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You Too Can Make $15 an Hour as a 'Hair Angel' in California
The job description is simple enough: The Hair Angels, A Head Lice Removal Service is looking for independent contractors, based in the East Bay area, to travel to people's homes and remove head lice...
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Let's Play Beyoncé Halftime Bingo, or 'Beyngo'
And an angel of the Lord suddenly stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were terribly frightened. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid; for behold, I bring...
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Did a French Spy Novelist Just Help Reveal that Qaddafi Was the Lockerbie...
Buried deep within a fascinating New York Times Magazine profile of the French spy novelist Girard De Villiers comes the fascinating tidbit that many at the CIA think Iran - and not Muammar Qaddafi, as...
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This Week in 'Million-Dollar' Biblical Archaeology Lawsuits: A Breakdown
Simcha Jacobovici, the Canadian documentary director who claimed in 2011 to have found two of the nails used to crucify Jesus, is suing archaeologist Joe Zias for libel. There are few things more...
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Police Just Love Lying
Across the country, police officers have very little incentive to tell the truth. Is that such a crazy thing to say? No, it is not so crazy, says lawyer and Ohio State professor Michelle Alexander. In...
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Someone Named Joe is Putting Up Panicked, Handwritten Missed Connection Signs...
From one of our readers, a sign from a man named Joe. Joe is on a mission. KELLY A I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND YOU SINCE THE DAY WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER AT THE KEW GARDENS TRAIN STATION. I TRIED YOUR...
View ArticleSuper Bowl Goes Dark Minutes After Beyoncé's Performance (UPDATE)
Well, that was one way to quiet the lip-synching haters/give credence to rumors of Illuminati: Minutes after Beyoncé's inspired performance and just moments after a record-setting kickoff return from...
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Beyoncé Kills It at the Super Bowl, Sends Haters to the Left
From the second she appeared silhouetted in black against a field of smoke and ghosts to the moment she cut power to the New Orleans Superdome just to prove to Michelle that she could, it was clear...
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What Time Was the Super Bowl?
Good question! The Super Bowl was on at: VI:XXIII. Mama hands together like 6:30. 18:30 A ship's bell's .. .. . 6:30 EST. Previously: What Time Is the Super Bowl? See Also: What Time Isn't the Super...
View ArticleSuper Bowl MVP Joe Flacco Reacts to Winning the Big Game: 'Fucking Awesome'
As you may have heard, the Baltimore Ravens survived tonight's Beyonce-caused power outage and won Super Bowl XLVII. In addition to the half-hour blackout, there were crucial missed calls, inspiring...
View ArticleWatch Shaq's Amazing Super Bowl Sing-Along to Beyoncé's 'Halo'
Shaq is many things. He's a legendary basketball player with a growing business empire and a one-time great film career. He was also a rapper. But did you know he's a Beyoncé fan? Neither did we until...
View ArticleHatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Gives Insane Interview After Saving Woman from...
A homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker named Kai is being hailed as a hero after saving a woman from the clutches of a bear-hugging racist who claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The...
View Article'Pictures of Assholes': Joseph Gordon-Levitt Points His Camera at the...
Back in 2006, pre-(500) Days of Summer, Joseph Gordon-Levitt was a B-list celebrity at best. Sure, he was a familiar face and had just made A-list-quality turns in Gregg Araki's Mysterious Skin and...
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Here's Why the Lights Went Out in New Orleans: The Super Bowl Blew a Fuse
No, Ray Lewis did not kill the lights. Bane, the human Goatse, wasn't to blame. And it wasn't the Frogman's dedicated beard dryer, nyuck nyuck. Rather, the explanation that's been offered as to why...
View ArticleAnd So It Begins: Little Caesars Replaces Human Sign Shaker with Humanoid Robot
While we were all busy looking towards more obvious places like Los Angeles and the Albany district courthouse for signs of the inevitable Robot Uprising, the harbinger of humanity's impending demise...
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Beyoncé Knowles Is the King of Pop
When Michael Jackson died, people clamored to determine the rightful heir to the King of Pop. None of the contemporary young male singers batted around – Usher, Ne-Yo, certainly not Chris Brown...
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One Small Step for Space Porn: Adult Film Actress Coco Brown Set to Become...
An adult film actress best known for her roles in such acclaimed spanksploitation talkies as Big Booty Bomb #2 and Lesbian Pussy Power #4 is preparing her body to boldly go where no porn star has gone...
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Internet-Famous Tattoo Artist Inks His Name Across Teen Girlfriend's Face 24...
Rouslan Toumaniantz first rose to Internet fame nearly four years ago, after he allegedly tattooed 56 stars on a Belgian teen's face against her wishes. Kimberley Vlaeminck became an overnight meme...
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Welcome Home (Sanitarium): A Girls Recap
When you cohabitate with a boyfriend/girlfriend/manfriend, especially in New York City or any of its lesser boroughs, the best day you share with that special someone is Sunday. This is the only day of...
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John McCain Tweets Racist 'Monkey' Joke, Gets Slapped Down by Another...
Consummate terribly unfunny jokester Senator John McCain—he of the infamous gorilla rape quip—is back at it again on Twitter, this time with a crack about how Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is...
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