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Home Prices Are Soaring, So Buy, Buy, Buy!
This 2006 economy is heating up fast! It's not just the record stock market highs and the M&A boom and the rapid growth of incomes in the top 1% and hedge fund guys buying $155 million...
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How a Massive Online War Waged by Dutch 'Spammers' in a Military Bunker Could...
If your Netflix has been slow lately, it's because of a bunch of pissed-off Dutch guys in a five-story bunker. A massive online war between a web hosting company based out of a NATO bunker in Holland...
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The Walken Dead and Toe-bias Fünke: A Punny Collection of Hanksy Street Art
Purveyor of celebrity-themed puns and hybrid creatures, street artist Hanksy has adorned Los Angeles with yet another creative cast of characters. As a sort of antithesis to the serious...
View ArticleRogue Street Light Crashes Through Bus Windshield, Slams Into Driver's Head
A bus driver in China narrowly escaped being impaled by a large blue lamppost that slammed into the windshield of his bus as he was conducting his daily route. Though the post struck his head, Mao...
View ArticleBabyCam Catches Toddler Picking Lock on Sister's Bedroom Door, Stealing Her...
Joann and Mike Moser weren't even mad when they found out their 2-year-old son Kyle was using fingernail clippers to break into his sister's room late at night to steal a stuffed unicorn. "Kyle has...
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DOMA Looks to Be in Serious Trouble in Supreme Court's Second Day of Gay...
Just one day after hearing arguments regarding California's gay marriage ban, the Supreme Court is back in session to consider the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act. DOMA, as it's...
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Americans, Who Fancy Themselves Savvy Eaters, Will Buy Anything That Says...
America, a nation composed primarily of suckers, is always ready to fall headfirst for this or that new "health trend." Some are outright scams, while others are merely true facts that have been...
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School Gives Special Needs Student Razor Blades, Lets Them Self-Harm Under...
Officials at a special needs school in the South East England town Godalming are facing disciplinary action after it was revealed that a student was intentionally allowed to inflict harm upon...
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'I'm Not Dangerous': Chris Brown Attempts Damage Control, Lies About Leaving...
Chris Brown wants you to know that he is a passionate, positive, self-actualizing young man. In a series of in-studio interviews he arranged in advance of his upcoming single, he sold this nice-guy...
View ArticleRogue Umbrella, Sent From God Probably, Attacks CNN Reporter for Saying DOMA...
Well, they did say that sooner or later God (of The Great Flood fame) would come to punish the world for the sins of the gays (marriage in particular), but who knew He would be so damn boring about...
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Downton Abbey Star Blames 'Naivete' for Regrettable Nude Scene, Says She's...
It was a concern about being typecast that ultimately led Jessica Brown Findlay, AKA Downton Abbey's Lady Sybil Crawley, to exit in dramatic fashion from the popular series midway into the third...
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Celebrity Guru Hit With Sexual Assault Lawsuit, Rocking Yoga World
Sex scandals in the upper echelons of the yoga world are endlessly compelling: The highest aspirations of body and mind collide with the basest instincts in terrible ways. And the guru worship among...
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'There's a Special Place in Hell for You,' Sandberg Publicist Messages to...
Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg's new book, Lean In—a kind of workplace feminism manifesto—has inspired a range of reactions from critics. Some were positive; some less so. But none was as negative as the...
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Saying 'Vagina' During Biology Class Leads to Investigation of Idaho Science...
Parents in Dietrich, Idaho, aren't very happy with the way science teacher Tim McDaniel is teaching their children human anatomy. That is to say, they're unhappy that he is teaching them human anatomy...
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Ashley Judd Will Not Run for Senate; Kentucky Democrats Say It Would Have...
After months of half-assed speculation and heartless anticipation, Ashley Judd, America's Charlize Theron, has decided she is not going to run for a Senate seat to represent her home state of...
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Teenager Nearly Goes Blind After Eye-Eating Parasite Grows on Her Contact Lens
After experiencing a throbbing pain and noticing redness in her right eye, Ashley Hyde, an 18-year-old high school senior, went to several doctors. None of them could figure out the problem. "They did...
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Woman Receives Free Trip to Taiwan to Recover Camera She Lost 6 Years Ago in...
When Georgia resident Lindsay Scallan lost her digital camera during a 2007 vacation to Hawaii, she was understandably upset. "It was towards the end of the trip and my pictures were on there and it...
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Man Narrowly Escapes Death After Taunting 1500 Pound Bison
In case you needed yet another reason not to taunt animals 10 times larger than you, here you go: A man visiting Antelope Island State Park in Utah provoked a 1500 pound bison and the bison, being a...
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Peace Legend Aung San Suu Kyi, Still Silent on 'Neo-Nazi' Massacres, Is Burma...
Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, Nobel Peace Prize winner and icon of resistance against Burma's brutal military dictatorship, was a "V.I.P. guest" of her former captors at a military parade yesterday held in...
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Nelson Mandela Back In Hospital with Lung Infection
Nelson Mandela was readmitted to the hospital just before midnight local time due to a recurring lung infection. The former South African President spent over two weeks in the hospital this past...
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