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Drug Tests, Personality Exams, and Other Hoops You Must Jump Through to...
A reader, unemployed, emailed us today to vent his frustration at the online personality tests he was forced to take when applying for even the most menial jobs—in this case, a position working the...
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Here's What Chelsea Clinton's $10.3 Million Apartment Looks Like
Rich celebukid Chelsea Clinton and her other side of the tracks husband Marc Mezvinsky will move into a 5,000 square-foot prewar apartment with expectedly high ceilings, shiny hardwood floors, and...
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If a Friend Ever Texts You Gibberish, NBD 143, They Might Be Having a Stroke
Friends: they're so STUPID. Texting you garbage that doesn't make sense, like, "lol idc 143" and "Fjrthbjhjkgh 7&&." Then again, as the New York Times points out, sometimes when friends text...
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Wish George W. Bush a Happy Iraq War Day: Here is His Private Email Address
As we mentioned earlier, a hacker calling himself (or herself) Guccifer has penetrated the electronic worlds of George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, and a number of other political figures. Screengrabs of...
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Underdog Fight: G.L.O.W.: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
Mountain Fiji, Colonel Ninotchka, Debbie Debutante, Susie Spirit, Spike, Chainsaw and their colleages were underestimated from the start. They were the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (or G.L.O.W.) and...
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Dropkick Murphys Singer Kicks the Crap Out of Skinhead Doing Nazi Salute on...
A skinhead who thought it would be a good idea to do the Nazi salute on stage during a Dropkick Murphys concert at NYC's Terminal 5 last week learned quite a bit about what's in a band name, courtesy...
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Barney Frank Was Never Sorry for Threatening to Blow Up Your Car
Former Representative Barney Frank is not known for saying polite things to make people feel better. He will not "pretend everything in wonderful" when it is not. He will cause a scene when Fire...
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NASA's Advice If an Asteroid Heads for Times Square: 'Pray'
Tuesday morning, the House Science Committee summoned NASA chief Charles Bolden to discuss the possibility of a major asteroid colliding with Earth. There were, probably, many enlightening...
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Steubenville Lawyer Will Appeal, Says Client's 'Brain Isn't Fully Developed'
One day after his client, 16-year-old Ma'lik Richmond, was convicted by an Ohio judge of raping an incapacitated girl, attorney Walter Madison said on CNN's Piers Morgan Live that he plans to appeal...
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Fake 'Bingo' Yell Leads to Disorderly Conduct Charge, 6-Month-Ban From Saying...
When 18-year-old Austin Whaley and a few of his buddies decided to run into the famed Convington, Kentucky bingo hall and yell "bingo," they probably thought it'd be a fun, harmless prank. They...
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Broke Up, Again
Seven months after they first broke up, America's best-matched couple, John Mayer and Katy Perry, have again called it quits. According to US Weekly, the two, who have dated since last summer, split...
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The Union Protester Who Punched Fox News Comedian Steven Crowder Was Acting...
Remember when conservative comedian and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder was punched in the face by a union activist outside a Michigan protest? Crowder made a big deal about it, even going so far...
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'Skulls on Screens' at Korean Banks, Broadcasters Following Massive,...
South Korea's three main broadcasters and two of its major banks were paralyzed on Wednesday by a massive outbreak of malicious code that crashed and displayed "skulls" on some computers, thought by...
View ArticleKate Upton Is Going to the Prom with Some High School Goober Who Asked Her...
When a cringe-inflaming YouTube prom proposal from a Milken Community High School senior to supermodel Kate Upton first began making the rounds earlier this week, most brushed it off as just another...
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Obama Kicks off Historic Mideast Trip with First State Visit to Israel
President Obama arrived in Israel today on his first state trip to the country and the first leg of his tour of the Middle East. He is expected to discuss the crisis in Syria and Iran's disputed...
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Basketball Fan Refuses to Share Ice Cream with Girlfriend, Becomes Instant...
While the Magic and the Pacers passed a striped orange ball around in the hopes of throwing it repeatedly into a netted hoop, the real entertainment was taking place in the stands. A young bearded...
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Reminder: It's The First Day of Spring, Which Means You Have a God-Given...
Every year on the first day of spring, Rita's Italian Ice celebrates Persephone's joyous homecoming by hosting a hedonistic pagan orgy of flavors and colors and temperatures inside everyone's mouths....
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The Unemployment Safety Net Is Not Very Safe at All
If you are unfortunate enough to be one of the 12 million officially unemployed Americans today, there are a few things you can do to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps: 1) Be born wealthier; 2)...
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How Awkward! Tiger Woods' Yacht is Parked Right Next to Elin Nordegren's New...
It's a problem we've all experienced: a new beau's yacht is docked uncomfortably close to an ex's yacht. Even with a spacious deck and multiple bedrooms, parlors, and lounge spaces in the hull,...
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AMC Bans Jon Hamm's Dick From the Set of Mad Men
Jon Hamm's penis: everywhere it goes it causes a big hullabaloo. "It's my world," the penis scoffs, studying its reflection in the mounted vanity mirror,"y'all are just living in it." Now a report says...
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