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Look at How Easy It Is to Fool a Blogger

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Look at How Easy It Is to Fool a Blogger

The internet “news” industry, such as it is, asks writers, some of whom may be young and/or inexperienced, to quickly churn out blog posts in order to provide websites with a steady foundation of daily traffic. Unsurprisingly, it is pretty easy to game this system!

The dynamic is especially prevalent in the withering sub-section of journalism devoted to music, where news is usually provided by publicists via mass emails sent to hundreds of websites. This makes genuine scoops especially valuable, and also rewards websites for being the first ones to publish a morsel of news. You can only get so far by being the eighth site to blog the stream of a band’s new single.

It is within this context that we can perhaps understand why several of the web’s most well-read music news sites served their readers the debut of a new song by the band Beach House on the first episode of Flaming Lips singer Wayne Coyne’s podcast, despite exactly none of that being true.

“Beach House Share New Song ‘Helicopter Dream (I’m Awake)’” wrote Spin. “Beach House debut new song “Helicopter Dream (I’m Awake)’” droned both Consequence of Sound and Fact. “Hear Beach House Debut Unreleased Track ‘Helicopter Dream’ On ‘Wayne Coyne’’s New Podcast,” stated Stereogum, in a post that has since been deleted. If you clicked on any of these headlines and then proceeded to click play on the attendant podcast, you might immediately have begun to wonder if something was amiss.

The podcast opens with a man crowing, “Hello! Hello, my fearless freaks and freakettes! This is Wayne Coyne and here is my podcast.” Despite the announcement that this is Wayne Coyne and this is Wayne Coyne’s podcast, the man doing the speaking immediately and suspiciously sounds like someone doing a self-consciously bad impression of, I guess, Wayne Coyne. You do not have to be familiar with Wayne Coyne’s speaking voice to know this—a bit of common sense and attention to the audio in your ears would probably do the trick.

Soon, the alleged Wayne Coyne introduces his guests, purported to be Beach House’s Victoria Legrand and Alex Scally. As their conversation begins, it becomes clear that the three of them are sitting in a room together and recording themselves in a very crude fashion, perhaps merely via a laptop’s microphone. This would be another clue to you, the discerning listener, that things are not as they seem.

If you skip to the 22-minute mark, as instructed by Consequence of Sound and Fact, you will begin to hear our fearless leader, the singer Wayne Coyne, introduce Beach House’s new song, “Helicopter Dream (I’m Awake).” “Ugh, it gets me so hard, guys!” says the person who we are led to believe is Wayne Coyne, which is something that Wayne Coyne would definitely say to Beach House as they get ready to perform a new song on his podcast.

But wait! “One final question,” our Coyne says. “There’s a song on your new album called 10:37, but it’s only three minutes and 49 seconds long. What’s up with that?” The person who is now obviously playing the role of Beach House’s Scally explains that when he first pours a cup of his morning coffee and Dr. Pepper—“PDPP” he calls it—it’s usually 10:37 in the morning. The three try and stifle their giggles, as if they can barely believe they’re attempting to get away with this prank.

With that pressing question answered once and for all, Beach House get ready to debut their new song, but not without first shouting out “Jimmy and P down by the docks.” And what a song it is. I sincerely urge you to skip about 24:10 into the podcast and listen to it. It sounds exactly like the sort of openly dumb Beach House parody you might write if you were planning on playing a hoax on the music press with a fake podcast that you say is hosted by Wayne Coyne. If the chorus of this fake Beach House song went “This sooooong / is faaaaaake” it would somehow sound less obviously fake than the song we actually hear.

So, how did four websites get duped by just about the most easily detectable prank imaginable? Laziness, basically. Here is the email about the podcast sent to a bunch of music sites, forwarded to me by someone who works at one:

From: Sean Price <[redacted]>
Subject: Wayne Coyne Podcast
To: [redacted]

Hello! I’m not sure if anyone has brought this your attention yet but apparently Wayne Coyne just recorded a podcast called “The Fearless Freakcast” where he interviews Beach House?

http://fearlessfreakcast.podbean.com/e/episode-1-be...

I’m not sure why it was released secretly but it’s pretty interesting!

This is basically all it took. In his post, Stereogum’s James Rettig—who wrote that a “Wayne Coyne imposter has a podcast now” but still somehow presented the Beach House song as real—even thanked “reader Sean Price for the tip!”

It would maybe somehow be encouraging if none of the writers who blogged the post actually bothered to listen to the podcast and/or song., but they all appeared to have checked it out without any of their bullshit detectors going off. Spin’s Harley Brown called the song a “fuzzy space-age odyssey” while Consequence of Sound’s Michelle Geslani described it as a “reverb-soaked number.” If you write enough blog posts you will probably fall for a prank eventually—hello, there—but this one is as egregious as it is funny.

In any event, the legitimacy of the podcast could have been uncovered by emailing the representatives for either Coyne or Beach House. When I asked Beach House’s publicist Frank Nieto if it was Beach House on the podcast, he responded three minutes later:

Nope, not at all. Funny though.

Indeed. I emailed “Sean Price” to ask him if he was surprised at how easy it was to pull off this hoax, but he has not yet responded. I can’t wait to hear who is on episode two.

[image by Jim Cooke]


Contact the author at jordan@gawker.com.


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NASA Scientists Concerned About Infecting Mars' Pristine Water With Microbes From Our Filthy Planet

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NASA Scientists Concerned About Infecting Mars' Pristine Water With Microbes From Our Filthy Planet

We’re pretty close to destroying the Earth, but good news! We might soon have the chance to transform another planet into “an immense pile of filth” — NASA announced today that it has discovered evidence of liquid water, the kind that could potentially support human life, on Mars.

Actually, they’re not one hundred percent sure it’s actually water just yet. All they have right now are some photos captured by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter that suggest there’s something there that looks and acts like water — streaks that “appear to flow down steep slopes during warm seasons, and then fade in cooler seasons.”

Great! So, we’ll just send the rovers over to confirm, right? Ha! Funny thing about that, Rich Zurek, chief scientist for NASA Mars program, says: actually, we can’t, for reasons including but not limited to the fact that scientists are afraid Curiosity and Opportunity maaaaybe carrying microbes from our dirty, disgusting planet.

As Zurek put it in a Reddit AMA earlier today, “These regions are considered special regions where we have to take extra precautions to prevent contamination by earth life. Our current rovers have not been sterilized to the degree needed to go to an area where liquid water may be present.”

But don’t worry — NASA’s got samples of any microbes they may have already contaminated Mars with “so we can compare with any future discoveries,” Zurek said.

At least they know those microbes they’ve got samples of won’t do damage! Right? ...Right?

Actually, deputy project scientist Leslie Tamppari says “We don’t know what Earth life could do to any potential life on other worlds. That’s why we try to clean our spacecraft very carefully.”

Listen Leslie, I don’t want to be the one to tell you this, so I’ll let Master Yoda do it:

After Years of Unrequited Burns-Love, Smithers Will Come Out This Season on The Simpsons

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After Years of Unrequited Burns-Love, Smithers Will Come Out This Season on The Simpsons

The Simpsons, a show that has been on the air basically since the beginning of time, is nearing the end of its inexorable march toward death.

Executive producer Al Jean told The Hollywood Reporter that the show, now in its 27th season, likely only has three more seasons in it, max.

“It’s quite possible that we don’t have to go through the whole negotiation for 30. I wouldn’t be stunned if we stopped at 28, but my bet is on at least 30. But then you’d have to resign them again. If you made me pick one, I’d say the likeliest is ending after 30, but I’ve been wrong before. I thought five seasons was good when I got there.”

With the end drawing nigh, it’s time to tie up loose ends! Chief among them, resolving Waylon Smithers long-running unrequited love for his boss, Mr. Burns, and finally having the character come out, after years of playing his sexuality for gags.

See exhibits a, b, c:

Jean confirmed to TVLine that Smithers will finally and officially come out this season. “In Springfield now, most people know he’s gay, but obviously Burns doesn’t,” he said.

Burns-Smithers shippers will likely be disappointed, though. The way Jean puts it, it doesn’t sound love will — at last! — blossom between the two.

“We deal with that in two episodes,” Jean said. “We actually do a lot with Smithers this year; he gets fed up with Burns not appreciating him and considers his options.”

Love’s not totally dead though, it’s just still trapped in a sexless marriage, like Homer and Marge, who, Jean also confirmed, are not getting divorced.

The Gospel According to Justin Bieber

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The Gospel According to Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber sat down for a interview with Complex recently, and shit got pretty heavy, man. One gets the distinct sense this dude has been pondering some deep. questions.

And I’m happy to report: he’s found some answers too! In the Lord, mostly.

On love:

Love is a choice. Love is not a feeling. People have made it seem in movies that it’s this fairy tale. That’s not what love is. You’re not gonna want to love your girl sometimes but you’re gonna choose to love her. That’s something in life that I had to figure out.

On science:

Science makes a lot of sense. Then I start thinking—wait, the “big bang.” For a “big bang” to create all this is more wild to think about than thinking about there being a God. Imagine putting a bunch of gold into a box, shaking up the box, and out comes a Rolex. It’s so preposterous once people start saying it.

On Jesus:

I just wanna honestly live like Jesus. Not be Jesus—I could never—I don’t want that to come across weird. [Ed: ] He created a pretty awesome template of how to love people and how to be gracious and kind. If you believe it, he died for our sins. Sometimes when I don’t feel like doing something, but I know it’s right, I remember, I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t feel like going to the cross and dying so that we don’t have to feel what we should have to feel.

On God:

It’s like a girlfriend. If I have an awesome, bomb girlfriend, I’m gonna wanna show her off and go around and tell people my girl is the shit. I’m not gonna cheat on her because she’s the best. It’s like with God: The whole thing with religion is you present yourself holy and bring your offerings so that God can bless you, when the whole point of the relationship [should be], “No, I’m gonna do this because he loves me.”

Christians, and himself:

Christians leave such a bad taste in people’s mouths, even myself. I was like, I’m not gonna go to church. I had these church friends and I was like, you guys are cool, I like you guys, but I’m not going to church... It doesn’t make you a Christian just by going to church.

On Taco Bell:

If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.

Could he be any more straightforward?

Read the full interview, with its many, many other choice quotes at Complex.

Image via AP.

MTV Star Erik Roner Dies After Hitting Tree While Skydiving at Celebrity Golf Tournament

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MTV Star Erik Roner Dies After Hitting Tree While Skydiving at Celebrity Golf Tournament

Erik Roner, a member of Travis Pastrana’s “action sport collective” featured on the MTV show Nitro Circus, was killed on Monday in a freak skydiving accident. He was 39.

Roner was part of a three-man parachute jump team performing at the 4th Annual Squaw Valley Institute Celebrity Golf Classic in Squaw Valley, California.

At the time of the accident he “was off the drop zone target on descent and hit a large tree,” Nitro Circus said in a statement. Roner, who the Associated Press reports was pronounced dead at the scene, is survived by his wife and two children.

Placer County Sheriff’s Capt. Dennis Walsh told the Associated Press an investigation into his death has been opened, and the Federal Aviation Administration has been notified of the incident.

“Erik was an amazing person who made everyone and everything around him better,” Pastrana said in a statement released by Nitro Circus. “His smile, laughter and personality will be missed by everyone at Nitro Circus. Most importantly he has a beautiful wife and amazing kids that will miss him dearly. He is gone… But will never be forgotten.”

Image via AP.

Watch the Opening Monologue of Trevor Noah's Instantly Recognizable The Daily Show

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Tonight was the debut episode of The Daily Show With Trevor Noah, the South African comedian plucked from relative obscurity to replace Jon Stewart. If you liked that Daily Show, this one has some very good news for you: it’s basically the same!

Most of Stewart’s writing staff stayed along to, at the very least, bridge the gap between two distant television personalities, and the inaugural episode of the show’s new era reflected that. Noah opened with some pope jokes that sounded like Jon Stewart bits delivered by an extremely handsome man with an accent.

There were of course references to the oddity of the situation—how this man of all people ended up hosting this show of all shows. The novelty those jokes subsist on will wear off soon, but in the meantime they were cute and endearing.

It could have been a lot worse.

http://gawker.com/trevor-noah-of...


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Escaped Monkey Fucks With Florida Police

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Escaped Monkey Fucks With Florida Police

Zeek the monkey does not give a fuck. He’ll chew your mail up, sitting right on top of your mailbox.

Escaped Monkey Fucks With Florida Police

What are you going to do? Call the police? Go ahead. Call ‘em. When they come, he’ll just jump on top of their patrol car like it’s no big deal. He’ll rip the molding out, and gnaw on that a bit too.

Then he’ll take a twirl a pole and strut off like the populist hero he is.

(And then his owner will come pick him up and take him back home.)


"I Knew About the Water On Mars Months Ago," Says Ridley Scott, Yawning

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"I Knew About the Water On Mars Months Ago," Says Ridley Scott, Yawning

Ridley Scott’s new movie about Mars won’t feature the planet’s running water, as announced Monday by NASA, but it’s not because he didn’t know it was there. Because he did, months before you, actually, so thank you for asking.

http://gizmodo.com/nasa-says-ther...

It’s unclear how the New York Times discovered Scott had an inside track at NASA—maybe the reporter asked him, “Did you know about the water on Mars ahead of time,” or maybe Scott, I don’t know, humbly volunteered the information. But either way, Ridley Scott definitely knew before you did, in case you were wondering.

NASA surprised the world on Monday with its announcement that it had found water on Mars. This wasn’t news, though, to the director Ridley Scott, whose latest film, “The Martian,” opens on Friday, and revolves around the struggles of a stranded astronaut and botanist, played by Matt Damon, to survive on the red planet by himself for more than a year.

Mr. Scott said in an interview with The Times on Monday that the head of NASA had shown him the photos of the water about two months ago, and that had the news come out before production of “The Martian” began, it probably would have affected key plot points in the film.

In fact, he tells Yahoo News, he kind of helped find the water: “When I first talked to NASA, we got into all kinds of stuff and I said, ‘So I know you’ve got down there [these] massive glaciers.’ And he said, ‘Yeah, that the massive white thing [on the surface of Mars] that gets covered with dust, we think that’s ice,’And I said, ‘Wow! Does that mean there was an ocean?’ Are we right now what Mars was 750 million years ago?’ And they went, ‘Uh, good question.’ So they want to go up there and find out.”

See—even though Ridley Scott’s Mars movie is technically inaccurate, it’s not because he didn’t know in advance about the water. Because he did. He knew the whole time. So crazy, right?


Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.

Chris Brown Desperately Tries to Guess Password to Gain Access to Australia

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Chris Brown Desperately Tries to Guess Password to Gain Access to Australia

Chris Brown has been denied entry to Australia because his 2009 assault on Rihanna, for which he was sentenced to five years of probation and six months of community service, doesn’t square with the country’s feelings about domestic violence. Faced with canceling a lucrative tour, Brown is now on Twitter trying to guess the password to get into Australia. Is it: “I would be more than grateful to come to Australia to raise awareness about domestic violence?”

If I am interpreting this correctly, convicted domestic abuser Chris Brown’s argument is: If Australia doesn’t let convicted domestic abuser Chris Brown in, how can they raise awareness about violence against women?

There may be other ways. Like, perhaps, denying a visa to a celebrity with a high-profile conviction for beating his internationally beloved pop star partner. That’s just one idea, though.

But, as Chris Brown has been saying for years, he’s a changed man. He’s been through a year of court-ordered domestic violence counseling and has seen the error of his ways.

“I think it is just proving myself once again and me being a man. Knowing what I did was wrong and never doing it again,” he said in 2013.

Chris Brown recently proved himself and was a man circa June 2015, when he followed his ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran from a club to a restaurant after she kicked him out of her SUV, then showed up on her doorstep at 3:30 a.m. He left after police were called.

And this is how he was talking about Karrueche after they broke up in December 14, more than five years after he battered Rihanna:

As Australian ministers consider Chris Brown’s appeal of his visa rejection over the next 28 days, we can only hope they’ll be fair to him and take into account the way his attitudes toward women have evolved since his conviction.

http://gawker.com/5884400/no-we-...

Breezy was previously allowed to perform Australia in 2012, but he’s been barred from entering Canada and Britain.

Tickets to his theoretical Australian tour are on sale now. Keep trying to crack that secret password, Chris.

[Photo: AP Images]

Come Hell or High Water Katy Perry Is Going to Buy This Goddamn Convent

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Come Hell or High Water Katy Perry Is Going to Buy This Goddamn Convent

Famous person Katy Perry once recorded a song called “Faith Won’t Fail,” a cursory google search for “Katy Perry+sin” tells me, which is ironic, I guess, because she’s currently embroiled in an escalating legal battle with a group of nuns who think she’s immoral.

http://gawker.com/elderly-nuns-t...

To make a long lawsuit short, Perry’s trying to force the nuns to sell her their Los Angeles convent, located on a prime 8-acre parcel with “expansive views of downtown Los Angeles and the San Gabriel Mountains.”

The Archdiocese is already on board with Perry’s all-cash $14.5 million offer, but it seems the nuns won’t go gently into that good escrow—they say the sale is unfair, plus they don’t like Perry for “what should be obvious reasons.”

In the meantime, they’ve arranged an alternate sale to Dana Hollister, a developer offering no cash up front but slightly more money over time. Hollister and the nuns say the Archdiocese is taking advantage of their confused, morphine-addled minds, and now Hollister is facing the same accusations.

http://gawker.com/sacred-vows-li...

Via the New York Times:

In documents filed Thursday with the Los Angeles County Superior Court, Ms. Perry said Dana Hollister, a developer who is also trying to buy the convent, “took advantage of vulnerable, elderly nuns, who she malevolently convinced to oppose the Roman Catholic Church” by rejecting Ms. Perry’s $14.5 million offer for the convent.

Essentially, a judge will have to decide who—if anyone—is taking advantage of the sweet old god ladies. Personally, I like to think they’re orchestrating the whole thing as some sort of geriatric Usual Suspects sequel and the last we’ll see of them is a discarded walker in the court parking lot as they escape with the cash from the sale. Who’s to say, really? A judge, I guess, but miracles happen.


Image via AP. Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.

Boehner Considering Not Completely Fucking the Country Over Before He Vacates Office

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Boehner Considering Not Completely Fucking the Country Over Before He Vacates Office

While Boehner is almost sure to stave off a government shutdown before the September 30 deadline, the looming debt ceiling—which we’re estimated to reach sometime in mid-December—presents a much larger problem. But earlier this morning, Boehner told reporters that he’s not ruling out a vote to raise the country’s borrowing limit. And considering Boehner’s replacement will likely be far more compliant to the party’s whims, this could be the best chance we’ve got.

http://gawker.com/dont-cry-for-j...

Because far-right wing republicans are only willing to fund the government through December if it also means defunding Planned Parenthood (essentially making it an inevitability that both bills fail), the caucus threatened to oust Boehner if he didn’t play along party lines. But now that Boehner has given himself the boot, he’s free to follow his own interests—which in this case, means avoiding sending the government into a financial crisis, at least for now.

This also means that the real problem would come a few months from now, when we finally reach a debt ceiling that, theoretically, should have been raised months ago. The reason it was not raised is because congress is the congealed, matted ball of hair and filth in productivity’s shower pipes. But now, Boehner has given at least a semblance of hope that he might actually clear the way before things get dire:

We’ll have to see. There’s a number of issues we’re gonna have to try to deal with over the coming month, but I’m not going to change my decision making process in any way... It’s just a matter of, if there is a way to get some things done so I don’t burden my successor, I’m gonna get it done.

Raising the debt-ceiling should be a no-brainer—otherwise, the country risks defaulting on its debts. And as Treasury runs out of cash, it would have to start prioritizing what it does and doesn’t pay out, meaning benefits like Social Security would likely be the first go.

But because making inane promises to not raise the debt ceiling has been a longtime favorite (if wholly meaningless) line of promise on the conservative campaign trail, GOP members of congress often try to stave off the inevitable as much as possible. Which can ultimately lead to a government shutdown like the one we experienced two years ago.

Since Boehner currently has nothing to lose by keeping the government running as it should, he’s our best hope for avoiding another pointless political standoff. Especially since his most likely successor is Kevin McCarthy, who is already promising to stand for the “conservative cause” in ways that Boehner was—and if we’re lucky, still is—not.

[h/t The Hill]


Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com. Image via AP.

Today's Best Deals: Networking Gear, Halloween Costumes, Joe's Jeans, and More

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Today only, Amazon’s offering a tidy little collection of networking products and hard drives for all time low prices as part of a Gold Box deal.

There aren’t as many items available as we’ve seen from similar deals in the past, but there’s definitely some good stuff in here. The star of the show is probably a QNAP TS-431+ 4-bay NAS for $273, which is nearly $100 off its previous all-time low, but you’ll also find hard drives, switches, modems, and a tri-band AC3200 wireless router.

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Little Giant Ladders are some of the most popular on the market, and their 22’ multi-use model is down to just $190 today on Groupon. That’s still a sizable chunk of change, but Amazon’s selling the same model for $310, with great reviews. [Little Giant LT-22 Multi-Use Ladder, $190 with code FALL3]


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If you happen to not own a drill, this basic cordless model from Black & Decker is only $17 right now on eBay. That’s about $12 less than Amazon, where it has a 4.1 star review average. [Black & Decker LDX172C 7.2-Volt Lithium-Ion Drill/Driver, $17]

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Anker’s ubiquitous Astro series of USB battery packs are some of the most popular items we’ve ever posted, but today we have some of the best deals we’ve seen on their brand new PowerCore line.

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PowerCore chargers feature high quality Panasonic battery cells that can output a ton of power (3 amps on the smallest model, 4.8 on the larger ones) to charge phones and tablets at full speed, even simultaneously. And if you own a new USB-C powered MacBook, these are some of the only battery packs that can charge it at a reasonable speed. I’m also a big fan of their new matte finish, which resists fingerprints and should be a little less slippery than the ubiquitous Astro series.

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The problem: You’ve filled your closet with all the great apparel deals we post.

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Amazon’s #1 selling cat scratching post has a 4.7 star review average from nearly 4,000 customers, and is down to just $35 today, or within $5 of its all-time low. It still won’t make your cat love you. [SmartCat Ultimate Scratching Post, $35]

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We love vacuum-insulated water bottles, but most of them only hold about 16-20 ounces. If that just doesn’t cut it for you, this giant Thermos can keep a whopping 40 ounces of liquid cold (or hot!) for up to 24 hours. [Thermos Stainless Steel King 40 Ounce Beverage Bottle, $25]

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The Collected Wisdom of the French Actress Marion Cotillard 

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The Collected Wisdom of the French Actress Marion Cotillard 

Oscar-winning actress Marion Cotillard, who will grace the silver screen as Lady Macbeth in the forthcoming adaptation of Macbeth, recently sat for an interview with Porter, during which she offered her thoughts about feminism.

“I mean I don’t qualify myself as a feminist,” she said. “Filmmaking is not about gender. You cannot ask a president in a festival like Cannes to have, like, five movies directed by women and five by men. For me it doesn’t create equality, it creates separation.”

Hmm. What are some other thoughts has Marion Cotillard had?

Marion Cotillard on Dreams

The Collected Wisdom of the French Actress Marion Cotillard 

“If I wake up during a dream I can usually go back to sleep and finish the story.”

- Telegraph interview, 2010

Marion Cotillard on Growing Up

The Collected Wisdom of the French Actress Marion Cotillard 

“As a teenager, I didn’t want to be me; I wanted to be many different people. Maybe I realized that they all lived inside me and that if I managed to connect with them, they would become aspects of me.”

- Vogue interview, 2010

Marion Cotillard on Vacation Videos

The Collected Wisdom of the French Actress Marion Cotillard 

“When you see yourself on video, you and your friends spending time on vacation, and they take a video, and then you see it, it’s really disturbing.”

- AskMen.com interview, 2011

Marion Cotillard on the 9/11 World Trade Center Attacks

The Collected Wisdom of the French Actress Marion Cotillard 

“I think we’re lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed.”

- French late-night TV interview, 2007

Marion Cotillard on the American Space Program

The Collected Wisdom of the French Actress Marion Cotillard 

“Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don’t believe all they tell me, that’s for sure.”

- French late-night TV interview, 2007

Marion Cotillard on Expressing Herself

The Collected Wisdom of the French Actress Marion Cotillard 

“I am not very good at expressing myself in a simple way so it can create misunderstandings and I hate that.”

- Telegraph interview, 2009


Lead image by Jim Cooke, all photos via Getty. Contact the author at allie@gawker.com.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

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Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

It’s nice to have a job in an economy where not everyone does, and in a field—journalism—where the economic prospects are uncertain. Many publishers are looking with concern at a world where Facebook and Apple are using their power to steer readers to proprietary platforms, as innovations in ad blocking threaten the whole existing business model, which was already sort of provisional. Then again, Re/Code reported this morning that Axel Springer, the publisher of Bild and Die Welt, is going to buy the website Business Insider in a deal that “values Business Insider at $442 million.”

Business Insider has already been added to Wikipedia’s list of Axel Springer’s holdings, right below “the German edition of the magazine Rolling Stone.”

I had been working at home on my computer, and then I decided to go to the office.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

The elevators in our apartment building run these video screens of news and ads. The video feed is called “Captivate.” You get headlines and weather and a map of flight delays, interspersed with advertisements. It’s impossible not to stare at the screen.

The new office we’ve moved into has Captivate screens too, but I mostly take the stairs.

I forgot some stuff in the apartment and turned around and rode the elevator back up to get it.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

Then I went back out again.

There are lots of crazy valuations out there in the online media world. Some of them have explanations behind them: BuzzFeed at $1.5 billion, say. BuzzFeed is a metastatic content-as-marketing-as-content laboratory, a new sort of thing that superficially resembles certain parts of certain parts of certain prior things but obeys its own post-conceptual logic. No one knows how far BuzzFeed may go.

Here is a Business Insider post aggregating Re/Code’s coverage of BuzzFeed’s valuation: “Report: NBC is investing $250 million in BuzzFeed.”

A year before, BuzzFeed was valued at $850 million.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

There was some dog shit on the sidewalk. Someone had tried to pick it up but it was still dog shit.

Business Insider is a site that does some aggregation and some blogging. We mostly notice it when its boss, the disgraced stock analyst Henry Blodget, puts up one of his trademark stream-of-consciousness blog posts, in his trademark mooncalf-savant voice, goggling at a newspaper or calling for a service employee to be fired or photo-documenting the experience of flying on an airplane in an exhaustive and badly shot cameraphone slideshow.

Or wondering why people hate the Jews so much.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

The New York MTA has installed these signs in some stations to tell you how soon the next train is due. It’s information, although it doesn’t always feel like the empowering sort of information, as when the trains are running late and bunched up, as they were for me.

In fact, that first 1 train was so late, it blew its horn and rolled through the station without stopping. Maybe it had previously warned the passengers on board who’d planned to get off at 66th Street that they’d have to get off and take another train. Maybe it just kicked them off somewhere further downtown and told them to circle back on an uptown train.

I had to wait for the next 1 train.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

When Re/Code first reported that the Axel Springer purchase was in the works, it said the deal valued Business Insider at $560 million. Today, with the deal officially happening, the underlying valuation has been revised down to $442 million. A difference of $118,000,000 is noise in the signal.

After various other considerations, allowing for existing minority ownership to continue, Re/Code reports that Axel Springer will end up paying $343 million.

A ride on the New York City subway costs $2.75 with a multiple-use MetroCard. A little more than six months ago, it cost $2.50. A little more than two years before that, it cost $2.25. You have to pay whatever the fare is, if you want to get anywhere.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

I changed trains at Times Square, to the BMT Broadway Line. I think it was an N train but I wasn’t paying attention; it might have been an R. The train interior didn’t look like the 1 train interior, overall, but the floor looked like the 1 train floor.

Here are 343 dollar signs in a row:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Back when the subway fare was $2.25, it was hard to get internet service on a cell phone on the train. Now there are pretty strong signals in most stations along my commute, unless I catch a Q train and go all the way to Union Square.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

I read this tweet about the growth of the Beijing subway system while the train was stopped. I would have read more but the People’s Daily didn’t include a link to its fuller content, just a tweet with an image. And then the train went into the dead zone of a tunnel so there was no point in trying to hunt for it on the browser.

Business Insider does not have any noticeable role in the platform industry. It just puts content up on the internet.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

Someone had scattered pages of a free commuter newspaper on the subway steps and the sidewalk by the Flatiron Building. People used to read lots of newspapers on the subway, newspapers they’d paid to buy.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

There was a gumball machine out on the sidewalk in front of an Origins store. I don’t know exactly what Origins sells, but I think of it as one of those stores where people lurk outside offering free samples as if they’re free samples of food, but the samples are really soap or something. I’m not sure at all, by extension, that the round things this machine would dispense for a quarter would be gumballs and not balls of soap or some cosmetic product.

The home page of Business Insider today is full of headlines that use the “curiosity gap” technique, which I thought had fallen out of favor:

CARL ICAHN WARNS: It would be disastrous

The man who delivered one of the great economic speeches in history just made a bold move to bolster India’s economy

This health-conscious fast food chain is challenging McDonald’s to be healthier

Your Mac is going to change this week

NASA’s “major” Mars water news is a distraction from something much more exciting

What? Who? Which? What?

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

When the sidewalk is under construction, construction crews sometimes just put up some barriers and turn part of the street into a substitute sidewalk.

One of the headlines at Business Insider’s home page is very specific:

German publishing powerhouse Axel Springer buys Business Insider at a whopping $442 million valuation.

“Disclosure: Axel Springer is an investor in Business Insider,” the story says in italics, at the bottom.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

The lobby of our new office building is under construction. Before, you had to touch an RFID tag to a little reader on a desk on the left as you came in. Then they finished work on the right-hand side of the lobby and moved the desk over there. Now it looks like they’re putting in gates so people will swipe through in the middle.

Soon, though, we’re supposed to have a separate side entrance to the building. Things change before you can really even start to take them for granted.

Here's What My Commute Looked Like the Day Business Insider Was Bought for $343,000,000

By the time I got to my desk, my phone battery was pretty close to spent. Everything else about the phone is fine as far as I’m concerned, but the new ones are supposed to have better battery life.


Contact the author at scocca@gawker.com.


The 5 Scariest Cults in Modern History

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The 5 Scariest Cults in Modern History

Some terrifying cults are so well-known they can be described with a single word: Manson, Waco, Jeffs, Jonestown. Others may not be as iconic—at least in America—but still provide plenty of nightmare material.

Here are five examples, all of which made made screaming headlines during their flashes of notoriety, but have seldom been heard from since.

1. Matamoros human sacrifice cult

In March 1989, a University of Texas student named Mark Kilroy went missing while on spring break. He’d been staying on South Padre Island, but on the night in question, he’d ventured across the border to Mexico to check out the bar scene, where he vanished without a trace.

Four weeks later, his grisly fate was revealed. As People reported at the time, his brain was found first.

It turned up in a black cauldron, and it had been boiled in blood over an open fire along with a turtle shell, a horseshoe, a spinal column and other human bones.

His ritual death and dismemberment had been carried out in service to religion—a bizarre, drug-demented occult religion practiced by an American marijuana smuggler operating out of Mexico. Authorities were led to a grave containing Kilroy’s body, or at least what remained of it, and after that the uncovering of mutilated corpses went on and on.

The first day of digging brought up a dozen bodies, all of them buried on the grounds of Rancho Santa Elena ... the victims had been slashed, beaten, shot, hanged or boiled alive, the only commonality to their deaths the ritual mutilations that followed.

The drug smugglers believed that human sacrifice would somehow magically protect them from being caught by the police, and even make them bulletproof. They were mistaken. Their downfall came when a man tied to the cult was nabbed for running a roadblock—an offense that worsened when he was found to have weed on him. In search of a bigger bust, and looking for clues in the Kilroy case, cops ventured to the farm belonging to the man’s family, the infamous Rancho Santa Elena mentioned above.

There, they found more drugs. But they also found the brutally disfigured bodies, including the “Anglo spring breaker” who’d been unlucky enough to encounter the group when they were targeting their next victim. (This case spawned a fearful rumor that tapped into the Satanic Panic of the 1980s, that cultists were planning to kidnap children for their rituals.)

The man who’d convinced his followers to join in his madness—the bodies found at Rancho Santa Elena were just some of the casualties—was “El Padrino,” the Godfather (his real identity: he was 26-year-old Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo), with help from 24-year-old Sara Aldrete, a.k.a. “the Witch.” Rolling Stone’s in-depth investigation of the case (excellent reading if you’re not faint of heart, as is this Texas Monthly take on the story) quotes an anthropologist as calling Constanzo “the Pied Piper of death.” Costanzo had grown up in the Santería religion, but his beliefs had morphed into something far darker, of his own design, as he gained more power.

Costanzo eluded capture until 1989, when he ordered an underling to shoot him and his longtime companion, Martin Quintana Rodriguez, rather than be taken alive by police. Aldrete (a well-liked college student just across the border in Texas who denied knowing anything about any murders) and other members of the cult were arrested and charged with a multitude of crimes, including homicide. The “killing shack” where Kilroy and others were victimized was burned by law enforcement after being purged of its black magic spirits in a special ceremony.

The 5 Scariest Cults in Modern History

2. Order of the Solar Temple

Formed in 1984 by Joseph Di Mambro and Luc Jouret, with followers in various countries including Switzerland, France, and Canada, the group that would come to be known as the Order of the Solar Temple drew inspiration from a variety of sources, including the Rosicrucians and the Knights Templar. Over time, the group’s beliefs shifted away from New Age spiritualism and became increasingly doomsday-focused and paranoid.

Jouret, a doctor, was the face of the organization, delivering the lectures that—despite warning of the looming environmental apocalypse—were magnetic enough to attract new followers. Di Mambro managed the group’s finances, which grew impressively as the membership, comprised mostly of middle and upper-class people, grew to an estimated 400.

The Solar Temple, which bounced between headquarters in Switzerland and Canada, saw its fortunes decline in the 1990s; there were high-profile defections, gun charges, and allegations of sexual misconduct. In 1994, the group made good on its belief that members would need to ascend to a different spiritual plane in order to survive the environmental apocalypse and be reborn on a planet orbiting the Sirius, the Dog Star. Their method of transformation? Fire.

At the end of September 1994, the group killed a member who’d spoken against them, Tony Dutoit, as well as his wife and infant son. Days later, on October 4 and 5, two Solar Temple buildings in Switzerland went up in flames. As Biography.com recounts:

The next morning investigators were baffled by much of what they discovered at the sites—48 people dead. Some may have committed suicide while others were most likely killed. Some had been injected with tranquilizers or had plastic bags over their heads while others were shot. Di Mambro, his wife and children, and Jouret were among those killed.

And the tragedy didn’t end there; in December 1995, a chalet in the Swiss Alps was found burned with 16 bodies inside, most of which had been killed prior to the fire. In 1997, five more members perished in a Quebec house. Counting the Dutoit family, and the subsequent suicide of the Solar Temple duo who’d killed them, the mysterious cult’s death toll stands at 74.

The 5 Scariest Cults in Modern History

3. Heaven’s Gate

Also in 1997, the unusually bright Hale-Bopp Comet blazed a spectacular sight in the night sky. While its appearance thrilled astronomers, it also brought a most unexpected tragedy—another mass suicide tied to cosmic beliefs. This time, it was a cult called Heaven’s Gate that had taken up residence in a Rancho Santa Fe, California mansion.

Thirty-nine people died, including leader and prophet Marshall Applewhite; the group, which supported itself via a successful computing business, had come to believe that Hale-Bopp would bring with it a UFO that would rescue them ahead of the imminent end times. (The crude website the group used to share its philosophy with the outside world, incredibly, still exists.)

Unfortunately, heading to space came with a mighty price, and ghoulish photos of dead cult members, ritualistically draped in dark purple shrouds and clad in Nikes, soon flooded the news.

As Salon recalls:

In three waves, members ingested a poisonous mixture of barbiturates and alcohol, and as their breath slowed and bodies shut down, they asphyxiated under plastic bags that they had tied over their heads. Members followed guidelines they had researched several years earlier, and laid down their earthly lives in what can only be called ritual precision and attention to detail ... Members of each wave had cleaned and tidied after their compatriots had died, removing the plastic bags and draping [shrouds] over their deceased companions.

The 5 Scariest Cults in Modern History

4. Aum Shinrikyo

This apocalyptic Japanese cult carried out a horrifying sarin nerve gas attack on the Tokyo subway system in 1995. Twelve people died, thousands were injured, and Japan’s cherished sense of safety was deeply rattled. The makeup of the group’s followers, and their extreme beliefs (taught by founder Shoko Asahara), echoed those held by the Order of the Solar Temple, Heaven’s Gate, and similar doomsday cults:

Asahara preached that the end of the world was near and that Aum followers would be the only people to survive the apocalypse, which he predicted would occur in 1996 or between 1999 and 2003. Aum accumulated great wealth from operating electronic businesses and restaurants ... [he] recruited young, smart university students and graduates, often from elite families, who sought a more meaningful existence.

After a mind-boggling eight years on trial, Asahara was sentenced to death by hanging; he is still on death row. Throughout the process, he “refused to answer questions and has never made more than confusing comments,” the New York Times wrote, though it’s believed the group was motivated by wanting to thwart authorities from shutting down the group, in addition to jump-starting the apocalypse. At the time of the attack, the group had tens of thousands of followers in Japan and Russia.

Twenty years on, Japan is still grappling with the aftereffects of the terrorist attack (in 2001, acclaimed novelist Haruki Murakami wrote a moving nonfiction account of the tragedy, Underground: The Tokyo Gas Attack and the Japanese Psyche). But incredibly, Aum still has a presence in the country, albeit in a different form. Earlier this year, the Huffington Post noted:

Despite the attack, Aum was never banned in Japan. While it was outlawed in Russia and designated a terrorist organization by several countries, Japan opted instead to keep the group under strict surveillance ... the group did lose its religious status and was forced into bankruptcy by compensations payments to the victims of the attack. But it lives on in two new offshoots, Aleph and Hikari no Wa, which have an estimated 1,500 followers. They claim to have disavowed Asahara, but many Japanese remain deeply suspicious of their activities.

The 5 Scariest Cults in Modern History

5. Russian Doomsday Cult

Russian Doomsday Cult Coaxed Out of Cave” has to be one of the most chilling headlines ever written. It topped a USA Today story reporting the events of November 2007, in which officials in a frozen wooded area near the Volga River were desperately trying to lure dozens of people from the underground lair they’d moved into to prepare for the apocalypse, which they believed would come in spring 2008. Complicating matters: the group’s stated intention to blow itself up if necessary.

Interestingly, the group’s leader had not joined his followers (most of whom were women, but included children as young as 18 months) in the cave, citing the need to “meet others who had not yet arrived”:

Self-declared prophet Pyotr Kuznetsov, who established his True Russian Orthodox Church after he split with the official church, blessed his followers before sending them into the cave earlier this month, but he did not join them himself.

He was undergoing psychiatric evaluation Friday, a day after he was charged with setting up a religious organization associated with violence ... Kuznetsov said his group believed that, in the afterlife, they would be judging whether others deserved heaven or hell ... Followers of his group were not allowed to watch television, listen to the radio or handle money, media reports said.

Despite the past-tense phrasing of that USA Today hed, the True Russian Orthodox Church held on for months despite increasing dangers that their cave stronghold would collapse. In March 2008, the BBC reported “fresh talks were underway” to draw out the congregation.

Ultimately, an apocalypse on a much-smaller scale eventually forced the women above ground. Here’s a bookend headline, this time from an Australian news source: “Corpse Stench Drives Russian Doomsday Cult from Cave.” With two dead members left decomposing in the enclosed space, the nine final faithful decided leaving the cave and facing the end times in the open was preferable to perishing from toxic fumes.

Details on Kuznetzov’s fate are unclear, though it seems he attempted suicide once his doomsday prediction failed to come true; he was also slapped with a variety of charges, including “the creation of an organization infringing upon citizens’ rights.” Reports seems to indicate that he may still be confined to a psychiatric facility, having not yet been deemed mentally fit to stand trial.

Images from top: A police officer examines the remains of one of two bodies found on the Rancho Santa Liberada, near Matamoros, Mexico, April 17, 1989, just two miles from the site where 13 bodies, victims of cult murderers, were found earlier. (AP Photo/John Hopper)

A body is removed from a house in St. Casimir, 50 miles southwest of Quebec City, after a fire March 22, 1997. Five people believed to be members of the cult the Order of the Solar Temple committed suicide by using propane tanks and gasoline to trigger the fire. (AP Photo/Le Soleil)

The bodies of cult members lie on a bed inside a compound at Rancho Santa Fe, Calif. as seen in this television image March 27, 1997. (AP Photo)

Subway passengers affected by sarin gas planted in the central Tokyo subways are carried into St. Luke’s International Hospital on March 20, 1995. (AP Photo/Chikumo Chiaki, File)

Psychologists and others communicate (through a vent hole) with more than two dozen members of a doomsday cult, awaiting what they believe to be end of the world, in an underground cave near the village of Nikolskoye about 400 miles southeast of Moscow on Nov. 26, 2007. (AP Photo/Dmitry Barkhatov)

Missouri Finds No Evidence of Planned Parenthood Mishandling Fetal Tissue

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Missouri Finds No Evidence of Planned Parenthood Mishandling Fetal Tissue

A Missouri investigation that began after a heavily edited, misleading video of a Planned Parenthood director discussing fetal tissue donation surfaced in July has finally reached its conclusion. And the verdict is: No, Planned Parenthood is not, in fact, selling or mishandling aborted fetal body parts in any way.

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From the Attorney General of Missouri’s report (bolding theirs):

During our investigation, we reviewed more than 3,500 pages of documents and conducted multiple interviews of representatives of [Reproductive Health Services of Planned Parenthood of the St. Louis Region and Southwest Missouri (PPSLR)] and its pathology laboratory.... For that month, our investigation traced the fetal organs and tissue removed during surgical abortions performed by PPSLR from the surgery to the statutory pathological examination, to their ultimate destruction.

As a result of our investigation, the Office of the Missouri Attorney General has found no evidence that PPSLR has engaged in unlawful disposal of fetal organs or tissue.

In the video in question, Planned Parenthood officials appear to be to speaking casually about selling aborted fetal tissue for financial gain. But the Attorney General’s report found nothing other than the seven dollar fee per specimen that Planned Parenthood pays to Pathology Services and the flat $570 monthly fee that the lab also pays for disposal services.

Will these findings put a stop to the ideologues fighting to defund Planned Parenthood while espousing right-wing fever dream fanfiction (Carly Fiorina, we’re looking at you)? No, probably not.

But at the very least, it’s a moral and necessary boost in the fight to keep a vital medical facility up and running for as long we possibly can.


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Rage Bassist Apologizes for Limp Bizkit: "We Inspired Such Bullshit”

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Rage Bassist Apologizes for Limp Bizkit: "We Inspired Such Bullshit”

In a new Rolling Stone interview, Rage Against the Machine bassist Tim “Timmy C.” Commerford claimed responsibility for one of most devastating outbreaks during the rap-metal crisis that ravaged America in the years leading up to 9/11: the one, the only, Limp Bizkit. He hereby apologizes for that bullshit.

“I do apologize for Limp Bizkit,” Commerford said. “I really do. I feel really bad that we inspired such bullshit.”

Fred Durst’s RatM fandom was public and well-documented. As Rolling Stone pointed out, Limp Bizkit covered “Killing in the Name” one hundred times or more, and Durst credited Rage for starting that rap-metal shit.

Commerford’s distaste for being lumped in with Durst and Co. has been apparent since 2000, when he climbed atop a tower on the set of the Video Music Awards while Bizkit was collecting their Best Rock Video award for “Break Stuff.”

No one at the time seemed to understand why he was up there, but in hindsight it’s clear he was pissed off at the monster that his band had inadvertently created. He was arrested after the incident, but it was worth it.

“I wish I would’ve swung on that thing and brought it to the ground and just destroyed it,” he told Rolling Stone. “If I could do it all over again, I would’ve ripped that thing to the ground and shredded it.”

If there’s one thing that gives Commerford some solace, it’s that modern science has managed to mostly eradicate Bizkit from popular culture, while Rage Against the Machine lives on.

“They’re gone, though,” he said, “That’s the beautiful thing. There’s only one left, and that’s Rage, and as far as I’m concerned, we’re the only one that matters.”

Bad news, Timmy: Limp Bizkit are back together and preparing to bring their “Money Sucks” tour to Putin’s Russia, where Fred Durst has indicated he would like to live permanently.

“We’ve boycotted America for many years now...The reason? We just don’t know what’s going on in America,” Durst said in 2013, “It’s all about the new catchy thing and that’s always changing. America is driven by record sales. It’s the home of corporations. We’re just Limp Bizkit, so we don’t know how to do anything but Limp Bizkit.”

Truer words. (Wes Borland remains surprisingly cool and self-aware, though.)

[Rolling Stone. Photo of Fred Durst via Getty Images]

The "Gig Economy" Is Picking Your Pocket

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The "Gig Economy" Is Picking Your Pocket

There is a growing movement to put an end to “on-call” scheduling practices and give workers more regular, predictable hours. On the other hand, there’s what Amazon is doing.

Recently, major companies including Abercrombie, Bath & Body Works, and The Gap have promised to end their practice of making employees wait until the very last minute to find out whether they’re needed to work—effectively holding workers’ lives hostage to the changing demands of corporate staffing, rather than giving out regular schedules. This trend would seem to represent progress towards sanity and humanity in the low-wage workplace. But don’t get too optimistic too soon.

On-call scheduling is a close cousin of the fabled “gig economy”—the pseudo-utopian idea that full-time, regular employment is a thing of the past, one that will be replaced by a new era in which everyone is a permanent freelancer with the flexibility to pursue different “gigs” as they please. Business owners present this vision as one in which everyone is their own entrepreneur and boss; in reality, it is one in which everyone is constantly hustling just to stay afloat, with no real predictability or safety net.

While outright on-call scheduling of a company’s own employees is becoming more and more toxic from a PR perspective, the “gig economy” model itself, so far, is not. Uber and countless other “Uber of [sector]” companies are going gangbusters. And now, Amazon, which has plenty of problems treating its full-time employees well, is pushing into the gig economy itself. The Wall Street Journal today reports on Amazon’s new “Flex” program, which will create a stable of freelance delivery drivers who will use a proprietary app to work for Amazon ferrying packages to people who’ve ordered things for immediate delivery. It includes this moonbeam quote from an Amazon executive: “There is a tremendous population of people who want to work in an on-demand fashion. This is another opportunity for people to work with the company.”

Let’s be accurate. There is not a “tremendous population of people who want to work in an on-demand fashion.” There is a tremendous population of people who want to work. On-demand jobs, which offer companies all the benefits of employees without any of the costs of paying benefits for them, are just the best work that desperate people can find. Driving every last penny of cost out of the supply chain can push down prices, but never enough to outweigh the costs to all of the people who are trying to make a living in such a pitiless environment. The best long-term solution to this dynamic is to strengthen the government safety net to the point that getting benefits from one’s employer seems like a weird, outdated anachronism. We’re not close to that yet. Until we get there, keep in mind that corporate enthusiasm for the “gig economy” is the same as corporate enthusiasm for robbing Americans of their livelihood.

It’s nothing to get excited about.

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Inside the World of the Black Elite: An Interview With Margo Jefferson

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Inside the World of the Black Elite: An Interview With Margo Jefferson

Upon the publication of Lawrence Otis Graham’s Our Kind of People in 1999, the New York Times asked, “Is There a Black Upper Class?” On the surface, it was a foolhardy question—of course there was, and is, a black upper class—but if you were to peel back its exterior, as Graham did in his book, underneath revealed a world of race leaders, men and women and children who were in a constant “state of self-enhancement.” Here was a place, a land, very few Americans knew about.

Pulitzer-winning writer and cultural critic Margo Jefferson’s new memoir, Negroland, maps this very terrain, one on which money, privilege, and racism intersect in sometimes insidious ways. In Negroland—what Jefferson terms “a small region of Negro America where residents were sheltered by a certain amount of privilege and plenty”—lived the best of Afro-America: doctors, lawyers, entrepreneurs, teachers, and all-around strivers of the Third Race, the black aristocracy. Here in this community there were national and local clubs like Boule, Jack and Jill, the Guardsmen, Links, and black sororities and fraternities like Delta Sigma Theta and Alpha Phi Alpha, founded to ensure that blacks of a certain pedigree would “embody and perpetuate the values of the Negro elite.”

Jefferson grew up in the well-to-do environs of Chicago—Bronzeville and Park Manor—the daughter of a doctor and a socialite (her father was the head of pediatrics at Provident Hospital, one of the oldest black hospitals in the country). But the cushion of Jefferson’s world would not always be so. “Nothing highlighted our privilege more than the menace to it,” she writes. A good education, expensive clothes, fancy cars, and comfort, she discovers, would not save her, or other residents of Negroland, from the terrors of the outside world.

In Negroland, Jefferson examines her own social navigations among, and in response to, the white world, and is equally critical of the cracks that splinter the foundation on which her own people stand: hierarchies based on skin color, wealth, “passing,” and status within social circles. “I’m a chronicler of Negroland, a participant-observer, an elegist, dissenter, and admirer; sometime expatriate, ongoing interlocutor,” she confesses in the book’s beginning pages.

Yet despite the security of Negroland and her later successes, Jefferson admits she began to harbor feelings of depression. “Negroland girls couldn’t die outright. We had to plot and circle our way toward death, pretend we were after something else, like being ladylike, being popular, being loved... In the late 1970s, I began to actively cultivate a desire to kill myself.” This admission, and others, is a reminder that the everyday realities for those living within the world of the black bourgeoisie were far from pristine.

I recently spoke with Jefferson via phone.


The black aristocracy is not a subject that is often written about, especially with such a critical eye. It’s a welcome book in such an interesting time in history.

Yes. Very true. It is indeed an interesting time in history. [laughs]

Interesting is not necessarily the right word.

Well, interesting covers a range: from surprising to appalling. We can cover a lot of ground with that.

Right. So in the last decade alone: from, let’s say, the election of President Obama to the current state of black men and women getting killed at such a rapid pace. So by interesting, I guess I mean to say, the book arrives during a time of—

—what appears to be absolute progress mixed with these revelations of continuing, extending brutalities.

Did you always expect to write this book?

Not always. I started to really think about it, consciously let’s say, around 2007 or 2008. I’d worked on a couple of theater pieces through an institute that Anna Deavere Smith ran that used this material. That’s when it settled in my mind as material I could put out in the open. I did not start working on it until later. In 2008 I got a Guggenheim Fellowship; I applied and started writing it. And then life intervenes and you get slowed down, but I knew that I had to finish this.

The book operates in varying ways: it’s part social history, part memoir, part insider’s tale. When you began to seriously write Negroland, was the intention to purposefully construct it in this way?

I didn’t always know. It was only my second book. On Michael Jackson had been a book-length essay, and maybe the one thing they have in common is that they aren’t following a straightforward sequence—they move by theme and association. That structure, even in terms of reading, always appeals to me. When I thought about a memoir, and really got working, I knew I wanted it to be doubled. Meaning: a cultural memoir and a personal memoir; mapping a relationship with this world, with all of its tensions, and links to the larger white and larger black world. But I am also the character—watching, being affected—so in that way, it was a personal memoir. The world itself is so full of changes—of negotiations, changes of position, seeing things one way, then another, gauging responses, status changes that can happen in an instant. I felt the structure needed to reflect all those social shifts, political shifts, cultural shifts, and swings of mood and of status.

Let’s talk about the status within that world. You refer to the black bourgeoisie as “the Third Race.”

That’s how we thought of ourselves. And that really starts before W.E.B. DuBois. It’s modern name was the Talented Tenth, the race leaders. The people who are educated, who are cultivated. This Victorian-into-modern sense of achievement. And of also: cultivation, education, dignity. All of these things were, in today’s parlance, respectability politics. They were to prove, to refute bigotry’s claims, and to prove, as a people, we deserved equal rights and were progressing and moving and could equal the best of white people. That’s the lineage.

Growing up in Chicago, how early on did you recognize the scope of your privilege?

For a child, for the black bourgeois, the scope—and I think this is true for any group that has been discriminated against, oppressed, and whose status is always contested—varies. Within an all-black world, it felt very, very secure. How is this manifested? By material things—your house, clothes, by manners, by the schools you go to, by what your parents say to you about how you’re supposed to carry yourself in the world. It always shifts when you move into various parts of the white world. Then you are contending with much shakier status. You start learning that your privilege can be challenged or disregarded at any minute. You’re learning those things almost simultaneously.

What’s the earliest example of your security being challenged in the white world?

The earliest one I am conscious of, in fact, is when I’m in elementary school. I come home and ask my mother questions; mind you, I’m at a school I feel very comfortable in; it was a progressive school, not a lot of incidents, and I had real friends. So I say to my mother, some other student has asked me if we’re rich and upper class. I was young, and thought, Oh, how nice. I thought this was flattering. My mother’s answers made finally clear to me that what was implied—and, of course, this child didn’t know that; it was coming from the parents—was that this little Negro girl and her mother, who seems to be driving a car as nice as mine and seems to speak standardized English, were asking what kind of status did we have. You know, what kind of status do they have? I suppose in their world they are upper class. She must have overheard a lot of speculation. It was basically saying: what oddities are these people given the inferior race they’re from. That, with my mother making clear to me, we were going to be negotiating between our own world, in which we were considered upper class, the larger American world, in which we’d be considered bourgeoisie, and the world dominated by racism—by white constructs of race—in which we would just be considered a mass of Negroes that they really didn’t have want to bother with and didn’t think well of.

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Early on you write that Negroland women wanted to be seen as ladies, not necessarily “black.” It reminded me of that Ralph Ellison passage from Invisible Man where the narrator meets Brother Jack, and Brother Jack asks, “Why do you fellows always talk in terms of race?” and he responds, “What other terms do you know?” There is a similar push and pull in the book; citizens within Negroland do not always want to be identified as black, but the world continues to push color and these constructs onto them, even as they pull away.

It’s a question of free space. There was certainly within Negroland race pride and race consciousness, along with snobbery and over identification with white values. We were always supposed to be aware that we were to help carry the race forward, but what you want is free space to simply live your life and be yourself. Everyone wants that. You don’t want to have no choice. With race consciousness—which is always problematic; yes there is race pride, but when it is being forced on you from the outside white world, you’re not controlling it, when you’re not in control of that consciousness, those questions, those criticisms—you can be turned into a sociological object, an object of scorn, a test case, at any point. You have no control over that. You have control over how you respond to it, but not over its intrusion into your life—your external life and your interior life.

This response then becomes a sort of performance.

Yes. Absolutely. Even the anticipation of it. Maybe it’s not going to happen this time, but you better be ready in case it happened. There’s a constant vigilance and weariness, and then the performance. Which, again, has to be shaded and altered according to white characters; some intrusions are very subtle and some are quite blatant.

Beauty comes up in the book often. This notion of skin color as it relates to degrees of privilege, which is really a larger conversation about ownership and who dictates what is acceptable and what is not acceptable. I imagine navigating that landscape within Negroland—with its strict guidelines of beauty and decorum—must have been more difficult that having to navigate that terrain outside Negroland.

I thought you were going to say in a different period, because it’s all more fluid and flexible and generous now. Starting with, I would say, Black Power, those very constricted standards of Anglo-Saxon beauty got challenged and pushed out. Everything started to change, change, change.

Historically, these divisions—whereby lighter was better, thinner noses; let’s just say Anglo-Saxon looks—go back several centuries. These divisions and hierarchies started as soon as blacks arrived and mingled with each other, began to intermingle with white people, and were divided into house servants, field hands, free Negroes, not. All of these markers—what color you were, what you looked liked—had huge social and political consequences. They got passed on, not surprisingly, and really ruled in a society that was Anglo-Saxon. And I say that very specifically, because other immigrant groups who register as white were also aspiring to Anglo-Saxon models. That was what you were living up to.

We’re talking about physical markers; one of the key distinguishing facts for Negroes, black people, African Americans, was that we could be judged, categorized, dismissed, or abused instantly on the ground of visibly registering as Negro in some way. These markers of skin, features, all of that, became a determinant of one’s fate. Now place that on women, and black women therefore are bringing this body of prejudice and consequence into this maniacal, rigorous world whereby women are judged by excruciating visual standards, along with manners. All of which, again, is very white and very Anglo-Saxon, and which black women had been systematically excluded from so they could in no way live up to notions of being beautiful, being a good mother, being respectable, being virtuous.

That must take a traumatic toll, psychological and physical, on the body for black women.

Well, I wouldn’t say it’s always traumatic. But it’s very demanding. It certainly has its moments. If you look at a novel like The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison; there’s an example of trauma. If you look at a novel like Quicksand or Passing by Nella Larsen there’s an element of trauma, but also there are social complications and navigations. These become stories of extremely complicated, demanding, and sometimes killing, manner.

Which sort of leads me to my next question. I want to talk about, as you write, that “sanctioned, forbidden space between white vulnerability and black invincibility.” Despite all the privileges Negroland had provided, it could not guard you from depression and thoughts of suicide.

Everyone is driven in a different way. The burden of being a constant symbol, of having to live up to a symbol of advancement, of progress, of being perfect in some way and always representing the destiny of an entire people—that is supposed to be invincibility. That’s enormous. That translates often in black life, or translated traditionally into admonishes along the lines of, No, you can’t fail; You can’t show that kind of grief or despair, depression, because it was a kind of failure.

A weakness.

It can be a major weakness if you give way to it. And it can defeat you, and it shows that they’ve won. Sometimes we even used to be told, We don’t commit suicide, we’re too strong for that. These are battle weapons, aren’t they? This sense, this charge, to be invincible, and not to give way even in private, as if momentary despair, grief, melancholy, even if giving into them for a moment, could weaken you like a toxin in your system, could render you not fit for the life battle. This was exhausting. For me, and I’m not alone in this, giving into and residing in, for real periods of despair and depression, became a kind of rest space.

What do you mean by “rest space”?

A space retreat—I’m not responsible to anything in the larger world right now. I need respite. And also: I need to acknowledge, whatever despair and depression do, the toll the grief is taking on me. I need to acknowledge the toll certain parts of my life are taking on me. I have to do that, even if it temporarily paralyzes me to suppress it. Otherwise, paradoxically, I can’t go on. When I can reside in that, and recoup, then I can continue. In a strange way it’s a survival method.

Had you not been recognizing that grief before?

As people who grapple with depression, there’s the other side—I’m vivacious, lively; as a child I had really performed. And I enjoyed the performance. Like many people, and this in not unusual, I began to discover the successfully hidden aspects of myself when I got to college. Also, let’s remember, I got to college in 1964; the world was in tumult. You were exposing yourself and revealing yourself, and throwing whatever feelings you had into all of these passionate movements and discussions; you were writ large. The world was upending, helping upend the way you’d lived before and thought before. So, of course, that leads to all kinds of inner tumult. You can’t protect the inner psyche from the changes the world is asking of you.

But even in this inner tumult, you write: “You must set an example for other Negroland girls who suffer the same way. You must give them a death they can live up to.” Amidst both internal and external changes, you still carried this sense of uprightness you’d learned as a child.

It stayed with me. But I am, as they say in literature, being bitterly ironic there. That was a moment. That was one of my temporary resolutions. I say, Ok, If I’m going to kill myself then I want that to be an example and help set a pattern that will be useful for Negro girls or black women who want to do the same. I didn’t want it to be squalid or worthless; I wanted it to be distinctive, noteworthy. Even then, I wanted to excel at it.

What are you hoping readers take away from the book?

That the work and the play, the entanglement of an individual life, with a world, with a society, with these larger forces, this constant push-pull between who are you are, the solitary character, and what the demands of the world, from your family to society, what they are are, and what’s being made between you. I hope people will also look at the power and privilege—they’re such big words, like race and gender and sex—because they manifest themselves in our lives in so many ways. I would want the book to spark readers to make those connections in their lives. We all live several lives—there’s the internal, there’s the external, there’s the life of me as a black woman, there’s the life of me as an American citizen—and we’re all doing this, and how are you faithful to those lives?

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