'One Hundred and Fifty Thousand Percent Heterosexual' R&B Singer Johnny Gill:...
On last night's Unsung, TV One's Behind the Music for R&B and hip-hop acts that never quite crossed over into pop megastardom, New Edition's Johnny Gill discussed his life and career. The show...
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'Fixing' Your Letter of Recommendation, Firing Your Personal Chauffeur, and...
Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not...
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Hardcore BDSM Sex Tape Starring Joe Jonas Rumored to Be Dropping in 3…2....?
The internet is washing its hands in scalding hot water over and over a thousand times today, following a very detailed report that a sex tape featuring "a large dildo," "a gag ball" "a slapper...
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Perez Hilton Poses Nekkid With His New Baby, Making the Creepiest Single-Dad...
Professional dick-doodler Perez Hilton is now a father. This would be worthy of a long major-city newspaper profile if he'd impregnated Rosie O'Donnell with their love child, or if he pushed the child...
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Gun Manufacturer Threatens to Leave Connecticut After People Are Mean to Him...
For seven years now, Dennis Veilleux has held leadership positions at Colt, a Connecticut-based company whose sole reason for existence is to manufacture weapons designed to kill things. In December,...
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'You Are Such a Demon, Wendy": Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's Original Aunt Viv...
Tatyana Ali appeared on The Wendy Williams Show this week, and the talk-show host asked the actress about her early days on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. During the course of their discussion Williams...
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French Man Attempts Catch Me If You Can Stunt, Gets Arrested Impersonating...
A Frenchman with the very French name of Philippe Jernnard LaRocelle was arrested Wednesday night after he attempted to impersonate a pilot. According to police, the 61-year-old boarded a...
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Amanda Bynes: “I Want Drake to Murder My Vagina”
There's really not much to say about or add to this story. Here's some context, though it won't help anything make any more sense: Thursday evening, Lohan nemesis Amanda Bynes tweeted the following...
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Montana State Senate Votes to Legalize Donating Roadkill to the Poor
On Thursday, the Montana State Senate voted 28-21 to pass the roadkill salvage bill, which "would allow residents to harvest for food big game animals like deer, elk and moose killed by vehicles." Of...
View ArticleWill Sasso's Lemon Skits Single-Handedly Justify Vine's Entire Existence
Many are still unsure what to make of Vine, the video app that allows users to share six-second video clips on Twitter. How useful is it really? Is it anything more than a passing fad or yet another...
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Chinua Achebe, Author of Things Fall Apart, Dead at 82
Chinua Achebe, the Nigerian author and critic best known for his first novel Things Fall Apart, has died in Boston following an illness. He was 82. Achebe was born in southern Nigeria in 1930, the...
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Apparent Double Murder, Suicide at Marine Base in Northern Virginia
Late yesterday night, a marine killed two of his colleagues and then himself on a marine base in Quantico, Virginia. Officials report the shooter was male, and the victims were male and female. All...
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The Day Child Porn Went Viral on Facebook
A video of unknown origin appearing to show a grown man sexually abusing an infant girl went viral overnight on Facebook, garnering as many as 32,000 shares and over 5,000 likes before finally being...
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No-Talent Hack Cat Fired from Broadway for Sucking
New York. The Big Apple. A universe dotted with thousands of stars. And millions more who burned out before they ever got a chance to shine. Earlier this week a dumb, no-talent cat was fired from a...
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Epicenter of Evil (Harvard University) in Quiz Team Cheating Scandal
Last night, the Harvard University men's basketball team—considered scrappy underdogs in this, but no other, field—upset New Mexico in the NCAA tournament, to the exclusive delight of Harvard alumni....
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The NYPD, Which Deplores Racial Profiling, Orders Cop to Stop 'Male Blacks 14...
The NYPD's public safety policy of "Harass all young minority males who show themselves in public," politely dubbed "Stop and frisk," is currently on trial for its legal life. Hilariously (unless you...
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College Student Kicked Out of School for Penning 'Hot for Teacher' Essay...
Former Oakland University student Joseph Corlett recently filed a $2.2 million lawsuit against the Michigan-based school for kicking him out after he wrote a Penthouse Forum-esque essay for an English...
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High-Speed Chase in Texas Could Be Related to Shooting of Colorado Prison Chief
Authorities in Colorado believe a high-speed shooting chase in Texas could be connected to the shooting death of Colorado's prison chief, Tom Clements. The chase barreled through north Texas...
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"The Best Fucking Thing That Could Possibly Happen": Hacker Convict Weev Bids...
"America is in a cultural decline," the internet troll and 27-year-old hacker Andrew "Weev" Auernheimer said into a microphone on Monday morning outside Newark's Martin Luther King Courthouse. Bearded,...
View ArticleIsraeli P.M. Netanyahu Apologizes to Turkey for Flotilla Raid Deaths
Phone conversations are almost always awkward, and rarely more awkward than when you're calling someone for the very first time and apologizing for the time your military killed eight Turkish citizens...
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