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Chicago Teen Gunned Down Days After Performing at Obama's Inauguration Ceremony
An honor student from one of Chicago's top schools who had just performed at President Obama's second inauguration ceremony last week was killed yesterday after being caught in the crossfire of a...
View ArticleManti Te'o Hoaxer Tells Dr. Phil He Was 'Deeply, Romantically in Love'
Dr. Phil says the man behind Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend Lennay Kekua, Roniah Tuiasosopo, told him he was "deeply, romantically in love" with Te'o and claims that the voice talking back to Te'o for...
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Lindsay Lohan Decided Not to Be Sick, Shows Up to Court After All
God is great, God is good, and Lindsay Lohan miraculously recovered from her grave upper respiratory infection in time to make it to court in L.A. today. It was reported yesterday that Lohan was...
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America Has Two Black Senators For the First Time Ever
This morning, Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick announced he would appoint William "Mo" Cowan as interim senator to fill newly appointed Secretary of State John Kerry's seat until a special election....
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Mass Shooting in Phoenix Office Building Hours After Gabrielle Giffords...
Multiple people have reportedly been shot inside an office complex in Phoenix just hours after former Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords appeared before the Senate Judiciary Committee to deliver...
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News Crew Captures Incredible Footage of Tornado Tearing Through Georgia Town
WSB reporter Ross Cavitt captured this video of a tornado touching down in Adairsville, Ga. Wednesday. The tornado was a part of a string of storms moving across the southern part of the country. One...
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Legendary Porn Star Ron Jeremy Suffers Heart Aneurysm, Hospitalized in...
Iconic crossover adult film star Ron Jeremy has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after doctors found an aneurysm near his heart. According to TMZ, Jeremy began...
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The Fog That Broke New York Subways Was Actually Incredibly Beautiful
Every single subway line in New York City was delayed this morning, as many of us learned much too late. The reason? "Inclement weather." Which in this case was fog. Fog broke the entire subway system....
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The Disturbing Fetish Images the Cannibal Cop's Lawyers Don't Want You to See
Images released today by a judicial order provide a disturbing window into the hard drive — and fantasies — of "Cannibal Cop" Gilberto Valle, the NYPD officer accused of plotting to kidnap, kill and...
View ArticleGuy Inadvertently Posts Public YouTube Video Inviting His Fiancée's Best...
We've all been there. You're super excited after getting the go ahead from your fiancée Cynthia to invite her best friend Zoey over for a threeway, so you hastily record a video introducing yourself...
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Dolce & Gabbaby: Italian Fashion House Announces Perfume for Babies
Babies are great except sometimes they aren't baby enough. "That bitch Kaixin from baby yoga always smells just like a baby! Why can't my baby do that?" you wonder to yourself. Fortunately for you,...
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The New York Times Declares War on the New York Public Library
This plan from the New York Public Library to have Sir Norman Foster gut its beloved central building and rework it, getting rid of the pesky "books" there in the process, all in the name of...
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Thief Who Stole Iconic Golden Cookie Releases Amazing Ransom Note Demanding...
A German resident who goes by the alias Krümel Monster (Cookie Monster) is on the run from the law after lifting a 44-pound Golden Cookie that has stood guard over the Hannover headquarters of...
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Go Ahead and Throw All the Shade You Want, Straight People
When I want to explain exactly what shade (as in "throwing shade") is, I refer back to the expert words of Dorian Corey in Jennie Livingston's Paris Is Burning: "Shade is, ‘I don't tell you you're...
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Study Finds Vegetarians Will Live Longer, Are Boring
Well it looks like your vegetarian friends will be bitching about the eggplant parmesan at your post-funeral lunch too, because they're definitely out-living you. A British study finds vegetarians run...
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Rihanna Confirms That She and Chris Brown Are Back Together, But Swears 'It's...
It's been obvious for a while now, but Rihanna has gone and made it officially official: She and Chris Brown are back together. The two famously split up in 2009 after Brown severely beat Rihanna to...
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No-Nonsense Reporter Shuts Down Drunk Videobomber By Asking Her How Long...
Jessica Sanchez, a field reporter for Orlando's Local 6 News, was in no mood to have her Bourbon Street live shot crashed by a drunk loudmouth looking to steal some airtime, so she did what every...
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Cats Are Killing Over Two Billion Birds a Year
Yesterday, we learned that your cat could, in fact, suffer from a mental illness. Today, we learn that, mental illness or not, cats are responsible for killing an insane number of birds and small...
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Today in Sex News: Condom Delivery in Dubai and Sex Burns Fewer Calories Than...
If you ever find yourself about to have sex in Dubai but you don't have a condom, then you're in luck; instead of risking disease and/or pregnancy or having to ruin the moment by running to the store,...
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Chinese Hackers Infiltrated The New York Times' Computer Networks for Four...
The New York Times was the victim of an elaborate hacking attack from China, according to a report in Wednesday's Times. The attacks, which have been on-going for the past four months, were apparently...
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