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'Thong Cape Scooter Man' is Perfect, Legal
"Thong Cape Scooter Man," is a 56-year-old man who, when the weather gets nice, rides around Madison, Wisconsin on a scooter while wearing only a thong, a helmet and a black cape. It's a perfectly...
View ArticleI Had Tequila And Watched 5 Fast & Furious Films So You Won't Have To
The new Fast and Furious movie, Fast and Furious 6, is coming out this weekend, and seeing one of these movies for the first time can you leave you feeling a little lost. Luckily, I sat down with a...
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Seven Injured as Train Accident Collapses Overpass [Photos]
Early this morning in Rockview, Missouri, a Union Pacific train hauling auto parts t-boned another freight train at an intersection, derailing the Union Pacific train and collapsing a highway overpass...
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Lessons in the Darkness: Young Life Unsupervised in Montana
Lydia Bearback and I were elementary classmates on the Blackfeet Indian Reservation in a town called Browning, Montana. Browning is a small town in Northern Montana with a population of a whisker over...
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Amanda Bynes Claims She Was Sexually Harassed by NYPD (Update)
Amanda Bynes, freshly sprung, took to Twitter last night to clear the air about her recent arrest for bong-throwing and marijuana possession. I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never...
View ArticleChoice quote from this Times piece about Hamptons residents who fear...
Choice quote from this Times piece about Hamptons residents who fear Hurricane Sandy ruining the Jersey Shore means those people may instead come to the Hamptons this summer: "I don’t want to get...
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Far-Right Groups March Through Northern England After Attack on Soldier
Far-right groups are once again out in force in northern England today following Wednesday's attack on a British soldier in Woolwich. The English Defence League, a hate group that also angrily roamed...
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Family Has a Long History Dealing Drugs
A new piece by Toronto's Globe and Mail outlines how crack-smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's brothers and sister have a long history with the suburban Toronto drug scene, and that his brother, adviser,...
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Oregon Teenager Found With Bombs, Allegedly Intended to Blow Up School
Oregon teenager Grant Acord will be charged with attempted aggravated murder after he was found with six bombs in his bedroom, which he allegedly planned to use on an attack on his school. The...
View ArticleWould you pay $600 for this man's radical "virgin hair"?
Would you pay $600 for this man's radical "virgin hair"? It can be cut to your specifications.
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NY Post Lets Disgraced, Crooked NYPD Detective Set the Record Straight
The New York Post, a bastion of journalistic integrity, gave a highly sympathetic forum to retired NYPD Detective Louis Scarcella to set the record straight after an investigation by the New York Times...
View ArticleIn a weird twist, the constantly-strapped State of California now has too...
In a weird twist, the constantly-strapped State of California now has too much money. But what to do with it?
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Tens of Thousands Protest Gay Marriage Legalization in Paris
On the heels of France's new gay marriage law coming into effect last week, thousands of French are marching in Paris today in opposition to the new law. Police estimate more than 150,000 marchers took...
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Thousands of Bridges in U.S. Could Collapse If Only Single Part Fails
Thousands of separate bridges across the United States are in danger of collapsing if only a single part fails, having been built with zero redundancy. These risky spans, termed "fracture critical," by...
View ArticleFast & Furious 6 will make $122.5 million by the end of the holiday weekend,...
Fast & Furious 6 will make $122.5 million by the end of the holiday weekend, ensuring that we will continue living in a constant state of furiousness and fastness.
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Amanda Bynes Lashes Out at Rihanna Because...?
Amanda Bynes is having a rough week, between her arrest, some bong-throwing, and accusations of being sexually harassed by the NYPD. But that's no reason to take it all out on Rihanna. Bynes tweeted...
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United Nations Tells Ron Paul To Shove His Lawsuit Right Up His Ass
Last we checked, Ron Paul had filed a lawsuit with the World Intellectual Property Organization (an agency of the UN, which he HATES) in an attempt to expropriate both RonPaul.com and RonPaul.org from...
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(UPDATE) Fire Breaks Out on Royal Caribbean Ship Off Florida Coast
A Memorial Day weekend cruise to the Bahamas nearly turned tragic early Monday morning when a fire broke out aboard a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. The incident, which took place on the third deck of...
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Ford Staffer Tells Police About Tip Linking Crack Video to Homicide
According to the Globe and Mail, Toronto police are investigating a tip that reportedly links Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's crack video to a murder in Toronto. Two sources told the Globe and Mail that...
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How To Grill Cheeseburgers And Win Your Memorial Day Cookout
So you've got your grand Memorial Day weekend feast all planned, your spread of exotic, expensive victuals purchased and prepped and ready to be grilled and smoked and barbecued and so on. Brined...
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