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Don't Panic, But Thousands of Dolphins Were Spotted Swimming Away Off the...
Grab your towel and prepare to make way for a hyperspace bypass. An ultra-rare "super mega-pod" of dolphins was spotted last week off the coast of San Diego by passengers aboard a whale watching tour...
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Photographer Says Alec Baldwin Called Him 'Coon' and 'Crackhead'
Alec Baldwin: regular asshole, or racist asshole? This is the question raised this morning by the New York Post, and a photographer in its employ who claims that Baldwin called him a "coon," a...
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Mississippi Finally Gets Around to Abolishing Slavery Thanks to Some Guy Who...
13 years into the 21st century, President Lincoln is still abolishing slavery. Back in November, Dr. Ranjan Batra, an India-born resident of Mississippi, went to see Steven Spielberg's Lincoln, and it...
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Does PepsiCo Need a New, Snackier Name?
It's a classic American hero story: PepsiCo was flagging, so it did a lot of research in its top secret BEVERAGE LAB, and started spending more money on ads, and now it's doing better. What could be...
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Black Keys Drummer Patrick Carney Changes His Twitter Handle to 'Justin...
The ongoing beef between Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney and pop idol Justin Bieber escalated over the weekend when Carney decided to change his Twitter handle to "Justin Bieber" just to mess with...
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What We Can Learn from 10,000 Porn Stars
Like most of us, writer Jon Millward has spent the last few months thinking about porn on the internet. He's been crunching numbers taken from 10,000 profiles of porn stars on the Internet Adult Film...
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Urgent New York Times Trend News: Middle-Aged White People Have Jobs, Move...
The Sunday Styles section of the New York Times exists to make folks mad, to be sure (and to sell handbag ads), but it is not really worth getting mad about this past weekend's paired section-front...
View ArticleSix Minutes of Nothing But the Cutest Animals on the Internet
Today is technically George Washington's Birthday (or Presidents' Day if you're a car salesman), which means that some people have the day off. But many others don't, and coupled with the fact that...
View ArticleTwo Girls, One 'Japanese Condom Ice Cream'
Japan-based university student Sharla and her BFF Mira attempt to demonstrate how to properly consume "Japanese Condom Ice Cream," and inadvertently capture "the highest number of unintentional sexual...
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Pistorius May Have 'Crushed' Girlfriend's Head With Cricket Bat Over Text...
Oscar Pistorius, the Paralympic medalist who was charged last week with the murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, may have beaten her with a cricket bat before shooting her four times through the...
View ArticleSeattle News Station Gets Three People Super High, Puts Them Behind the Wheel...
With Washington having recently become the first of two states to legalize the recreational use of marijuana, the local government has been tasked with determining how high a person can be before they...
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Hackers Turn Burger King's Twitter Feed into a McDonald's Ad [UPDATE]
The person whose job it is to tweet about Burger King is probably having a worse day than usual. Hackers dropping shoutouts to seapunk icons and indie rappers have taken over Burger King's Twitter...
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Outrage Over Israeli Soldier's Instagram Photo of a Palestinian Child in...
The Instagram account of an Israeli soldier has been thoroughly scrubbed after a photo posted recently generated significant criticism both from the soldier's followers and from the Internet writ...
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Is Super-Chic, James Franco-Approved Bondage Site Kink.com Just Another Shady...
A cocaine bust doesn't typically cause much of a stir in the porn industry. But when news broke last week that Peter Acworth, CEO of upscale San Francisco fetish porn giant Kink.com, had been arrested...
View ArticleBeyoncé Has Never Been Less Convincing About the Veracity of Her Pregnancy...
I never realized how not pregnant Beyoncé might have been until the Saturday premiere of her HBO documentary, Life Is But a Dream. Since announcing her pregnancy at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards (in...
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Republicans Are Looking Out for Poor Minorities, Really, They Swear
Conservatives argue that black people should oppose amnesty for illegal immigrants, since immigrants can be expected to take low-wage jobs from black people. The WSJ's editorial page says that...
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Man Who Tried to Kiss and Make Up with Girlfriend After Valentine's Day...
An ordinary Valentine's Day outing ended in bloodshed for one Illinois man after his girlfriend allegedly "bit off a large portion of his tongue" when he went in for a kiss. According to prosecutors,...
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Brothers Spend Lottery Windfall on Meth, Accidentally Blow Up Their Own House
Fresh off a $75,000 windfall from a winning lottery ticket, two brothers who sought to celebrate with copious amounts of meth and marijuana ended up blowing up their house instead. Local police say...
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Tech Bros' Google-Sponsored Trip to India Turns Into Naked Beach Romp [UPDATE]
"Geeks on a Plane" is one of those sponsored clusterfucks rampant in the tech industry where the rich and near-rich gather to disruptify their apps and incubate their engagement strategies over drinks....
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Man Makes Failed Attempt to Climb Out Eighth Story Window with Bed-Sheet Rope...
An eyewitness says a man who tried to break out of his own bedroom using a rope made of bed sheets is lucky to be alive, having survived a harrowing seven-story drop onto a pile of snow. Yekaterina...
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