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The Politico Is Mad That The White House Does And Doesn't Talk To The Politico
The Politico, America's worst media outlet, has a big story today about what's wrong with the White House's relationship with the political media, such as The Politico. According to Jim VandeHei and...
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The Jeep Twitter Feed Has Been Hacked by the Same People Who Hacked Burger...
Yesterday, hackers presumably from the DFNCTSC hacking crew took over Burger King's Twitter feed and turned it into an advertisement for McDonald's. Today it appears those same hackers have now...
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Photo of a Breast Cancer Survivor's Chest Tattoo Goes Viral After Facebook...
Facebook photos go viral everyday — but how many of them go viral because of Facebook's efforts to prevent them from being seen? According to the official Facebook page of Ontario-based ink design...
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Lisa Lampanelli Calls Lena Dunham Her 'Nigga,' Azealia Banks Says 'Faggot'...
On Sunday, the self-described "Queen of Mean," standup comedian Lisa Lampanelli, tweeted a photo of herself and Girls lightning rod Lena Dunham. The caption referred to Dunham as Lampanelli's "nigga":...
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Michael Jackon's 16-Year-Old Son Is Entertainment Tonight's Newest Correspondent
A group of adults will go to bed tonight knowing full well what they did, after Entertainment Tonight announced that 16-year-old Prince Michael Jackson would be joining the crew as its official child...
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Woman Breaks Up with Fiancé After Finding Him with Another Girl on Russian...
The Russian Google Maps alike Yandex Maps went above and beyond recently when it helped a woman from Perm find out her fiancé was cheating on her. Marina Voinova told LifeNews.ru that she was looking...
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You Should Quit Your Job and Work for Gawker
Gawker is hiring a gossip reporter. Or perhaps more precisely: a scandal reporter. We're looking for someone interested in penetrating the personal and professional lives of titans of industry,...
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Europeans Hate Cars
Europe, an expensive overseas cooking school populated by pussies, is still busy finding ever more outrageous ways to offend American sensibilities. First, it was the whole WWII thing, which we had to...
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Cats Have Been Walking All Over Us for Centuries
Medievalist Emir O. Filipovic was flipping through fifteenth century manuscripts at the State Archives in Dubrovnik, Croatia — your average light reading — when he came across something rather...
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Are You Eating Horse? Europe's Growing Horse Meat Scandal Explained
Nestlé, the largest food company on the planet, announced today that it's recalling some of the beef pasta meals it sells in Spain and Italy. The reason? The "beef" contains horse DNA. And Nestlé's not...
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Murder Suspect on the Run from the Law for Over a Year Turns Himself In, Told...
After being on the run for over a year, a man wanted for murder in Sweden sought to turn himself over to authorities in Malmö, but was told by officers he would need to go elsewhere because the...
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Pentagon Investigating the SEAL Who Shot Osama Following February's Esquire...
The Navy SEAL made famous for shooting Osama bin Laden in the face and then complaining about US-government negligence in an Esquire article published earlier this month is now under Pentagon...
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Kelly Clarkson Refuses To Be 'Bullied' By Clive Davis' Dusty Recollections
Music mogul Clive Davis came out in his memoir, The Soundtrack of My Life, but it is one of his protégés who's expressing "It Gets Better" sentiment — to herself. First season American Idol winner and...
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Michelle Obama Admits America's Biggest Crisis Is the Result of Her 'Midlife...
When Michelle Obama debuted her bangs last month, America was like, "Ohmygod. Your hair..." and Michelle was like, "I just got it cut! Do you like it?" and America was like, "It's so...bangs," and...
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Museum Invites Visitors to Immerse Themselves in Nude Art Exhibit by Getting...
The controversial "Nude Men" (NSFW) exhibit at Vienna's Leopold Museum is making headlines once again. The collection, which covers (or, rather, uncovers) nude depictions of men in art "from 1800 to...
View ArticlePeople in Harlem Confirm That the Harlem Shake is Not the Harlem Shake
Anyone with eyes and a memory that goes back at least to the early '00s advent of Bad Boy Records knows that the meme or whatever it is of people convulsing arhythmically that is currently...
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The Person Who Owns the Domain Name of Guy Fieri's Times Square Restaurant...
That Guy Fieri's American Kitchen and Bar is a big joke is no big secret. But now it's also an actual joke. It seems Fieri forgot to purchase his own restaurant's full domain name (the official...
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Dave Is Dating Britney Spears
The voicemail inbox of America's Randomest Guy is blowing up like crazy today, after word has broken that Britney Spears is dating him. That guy? Yes, your friend Dave. That boring old Dave who we all...
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Mentally Retarded Man Granted Last-Minute Stay of Execution in Georgia
Warren Lee Hill (pictured) was already serving a life sentence for one murder when he was convicted of murdering another inmate in 1990 and sentenced to death. Since that second conviction, three...
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New York Mother Faces Up to a Year in Prison After Hiring Strippers for Son's...
For reasons that still aren't clear, Judy Viger thought it'd be a good idea to hire strippers for her son's 16th birthday party. Maybe she thought it'd make her a cooler mom. Maybe she lost a bet with...
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