Well, That's One Way to Steal a Smooch: Magician's Card Trick 'Requires' a...
YouTuber prankster Stuart Edge (nee Edgington) has made something of a name for himself producing videos that involve finding "clever" ways to "trick" Brigham Young University's female student body...
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Holding On to Sex Trash, Dying Alone at 35, and Other Questionable Advice
Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not...
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This Sci-Fi Boob-Shaped Bra-Dryer Is the Latest in Unsolicited Technology
Ladies, rejoice: Alexander Farennikov, a Los Angeles engineer and innovator of frivolous whimsies, has invented a bra dryer. "What is a bra dryer?" you ask. Well, it's basically a boob-shaped blow...
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'What Ali Wore': A Fashion Blog Dedicated to the Most Dapper Old Man on the...
Every morning at 9:05 AM sharp, a strikingly dapper octogenarian saunters by Zoe Spawton's coffee shop on his way to work in the Berlin borough of Neukölln. That man's name is Ali. He is an...
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Kristen Bell Gave Birth to a Baby Girl, Named Her After a President or...
Following a successful fan-driven fundraising campaign on the website Kickstarter, actress Kristen Bell's child finally consented to begin production on her life by being born Thursday. Bell's fiancé,...
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Prince William Is Quitting His Job, Which Means the Poor Royal Baby Will Have...
Poor Kate Middleton. A couple years ago, she married a guy she met in college and thought her life was really on track. She quit her job as an assistant buyer for Party Pieces ("What a great piece to...
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Man Charged With Attempting to Sell 42,000 Pounds of Stolen Muenster Cheese...
Just months after after a crooked Canadian cop was busted for cheese smuggling, an Illinois man was arrested for allegedly stealing 21 tons of Muenster from a Wisconsin cheese company. The man,...
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Bacon-Flavored Condoms Filled With “baconlube” Exist
While Bill Gates was offering a small fortune for a condom that "feels good," the bro-y entrepreneurs at J & D's were busy creating a condom that tastes like bacon. What's more, the condoms...
View ArticleRepublican Congressman Don Young to Local Radio Station: “We Used to Hire...
In an interview with local radio station KRBD, Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska) recalled his father's ranch and the old fashioned way things were done on it. Fair enough, right? Well, yes. Aside from the...
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Photo Shows North Korea's 'U.S. Mainland Strike Plan': L.A., D.C. and Austin,...
Following a joint South Korea-U.S. stealth bomber practice mission, North Korea announced that it's pointing its rockets at the U.S. and putting them on standby, and a state news photo seems to show...
View ArticleThat Video of a Naked 500-Pound Man Ambushing a Westboro Baptist Church...
A video that began circulating late yesterday claiming to show leading member of the Westboro Baptist Church David Phelps, supposedly the son of cult founder Fred Phelps, being ambushed by an obese,...
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Chick-fil-A Tries to Bury the Hate Hatchet by Giving Away Free Food to...
Chick-fil-A and its president/COO Dan Cathy have gone out of their way several times to make it clear that they stand in direct opposition to the wave of equality sweeping the nation, namely in...
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David Brooks Column, or College Kid Musing About Girls? It's Both!
David Brooks, a clumsy amateur sociologist who has improbably turned a talent for adjusting his glasses in a wise-looking manner into a gig as a nationally respected opinion columnist, is a busy man....
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Scientists Messing Around With Stuff So We Can Have Flowers in the Winter and...
As you experience the seasons, if you live in a place with such things, the greenery tends to adapt and change with the temperature and climate. Sometimes there are delightful little flowers, sometimes...
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Middle-School Teacher Who Was Being Poisoned by Her Students: 'A Lot of Them...
A middle-school teacher in Virginia says she had no clue she was being slowly poisoned with hand sanitizer that was being surreptitiously added to her tea by two of her students, but says she has been...
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Old People Want Fun Activities as They Wait to Die Now
Used, to be, when people got old, put em in a depressing nightmarish concrete block hospital warehouse. Pretty soon they'd die. Well, things—as things will do—are changing. These days, modern senior...
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Frank Gehry Designed New Facebook Headquarters to Look Like the Ground
When Facebook started to plan the Facebook West building, a 433,555-square-foot complex across the road from its current headquarters, the company was looking for anonymity. So they employed the...
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Florida Sheriff's Office Distributes Flyers with Phone Sex Line Number to...
A Sheriff's Office in Florida recently learned that a phone number it has been handing out to victims of domestic violence and sexual assault actually leads to a phone sex line. The number is printed...
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South Carolina Mother Slaps Wrong Child After Mistaking Him for Her Son
Authorities in Spartanburg, South Carolina, arrested 36-year-old Tyshekka Collier after she allegedly slapped a boy she mistakenly believed was her son. According to deputies, Collier's son was in the...
View ArticleHere's a Very Possibly Intoxicated Bronson 'Balki' Pinchot Being Amazingly...
Bronson Pinchot's resumé has been mostly made up of odd jobs since his fame dwindled just before the turn of the century. That's probably why it isn't particularly surprising to find out his...
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