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Where the Hell Is the Male Birth Control Pill?
Good day to you all. It is time for "Hey, Science," our splendidly scientific weekly feature in which we have your most provocative scientific questions answered by real live scientists (or related...
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Legendary Porn Pioneer Harry Reems of Deep Throat Fame, Dead at 65
Harry Reems, a former adult film star who is best remembered for his leading role in the seminal porn film Deep Throat, passed away yesterday at the age of 65. The news was first reported by Don...
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Alleged Troublemaker Named Bart Simpson Called to Appear Before a Judge Named...
If ever there was a reason to call for a mistrial. A 56-year-old British man named Barton "Bart" Simpson appeared in court yesterday to answer to allegations that he brought a prohibited firearm with...
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Esquire Editor Explains: Women Are 'There to Be Beautiful Objects'
Esquire magazine's editorial philosophy can be summed up as "Booze, Bacon, Bourbon, Books, Broads, Boobs, and Bros Talking About Fashion But Uh, Not in a Gay Way." Actually, we're just giving them a...
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Caught on Camera: Deer Thought Dead Comes Alive Inside Man's Car
A man in Kalamazoo was surprised to learn that the deer he hit with his car and put in his trunk wasn't so much dead as very much alive. A local Public Safety Officer on patrol around 2 AM yesterday...
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'Human Billboard' Who Tattooed Porn Site Names on His Face Says He May Have...
A man who began selling ad space on his face back in 2007 now says he want the tattoos gone. After auctioning off real estate on his forehead, cheeks, and chin for hundreds of dollars, Billy Gibby of...
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Axe Body Spray Has Same Effect as Nerve Gas
Pennsylvania. The very name conjures up powerful scent-memories of desultory juvenile delinquents soaked in the stench of cheap wine and cheaper cologne. At long last, the issue has come to a head:...
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Lindsay Lohan's Mug Shots, Ranked from 'Ooh, Child...' to 'Damn, Girl!'
At age 26, Lindsay Lohan has been taken into police custody a grand total of six times. Assuming this pattern holds for the rest of her life (and that she lives as long as the average American woman),...
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Hacked Emails Show Hillary Clinton Was Receiving Advice at a Private Email...
As the Smoking Gun and others have reported, a hacker calling himself (or herself) "Guccifer" claims to have compromised the email account of former Clinton aide Sidney Blumenthal, revealing memos that...
View ArticleHere's Audio of Michelle Shocked's Anti-Gay Rant (Or Whatever It Is)
Earlier this week, we saw reports that someone completely irrelevant (folk singer Michelle Shocked) said something stupid, oh wow. The news was sparse and hazy, something along the lines of "Michelle...
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Popular Model Claims Hormonal Chickens Are Turning Children Gay
While speaking to fans inside a store in Bogotá, Natalia Paris — Colombia's best known model, according to her website — was caught on camera claiming that chickens injected with female hormones were...
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The White Student Suing to Overthrow Affirmative Action Was Too Dumb to Get...
Life is tough for white people in America. A few hundred years of presumed superiority have left many of them psychologically unable to deal with failure, trapped in a cycle of victimhood where their...
View ArticleGennifer Flowers Now Looks Like Dolly Parton
Where Are They Now? is kind of like OWN's version of a TLC freak show except the freaks who detail their lives in inevitably fascinating babble are people whose notoriety Oprah Winfrey helped...
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Father of the Year Poses with 'Wads of Cash' for Facebook Photos Despite...
A man in Milwaukee who is two years behind on his child support payments is facing multiple felony charges after the Milwaukee County District Attorney's Office discovered Facebook photos of the...
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We Have Six New Amazing Paintings by George W. Bush
In February, a hacker named Guccifer revealed to the world the hidden artistic talents of George W. Bush, releasing to The Smoking Gun a handful of photographs of oil paintings by the former president...
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NBC Is Going to Promote Jimmy Fallon to The Tonight Show; Jay Leno Will Be...
Three years after NBC pulled a hilarious prank on Conan O'Brien by convincing him to move across the country and then, when he got there, promptly setting him on fire, the network has chosen a new fair...
View ArticleTina Fey Brought Back Her Sarah Palin Impersonation for Inside the Actors Studio
On last night's episode of Inside the Actors Studio, host James Lipton and guest Tina Fey talked about everything: From essential bra advice to Lean Cuisines to Fey's favorite curse word (spoiler:...
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CVS to Penalize Workers $600 for Not Revealing Their Weight
In an effort better manage its healthcare costs, the pharmacy brand CVS Caremark is now asking all employees who use company health insurance to have doctors assess their weight and body fat, among...
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East Hampton Home Owners Sue Production Company Over Sperm-Stained Couches,...
Here's a good reason to always do your homework on the people renting your East Hampton vacation home, if you're lucky enough to have one: Without the proper background check, your favorite couch...
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Georgia Man Hospitalized After Being Trapped Inside Shit-Filled Outdoor...
For reasons that remain unclear, an elderly man in North Georgia decided to stand (instead of, you know, sitting) on the rim of an outdoor toilet at Carters Lake, which is managed by the U.S. Corps of...
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