the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association (PBA) is encouraging its members to sign a form letter asking Mayor Bill De Blasio and City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito not to attend their funerals if they are killed while on active duty.

The letter reads,

I, _____________________, as a New York City police officer, request that Mayor Bill de Blasio and City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito refrain from attending my funeral services in the event that I am killed in the line of duty. Due to Mayor de Blasio and Speaker Mark-Viverito's consistent refusal to show police officers the support and respect they deserve, I believe that their attendance at the funeral of a fallen New York City police officer is an insult to that officer's memory and sacrifice.

Through spokespeople, the mayor and council speaker called the letter divisive. "This is deeply disappointing," the mayor and council speaker said in a joint statement. "The mayor and the speaker both know better than to think this inappropriate stunt represents the views of the majority of police officers and their families."

In a speech following the Staten Island grand jury's failure last month to indict Daniel Pantaleo for the death of Eric Garner, De Blasio shared about giving his son Dante—who is black—"The Talk," on the role of police in black people's lives.

The next day, PBA president Patrick Lynch said that police officers felt they had been "thrown under the bus" by the mayor. De Blasio, Lynch said, "spoke about that we have to teach our children—about their interaction with the police and that they should be afraid of New York City police officers. That's not true. We have to teach our children, our sons and our daughters, no matter who they look like, to respect New York City police officers. Teach them to comply with police officers, even if they feel it's unjust."

A recent analysis of court records by WNYC Data News found that in misdemeanor drug possession cases, black defendants are 85.4% more likely to be charged with resisting arrest than white defendants; in disorderly conduct cases, black defendants are 64.9% more likely to be charged with resisting arrest than white defendants; and in petty theft cases, black defendants are 109.4% more likely—that is, more than twice as likely—to be charged with resisting arrest than white defendants.

"Comply with police officers," indeed.

[Image via AP Images | h/t Gothamist]

It's Taylor Swift's 25th Birthday

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Most people's birthdays are mostly shitty, most of the time. Not Taylor Swift's, though!

It's Taylor Swift's 25th Birthday

Pictured from left: Karlie Kloss; one of the sisters from Haim; Jay Z; Beyonce; Justin Timberlake; Taylor Swift; Sam Smith; another sister from Haim. Bottom left-center: the third sister from Haim.

Actually, Taylor doesn't really look like she is having fun, at least in this photograph. It's a lot of work, planning a party. Not that it seems likely that Taylor Swift planned her own party. But maybe! Were there other people at the party? Or was it an intimate affair? Who took the photo? Where is Lorde? Was Aretha invited? Where does she take the cat? Why can't Jay Z move? Can rich people still feel things under all that money?

[Image via Instagram]


Snark hater and Gawker Least Important Writer, 2012 David Denby is stepping down after 16 years as a

Burning in the Dark: On Freedom and Rememory

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Burning in the Dark: On Freedom and Rememory

I am hardly ever a

Burning in the dark,

That Cheshire fire which refuses physics

.

More so a sickled cell of black,

Sick to stomach and toes

And legs, hands.

Often, in the moonlight tinged twilight

Call of the night,

I am more black than boy.

A place to bed the bullets begging for a body.

That thing.

More stomach to feed than hungry.

Just space.

This body, a storage case,

An obsidian balloon packed to

Bursting at the

Seems like most days I am not myself.

Like I lose myself.

Watch the news to watch myself killed.

Don't know when I will be killed.

I

Scale these streets in sheets of terror,

Watch my back how the captive

Maps movement past cell door:

Ready.

Waiting for the opportunity

To run, to dip.

Sick,

Full of the heat of anxiety.

Unsure when I will lose myself

In these streets.

Don't know which corner will claim me.

I do not want to fall prey to hands

The color of an overcast sky,

Skin never figured out how to hold the sun.

Hair an obedient child of gravity

.

I want to learn my body a boat,

To sail into the arms of Gorée.

Curl into the crook of Her coast.

I want to breathe, know

If she has learned to decipher

The sounds of a son

Only well versed in the tongue of empire

.

You cannot tell me that Africa hasn't spilled,

I've seen her trail.

That archipelago of angst peppered across the Atlantic.

Her cup overfloweth with my roots,

And I am lucky to know them.

They are a matrix of tangled veins

That scale the Atlantic to Senegal.

I am mixed,

Transnational.

Tired

.

I am sickly, racked with the rot of

Discomfort.

I am not home here.

I am not home here.

I am not home,

Her lips

Have called me timeless and I shy from answer

.

This congregation of closed lips has sat in silence

For too many black spattered moments.

Has curled in at the sight of bloated and bloodied

Boulevards,

Turned into open tombs of telling,

Community viewings.

I know injustice like the rain against my skin:

A natural beating

.

This congregation of closed lips wants to separate,

Say,

I am hardly ever a burning in the dark,

That Cheshire fire of brutal rebellion

.

How will we dance out the graves America has

Cut into our bones?

How will we heal with no reprieve?

I grieve constantly

At the sonic of our names:

Mike. Renisha. Islan. Tamir. Deshawnda.

Aiyana. Emmitt. Marissa. Trayvon. Amadou.

Oscar. Rekia. Ersula. Shelley. Tiffany.

Zoraida. Mia. Kandy. Yaz'Min. Marlene.

We, overflowing with the languid liquid of the living.

We, wild with fire burning all the

Sick and sickled cells.

We, picked off one by one by one by one

.

Here is the middle passage that I know:

I am always a dark in the light,

My body that cold cobalted

Corner of the ocean.

Call me token,

This bruise battered skin

Cracker lipped and brittle toned.

Tired and tender toed

.

Do not call me country,

I am a continent.

Am that innumerable noise,

That forever fall.

That gash that bleeds of black

Into the ocean.

I am the cord from toe to tongue,

The burn after sipping a cup of fire

.

I've been looking for a way to

Extinguish the flame.

Swimming back to mother

Could be the way.

Ashe.

Cheikh Athj is a black junior at Vassar College. He spends his spare time dancing, writing, crying, trying to heal, and reminiscing about the boring but comforting warmth of L.A. Pa leggi wa leggi leggi.

[Image by Tara Jacoby]

Maps: Tornadoes in California Aren't as Rare as You Might Think

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A line of strong storms swept through southern California on Friday morning, producing flash flooding and even spawning a weak tornado in southern Los Angeles. While not as common as we see out east, California has seen hundreds of tornadoes over the past six decades. Here's a deeper look at the state's tornado climatology.

On average, the United States averages a little more than 1,000 tornadoes every year, with almost all of them occurring east of the Rocky Mountains. The geography of this part of the country allows storm systems moving in from the west to interact with warm, moist air flowing north from the Gulf of Mexico. If the ingredients can come together in the right mixture, it can result in some of the worst tornado outbreaks nature can produce.

California, on the other hand, is in a unique spot when it comes to the weather. Bound by the Pacific to the west and mountains to its east, the state often finds itself in a meteorological limbo, leading to its famous and persistent calm, sunny weather. Given the cool, stable airmass that develops thanks to the ocean, the only chance that many of densely-populated coastal cities have at seeing active weather comes in the form of Pacific storms like the one we saw this week.

California's Central Valley—which is the vast stretch of low, flat land that dominates the center of the state—plays host to almost all of the state's tornadoes. This region of the state is susceptible to seeing convection like the rest of the country experiences, and when these storms coincide with atmospheric wind shear, they can rotate and produce some tornadoes.

The video at the top of this post is one of the most memorable instances of a tornado in California. The weak tornado touched down in a sparsely-populated agricultural community in Butte County, near Chico. A news helicopter from KCRA-TV in Sacramento chased the storm and caught the entire life cycle of the tornado on camera.

Maps: Tornadoes in California Aren't as Rare as You Might Think

Between 1950 and 2013, there were 403 confirmed tornadoes in California, coming out to an average of around 6 or 7 tornadoes per year. The vast majority of them occurred in the Central Valley, but you can see a tight cluster of tornadoes down around Los Angeles. Most of the twisters are weak, with 66% of those surveyed by meteorologists rating either F0 or EF0 (we switched from the Fujita Scale to the Enhanced Fujita Scale in 2007). A handful of tornadoes recorded in the state have been significant, with 23 clocking in at F/EF2 and two achieving F3 status.

The two strongest tornadoes recorded in California happened five years and a few miles apart from one another. The first was recorded on August 16, 1973, down around Blythe in the Colorado Desert. The tornado was extremely short-lived—it was on the ground for a tenth of a mile and it was only ten yards wide—but it managed to produce between $5,000 and $50,000 damage that was severe enough for meteorologists to rate an F3. The other major tornado occurred on February 9, 1978 in Orange County; rated an F3, it injured 6 people and produced more than half a million dollars in damage.

These are just confirmed tornadoes. The number and location of tornado warnings in the state can show where the atmosphere is most likely to produce rotation that could result in a tornado.

Maps: Tornadoes in California Aren't as Rare as You Might Think

Over the past 12 years, the greatest density of tornado warnings in California has been up in the Sacramento Valley, where severe thunderstorms are commonplace in the spring and summer months. Strong thunderstorms are also found in the Los Angeles area (when it rains, that is), with the occasional rotating thunderstorm or kink in a squall line triggering a tornado warning for the area. Waterspouts that make landfall also count as tornadoes, and many coastal communities have seen these rotating columns of air over the water come ashore and produce minor damage.

As for the Los Angeles area itself, the good folks over at U.S. Tornadoes have found that Los Angeles and Orange Counties in southern California are "hotspots" for tornado activity during the month of December:

Tornadoes in California are certainly rare, but they're not completely unheard of in this part of the country. As we saw with that guy's video from L.A. yesterday, they can be a shock to the system when you've had so little precipitation in recent years, let alone no tornadoes in a decade.

[Tornado maps by the author, video via]


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Thousands Flood Streets of D.C., NY to Protest Police Brutality

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Thousands Flood Streets of D.C., NY to Protest Police Brutality

The Millions March NYC: Day of Anger protest takes place today. Anti-police-brutality demonstrators plan to march from Washington Square Park up to Herald Square and back downtown again to One Police Plaza—NYPD headquarters.

Several streams are available to watch the protests: Ustream and CBS News are both supplying live feeds. (CBS is providing aerial shots of the protests.) Here is the RT stream embedded, via YouTube:

There is not a count, yet, of how many people are turning out for the demonstration, but it looks crowded. 49,000 people said that they would attend the event on Facebook.

300 New Yorkers travelled to D.C. to join the protests there, the New York Post reported, led by the Rev. Al Sharpton.

[Image via CBS News]

Hollywood Executives Think Jaden and Willow Smith Are Crazy, Too

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Hollywood Executives Think Jaden and Willow Smith Are Crazy, Too

Jaden and Willow Smith don't seem like they want to be movie stars right now, which is just as well because their incredible New York Times interview appears to have frightened off Hollywood executives—at least if an email from the Sony Pictures Entertainment leaks are to be believed.

Below is an email chain between Tom Rothman, chairman of a Sony division called TriStar, Doug Belgrad, president of SPE's Motion Picture Group, and Amy Pascal, SPE's co-chairman about the legendary interview "Jaden and Willow Smith on Prana Energy, Time and Why School is Overrated."

"Read this," Rothman writes to Belgrad, passing on an email he had been forwarded from someone else. "they r home schooled: don't let this family date your movies!!!" The implication is clear: Keep the Smith kids away from Sony!

Hollywood Executives Think Jaden and Willow Smith Are Crazy, Too

Belgrad, in turn, has passed it up the chain to Pascal.

Of course, Sony isn't about to take their own advice: Sony is planning to release a presently untitled Will Smith project in 2016, and I wouldn't bet them on dropping it.

[image via Getty]

Fraudster's Suicide/Confession Attempt Goes Even Worse Than Expected

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Fraudster's Suicide/Confession Attempt Goes Even Worse Than Expected

The U.S. Attorney's Office and FBI announced yesterday that they had arrested one Charles A. Bennett on securities and wire fraud charges after Bennett attempted suicide early last month and confessed to his crimes in a note he'd left. His suicide attempt failed, the New York Post reported, and the NYPD found his note.

According to the FBI's complaint, the 16-page, handwritten note was titled, "A Sad Ending to My Life." It outlines the width and breadth of Bennett's $5 million Ponzi scheme.

"It was all an illusion," the note reads, according to the complaint. "It was a Ponzi scheme pure and simple... The bulk of the funds were used in classic Ponzi scheme fashion to pay off other supposed 'investors' and my absurd lifestyle. All the while pretending I was making everyone wealthy with absurd returns on their money."

His victims reportedly include former Governor Eliot Spitzer, whose name Bennett invoked to get people to give him their money. Bennett, whom the U.S. Attorney's Office describes as a former corporate lawyer, formerly worked with former Governor Eliot Spitzer's former wife, Silda Wall Spitzer, at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom.

Bennett threw himself off a pier into the Hudson River on November 3. On November 12 and 14, he told an FBI agent that everything in the note was true. He is currently awaiting his bail hearing in Mount Sinai Roosevelt Hospital, where the New York Post reports he is recovering from a ruptured lung.

[Image via Shutterstock | h/t New York Post]

Class-Cutting Teen Allegedly Kills Dad with Crossbow to Avoid Argument

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Class-Cutting Teen Allegedly Kills Dad with Crossbow to Avoid Argument

Authorities in Delaware have charged a 17-year-old boy with first degree murder after they say he fatally shot his father with a crossbow to avoid a confrontation about skipping school, The Washington Post reports.

After concerned coworkers notified police of his sudden absence from work, officers found 41-year-old Todd Ramsey dead in his home with a wound to his upper torso. Speaking with Ramsey's son Seth, the teen reportedly told police "he may have killed his father."

From Philadelphia's WBVI-TV:

According to the police affidavit, the teen told police he had skipped classes Tuesday at Lake Forest High School and stayed home.

"He said that his father was in his bedroom from 2:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. Seth said that he knew when his father came out he would be mad so he shot him," the affidavit said.

Seth allegedly told police that he shot his father with a crossbow.

The younger Ramsey is currently being held without bail at a juvenile detention center.

[Image via Delaware State Police//h/t the Daily Mail]


This Greenpeace Stunt May Have Irreparably Damaged Peru's Nazca Site

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This Greenpeace Stunt May Have Irreparably Damaged Peru's Nazca Site

The Peruvian government is planning to file criminal charges against Greenpeace activists who may have permanently scarred the Nazca Lines World Heritage Site during a publicity stunt.

As The Guardian reports, the Nazca lines "are huge figures depicting living creatures, stylized plants and imaginary figures scratched on the surface of the ground between 1,500 and 2,000 years ago." The figures, which can only be seen from the air, are believed to have had ritual functions related to astronomy.

The ground around the site is so sensitive and so sacred that Peru has even forbidden presidents and top officials to walk where the Greenpeace activists went. Peru's Deputy Culture Minister told the BBC: "You walk there, and the footprint is going to last hundreds or thousands of years." Tourists generally get to see the site from the air, or, on rare occasions, are equipped with special foot gear.

This Greenpeace Stunt May Have Irreparably Damaged Peru's Nazca Site

(AP)

"They are absolutely fragile. They are black rocks on a white background. You walk there and the footprint is going to last hundreds or thousands of years," said the minister. "And the line that they have destroyed is the most visible and most recognized of all."

This Greenpeace Stunt May Have Irreparably Damaged Peru's Nazca Site

(Rodrigo Abd-AP)

Several Greenpeace activists entered into the prohibited area beside the figure of a hummingbird where they laid big yellow cloth letters reading: "Time for Change! The Future is Renewable." They were also sure to leave a signature. The message was intended for delegates from 190 countries at the UN climate talks being held in Lima.

Peru is planning to file criminal charges against the activists before they leave the country.

Yesterday, Greenpeace apologized for the stunt, saying it was sorry if the protest at the historical site on Monday caused an "moral offense" to the Peruvian people. The environmental activist group said it would collaborate with the government to determine if any damage was done to the site, and that it would stop using photos of the protest in its campaigns. Greenpeace is also sending its Executive Director Kumi Naidoo to Lima to apologize in person to the Peruvian government.

Top image: Reuters.

U.N. Climate Negotiators Reach Compromise, Barely

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U.N. Climate Negotiators Reach Compromise, Barely

Negotiators at the U.N. climate talks in Lima, Peru managed to agree on a compromise deal early Sunday morning, the Associated Press reports, more than 30 hours behind schedule after 10 days of negotiations.

Representatives from more than 190 countries were ultimately able to determine what information should be included in the pledges countries participating in a global pact in Paris next year will submit, although the AP reports that "a rigorous review of the greenhouse gas emissions limits" was rejected.

24 hours before the deadline, negotiators had agreed on only one paragraph of text, The Guardian reported. The underlying dispute, as always, was over how the burden and responsibility of curtailing climate change should be shared, or distributed, between richer and poorer nations. The final draft of the text states that countries participating in the Paris pact recognize "common but differentiated responsibilities and respective capabilities, in light of different national circumstances."

"The text went from weak to weaker to weakest," Sam Smith, chief of climate policy for the environmental group WWF, said. "It's very weak indeed."

If it's this difficult getting everyone ("everyone") to agree that big, rich, industrialized nations that have been pumping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere for decades, or longer—and reaping the economic rewards—might need to shoulder some more of the relative responsibility for helping out island nations being flooded by rising seas, it doesn't look good for Paris, where the idea is to talk about what that would actually mean, in terms of policy.

Also countries are supposed to announce by March what they are going to do to cut emissions after 2020. Hmm.

[Image via AP Images]

Bill Cosby Urges Media to "Go in With a Neutral Mind" Amid Rape Claims

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Bill Cosby Urges Media to "Go in With a Neutral Mind" Amid Rape Claims

In comments published by the New York Post on Saturday, an "upbeat" Bill Cosby obliquely addressed the allegations that he sexually assaulted dozens of women, saying the media had to "go in with a neutral mind."

Talking to reporter Stacy Brown, who is black, Cosby said, "Let me say this. I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that you have to go in with a neutral mind."

The comedian also praised his wife Camille for her "love and the strength of womanhood" before cutting the interview short, telling Brown, "They don't want me talking to the media."

This is only the second time Cosby has responded to the rape allegations since they began receiving renewed attention this fall. Speaking to Florida Today last month, Cosby said people "shouldn't answer to innuendos" and that others should "fact check."

[Image via Getty Images]

Are the British Quiet Because They're Stoic or Because They're Lonely?

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Are the British Quiet Because They're Stoic or Because They're Lonely?

According to a recent survey conducted by the BBC, more than a quarter of British adults feel lonely at least some of the time.

The survey found that seven percent of all adults and 10 percent of adults over 65 expect to spend Christmas alone. "Loneliness is for life," a press release from the Campaign to End Loneliness responding to the survey's findings reads. "Not just for Christmas."

In October, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt cited a finding by the campaign that there were 800,000 chronically lonely people in England, which he described in a speech as a source of "national shame." Hunt focused on the 400,000 older British people who live apart from their families, in care homes. 46 percent of people aged 80 or over reported feeling lonely "some of the time or often," he said.

Opposition leaders said that Hunt was ignoring the fact that his administration's cuts to the health-care system were making it harder to care for older people, and that "there are already "over six million unpaid family carers in Britain today, one in five of whom provide more than 50 hours care a week for their loved ones."

But are older British people really more lonely than younger British people? Isn't England just as rainy and desolate and sad a place regardless of one's age? Indeed, while 33 percent of those surveyed by the BBC said that "they feel left behind by new ways of communicating," younger people (18 to 24-year olds) were just about as likely to feel lonely as older people (those over 65)—30 percent and 31 percent, respectively. Your tweets won't save you. Death comes for us all. Loneliness is for life, not just for Christmas.

[Image via Shutterstock]

Two NYPD lieutenants were hospitalized last night after being kicked and punched by protestors, offi

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Two NYPD lieutenants were hospitalized last night after being kicked and punched by protestors, officials said. One suffered a broken nose. "This is where we have to draw the line," NYPD chief of department James O'Neill told reporters.

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